WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
December 15, 2006|
Announcers: Michael Cole & JBL
- DARK MATCH: Kevin Thorn w/Ariel def Scotty Too Hotty..
- IN THE RING: John Cena + King Booker & Fit Finlay + Batista + Theodore Long..
- John Cena said everybody is probably asking themselves why the WWE Champion was appearing on SmackDown! tonight..
- John Cena said it was because he lives here (in Boston) and jumped out of the ring to hug is dad in the front row..
- John Cena said WWE runs a secret Santa this year he got stuck with his favorite WWE announcer -- -- Michael Cole..
- John Cena gave Michael Cole his presents: An enormous salami, a David Hasslehoff photo, and a bag of salty nuts!
- John Cena talked about teaming with Batista against King Booker & Fit Finlay at Armageddon this Sunday on PPV..
- King Booker & Fit Finlay came out and threatened to give John Cena the same beat-down that they gave Batista..
- Batista came out to even the odds --- Theodore Long came out and booked John Cena vs Fit Finlay for later on..
- SIX MAN TAG: Paul London & Brian Kendrick & Jimmy Wang Yang beat William Regal & David Taylor & Gregory Helms..
- Ashley Massaro was at ringside but Amy Zidian (Yang's valet) has been released from her WWE contract..
- Jimmy Wang Yang pinned WWE Cruiserweight Champion Gregory Helms going into his title shot this Sunday..
- MATCH: Matt Hardy def Joey Mercury with a Twist of Fate..
- BACKSTAGE: Mr. Ken Kennedy & Montel Vontavious Porter argued over whose Armageddon match was more dangerous..
- TAG MATCH: The Undertaker & Kane vs Mr. Ken Kennedy & Montel Vontavious Porter ended in a No Contest..
- Mr. Kennedy knocked out Kane in the isle and threatened to run him over with the hurse parked on the stage..
- The lights went out and when they came back on, The Undertaker was sitting in the front seat of the hurse!..
- Mr. Kennedy jumped out of the hurse. Kane sat up from his position and Mr. Kennedy & The MVP ran away.....
- MATCH: Chavo Guerrero w/Vickie Guerrero def Sho Funaki..
- Before the match: Chavo Guerrero demanded that Chris Benoit come to the ring to apologize to Vickie Guerrero..
- Chris Benoit (wearing a suit and tie) came down and said he didn't do anything so he doesn't have to apologize..
- Chris Benoit put Chavo Guerrero in the Sharpshooter after the match and Vickie slapped Benoit accross the face!
- Chris Benoit just smiled and laughed back at her and she fell down and screamed pretending she was in danger..
- MATCH: Big Vito (wearing a dress) def Sylvan..
- JBL was hilarious on commentary making fun of Michael Cole for the WWE.com video of Vito kissing Cole last week..
- IN THE RING: Mike "The Miz" Mizanin & Kristal Marshall + The Boogeyman..
- Mike Mizanin set out to prove that he was not afraid of the Boogeyman by eating three gross mystery items.....
- Mike Mizanin first took a bite of pig's tongue and then chewed on some monkey brains and bragged about it..
- The third platter was filled with large earth worms and The Miz had trouble with it and couldn't eat any...
- Predicatably, the Boogeyman's head slide out from the plate of worms and The Miz & Kristal ran away screaming!
- MAIN EVENT: WWE Champion John Cena def Fit Finlay with an F-U in a Non-title match...
- The Little Bastard showed up and Finlay tossed him at Cena, then Cena tossed him back but ended up on JBL's lap!
- After the match, King Booker & Fit Finlay attacked John Cena until Batista made the save and cleared the ring..
- And that's a wrap folks...
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