TNA WRESTLING RESULTS
NWA: Total Nonstop Action PPV
March 26, 2003 - Nashville, Tennessee - Aired Live
Announcers: Mike Tenay & Don West..
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- DARK MATCHES:
- Shark Boy def Ryan Ash..
- Glen Gilbertti def Scotty Sabre..
- Erik Watts & Brian Lawler def Matt Longtime & Kurt Jensen..
- James Storm def Doug Williams..
- KICKOFF: Goldylocks..
- Goldylocks gives her VERY BUTCHERED verson of America the Beautiful to honor the troops in Iraq..
- SEX LOCKER ROOM: AJ Styles + Glen Gilbertti + S.E.X..
- AJ Styles barges down the S.E.X. locker room with a chainsaw!
- AJ Styles accuses Glen Gilbertti of costing him a title shot last week..
- AJ Styles says that without Vince Russo, all of the S.E.X. wrestlers suck!
- AJ Styles says that if Glen Gilbertti isn't in the ring in 30 seconds, he'll come back and dismember him!
- Glen Gilbertti assigns the reponsability to Mike Sanders..
- MATCH: AJ Styles pinned Mike Sanders..
- Mike Sanders took on AJ Styles looking to proove himself in the eyes of SEX..
- Glen Gilbertti & Sonny Siaki ran down but it backfired and AJ Styles won the match!
- Glen Gilbertti & Mike Sanders got into a shoving match until Sonny Siaki calmed them down..
- MATCH: Jerry Lynn pinned Konnan..
- Konnan came out and talked about TNA taking 70 years of Lucha Libre and renaming it "X-Division"..
- Konnan reversed a hurancanrana into a powerbomb outside of the ring!
- Jerry Lynn won after a suprise rollup pinfall..
- After the match, a yellow "masked" luchadore attacked Jerry Lynn and gave him a spinning DDT!
- Konnan acted as if he didn't know who the yellow guy was..
- INTERVIEW: Mike Tenay & Jeff Jarrett..
- Jeff Jarrett said he's at a charity event and not at the show tonight..
- Jeff Jarrett talked about all the great contenders, specifically putting over AJ Styles, Raven, Ron Killings & DLo..
- Jeff Jarrett mentioned Erik Watts, saying he was a joke..
- Jeff Jarrett said David Flair holding an NWA title belt is an even bigger joke..
- Mike Tenay asked him if he regretted taping the interview with Vince Russo's kids..
- Jeff Jarrett got mad at Mike Tenay, who can't seem to finish an interview on a positive note..
- IN THE RING: Jim Mitchell & The New Church + Harris Boys/Elix Skipper/Chris Daniels + Sandman + Perry Saturn!
- Jim Mitchell explains that the only S&M match rule is that you can't be pinned unless you're bleeding..
- The Harris Brothers, Chris Daniels & Elix Skipper come out to the ring..
- Chris Daniels says that S.E.X. is a better religion than Jim Mitchell's..
- The S.E.X. members then attacked the New Church..
- Sandman came out for the attempted save, but they were beating on him too..
- Perry Saturn makes his shocking debut and ran into the ring and cleaning house!!
- PROMO: Dusty Rhodes..
- Dusty Rhodes says that people always ask him why he keeps living in the past..
- Dusty Rhodes says that he respects the past, and Brian Lawler, David Flair & Erik Watts don't..
- Dusty Rhodes says that they should have been tought respect as kids, but he'll teach them respect!
- Dusty says that he going to get that belt back from David Flair in the Bunkhouse match tonight..
- MATCH: David Young vs Sonny Siaki went to a NO CONTEST..
- Athena was at ringside wearing a neck brace selling a tombstone piledriver last week..
- Athena got some revenge by slapping and low-blowing Sonny Siaki during the match..
- Desire appeared (for the first time in 2 weeks) and got into a catfight with Athena..
- Desire & Sonny Siaki handcuffed David Young to the ropes and Sonny Siaki gave Athena the Siakalypse..
- INTERVIEW: Goldylocks & Amazing Red + Alexis Laree..
- Goldylocks asks Red who he'll be teaming with in his mixed tag match with Kid Kash & Trinity..
