August 24, 2003 - Phoenix, Arizona


Rey Mysterio beat Shannon Moore (HEAT);
La Resistance beat The Dudleyz;
Undertaker beat A-Train;
Shane McMahon beats Eric Bischoff;
Guerrero beat Benoit, Rhyno, Tajiri;
Kurt Angle beats Brock Lesnar;
Kane beats Rob Van Dam;
HHH wins Elimination Chamber;

  1. SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: Rey Mysterio beat Shannon Moore to retain the CW title..

  2. WORLD TAG TITLE MATCH: La Resistance beat the Dudley Boyz to retain..
    • The Dudleyz hit the 3D but a camera man entered the ring and hit D-Von with the camera!
    • Of course it turned out to be Rob Conway, and this allowed La Resistance to win the match and retain!
    • After the match, Rob Conway took out Bubba & Spike with the camera as well..

  3. INTERVIEW: Jonathan Coachman & The Dudley Boyz..
    • The Coach commented on how clever La Resistance's plan was..
    • Bubba Dudley accused The Coach of being anti-American and said those who are anti-American "suck"..

  4. BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Christian..
    • Christian complained about not being included on the Summerslam card..
    • Christian offered his services to help Eric Bischoff in his match with Shane McMahon later..
    • Christian asked Eric Bischoff about Linda McMahon, and Eric said he's tell everything later in the show..

  5. MATCH: The Undertaker beat A-Train..
    • Two ref bumps occurred and then the Undertaker won after a choke slam!
    • The Undertaker was about to power bomb A-Train when Sable got in the ring to try to stop him..
    • The Undertaker held Sable so that Stephanie McMahon could slap Sable around..
    • Sable gave Stephanie McMahon her dreaded finisher (the evil eye) as she was leaving the ringside area..

  6. IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff..
    • Eric Bischoff was ready to reveal what happened in Linda McMahon's bedroom, when he addressed Vince McMahon..
    • ~~~"What are you doing running around eating hamburgers when you've got a hot juicy delicious filet mignon at home?"
    • Eric Bischoff then said that he and Linda McMahon did it again, and again, and again..

  7. MATCH: Shane McMahon def Eric Bischoff..
    • Jonathan Coachman got involved and turned heel, smashing Shane McMahon with repeated chairshots!
    • Eric Bischoff then took it upon himself to turn the match into a NO DQ FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE match..
    • Eric Bischoff ordered the production truck to turn off JR & Jerry Lawler's mics, and told The Coach to announce..
    • Jonathan Coachman kept interfering while calling the match on the house microphone..
    • Steve Austin ran down and stomped and eventually stunned Jonathan Coachman..
    • Steve Austin ordered the production truck to turn JR & Jerry Lawler's microphone's back on..
    • Steve Austin was about to leave Shane McMahon to do his business..
    • Shane McMahon lifted Eric Bischoff's limp and and slapped Steve Austin (signifying being physically provolked)
    • Steve Austin obliged by giving Eric Bischoff a big stunner in the ring!
    • Shane McMahon won with an elbow off the top rope through the spanish announcers table!!

  8. BACKSTAGE: The Evolution..
    • The Evolution members talked about the Elimination Chamber..
    • Randy Orton began asking the "What if.....?" questions..
    • Ric Flair made it clear that Randy Orton was only in there to help Triple H win the match!

  9. UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Eddie Guerrero vs Chris Benoit vs Rhyno vs Tajiri..
    • Rhyno gored Eddie Guerrero Guerrero, who protected himself with the US belt on his chest!
    • Chris Benoit gave Rhyno a diving head-butt..
    • Chris Benoit and Tajiri ended up taking a bump over the top..
    • Eddie Guerrero pinned Rhyno after a frog splash to the back..

  10. WWE TITLE MATCH: Kurt Angle vs Brock Lesnar to retain..
    • Vince McMahon (Happy Birthday!) came out and interfered on Brock Lesnar's behalf..
    • Brock Lesnar landed an akward looking F5 on Kurt Angle..
    • Brock Lesnar tried for a second F5, but Kurt Angle reversed it into the anklelock!
    • Brock Lesnar made it to the ropes, but Kurt Angle pulled him back to the center of the ring..
    • Kurt Angle maintained the ankle lock, and eventually Brock Lesnar tapped out!
    • Kurt Angle angleslammed Vince McMahon onto a chair after the match!

  11. MATCH: Kane vs Rob Van Dam..
    • Kane won with a tombstone piledriver on the ring steps and rolled him into the ring for the pin..

  12. INTERVIEW: Terri & Eric Bischoff + Linda McMahon..
    • Eric Bischoff was being stitched and bandaged up after his brutal match with Shane McMahon..
    • Linda McMahon shows up and slaps Eric Bischoff accross the face and walked away!

  13. ELIMINATION CHAMBER: Triple H vs Bill Goldberg vs Randy Orton vs Kevin Nash vs Shawn Michaels vs Chris Jericho..
    • Bill Goldberg prooved his marketability when he slipped and fell during his sparkly entrance..
    • Triple H wore long wrestling tights, probably to hide whatever brace he has on underneath..
    • Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho (as expected) started the match..
    • Randy Orton was the next participant to enter the chamber..
    • Kevin Nash entered next and was eliminated two minutes later after a Shawn Michaels superkick!
    • Triple H enters next and got caught with a superkick from Shawn Michaels!
    • Triple H fell back into his chamber, where he stayed for several minutes because of his injury..
    • Kevin Nash got to his feet and powerbombed Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton & Chris Jericho before leaving..
    • Bill Goldberg then entered the match last (work less, paid more!)..
    • Bill Goldberg speared Randy Orton and pinned him for the elimination..
    • Bill Goldberg speared Chris Jericho through the (plastic) glass of one of the chamber..
    • Bill Goldberg then speared Shawn Michaels, who was coming off the top rope!
    • Bill Goldberg eliminated Shawn Michaels after a jackhammer!!!
    • Bill Goldberg then eliminated Chris Jericho after yet another jackhammer..
    • Triple H was hiding inside one of the chambers, so Goldberg smashed the glass to get him!
    • Ric Flair was running around at ringside and passed a sledgehammer into Triple H!
    • Triple H blocked the spear and hit Goldberg with the sledgehammer, followed by a pinfall!
    • Ric Flair & Randy Orton entered the Chamber and the Evolution handcuffed Goldberg to the chains..
    • Triple H repeatedly whacked Goldberg with a sledgehammer, busting him WIDE OPEN!!!

  14. FADE TO BLACK....
    • After the show, the WWE Staff, Crew and Wrestlers through a suprise Birthday Party for Vince McMahon (58!)
    • Steve Austin led the festivities which saw unsuccessful attempts to get the Undertaker to do a spinerooni..
    • Pat Patterson sung "My Way" for his long time friend and boss..
    • Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar, Eric Bischoff and Bill Goldberg were absent..
    • Vince McMahon gave Linda McMahon a sloppy kiss in the ring..

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