- Alexis Laree enters with a major chip on her shoulder and threatens both Trinity & Goldylocks..
- IN THE RING: Erik Watts/Brian Lawler/David Flair + Jeff Jarrett + DLo Brown + S.E.X..
- Erik Watts addressed Jeff Jarrett's comments and said he didn't want a title shot anyway..
- The lights went out and Jeff Jarrett showed up and whacked Erik Watts with a guitar..
- Jeff Jarrett says that Erik Watts' mind games just got his ass handed to him..
- Jeff Jarrett issues and open challenge to anyone in the back to come out to the ring..
- DLo Brown answered the challange and joined Jeff Jarrett in the ring wanting a title shot tonight..
- DLo Brown says that Jeff Jarrett is the champ and should expect to be chased and ran down by people..
- Jeff Jarrett agrees to the match, even though DLo is only asking for a hand-out..
- Glen Gilbertti and members of S.E.X. then came out to the ring..
- Glen Gilbertti says that this isn't the WWE, where they check their brains at the door..
- Glen Gilbertti said that Raven is the #1 Contender for Jeff Jarrett's NWA World title..
- Glen Gilbertti said that DLo will get a title shot next week only if he agrees to join S.E.X. if he wins..
- DLo Brown agreed to those stipulations..
- Jeff Jarrett tells Glen Gilbertti that by the end of the night, he'll know what "Don't Piss Me Off" means..
- BUNKHOUSE MATCH: Dusty Rhodes pinned David Flair..
- David Flair brought out an NWA World belt that he said he stole from his father's closet..
- Dusty Rhodes hit David Flair with a cowbell and then pinned him for the win..
- Dusty then grabbed the old NWA world title belt from the corner..
- Brian Lawler came out while Dusty Rhodes was celebrating and grabbed the belt from him and ran!
- INTERVIEW: Goldylocks & Chris Harris/James Storm..
- Goldylocks asked Chris Harris why he was doing a singles match..
- Chris Harris said he just wanted to do it but he didn't want to break up the team..
- Chris Harris said that Goldy was looking for a story, but that there isn't a story here..
- James Storm gave him the evil eye the entire interview..
- MIXED TAG MATCH: Kid Kash & Trinity def Amazing Red & Alexis Laree..
- Trinity & Alexis Laree both show a lot of fire during the match, repeatedly going after the men..
- Trinity pinned Alexis Laree after landing a moonsault..
- Kid Kash was mad at Trinity because she scored the pin instead of him, and walked out on her..
- INTERVIEW: Goldylocks & Jerry Lynn..
- Goldylocks asks Jerry Lynn if he knows who the masked luchadore was..
- Jerry Lynn, visibly upset, says he doesn't know, but maybe she could go ask Konnan..
- MATCH: DLo Brown pinned Chris Harris..
- Chris Harris accidentally speared Rudy Charles, knocking him out..
- DLo went to the top rope and missed the frog splash!
- Chris Harris got to the top rope and missed a big elbow drop!
- Glen Gilbertti interfered using a Ace Crusher on Chris Harris..
- DLo Brown saw the interference and pinned Chris Harris anyway, to tease that he's with S.E.X..
- SADISTIC MADNESS: Saturn & Sandman & Brian Lee & Slash beat Harris Twins & Christopher Daniels & Elix Skipper..
- The rules are that a guy had to bleed before he could be pinned..
- Sandman came down last smashing a beer can on his head, causing him to bleed before the match!
- The Harris Brothers brutally powerbombed Sandman onto a steel chair!
- The brawl went all over the Asylum, with just about all participants getting busted open..
- Slash got the Spike and used it on Chris Daniels, brutally busting him open!!
- Ron Killings, who turned heel last week, returned this week as a babyface, with Nelson Knight by his side!!
- Nelson Knight (Mable aka Viscera) sitout powerbombed Chris Daniels and Saturn pinned him!
- S.E.X. got the better of The New Church and were about to put them through tables..
- Jeff Jarrett ran in and cleaned house, hitting everyone with a chair!
- DLo Brown came out and confronted him, and Jeff Jarrett laid out DLo with the chair too!!!
- END OF SHOW....