WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
March 31, 2006|
Kansas City, Missouri
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- INTERNET VELOCITY TAPING:
- Scotty Too Hotty def Sean O’Haire in a dark match..
- The Gymini w/Simon Dean def Paul London & Brian Kendrick....
- Orlando Jordan def Ace Steel...
- Big Vito w/Nunzio def Sho Funaki...
- IN THE RING: Rey Mysterio + Kurt Angle + Randy Orton + Theodore Long..
- Rey Mysterio said he worked for his WM22 moment all his life but Randy Orton says that he doesn't deserve it..
- Rey Mysterio challenged Randy Orton to a match tonight so he can proove to him that he belongs in the 3-WAY..
- Kurt Angle came out and said it doesn't matter because nobody can beat him for the World Heavyweight title..
- Kurt Angle then demanded a match with Randy Orton tonight -- which brought Randy Orton out with a big grin..
- Randy Orton hand a bright idea to book Kurt Angle & Rey Mysterio vs Randy Orton in a Handicap match tonight!
- Randy Orton changed his mind and said he isn't going to wrestle tonight to preserve his health before WM22..
- Theodore Long came out and said the Handicap match sounds like a good idea, which made Randy Orton upset..
- Rey Mysterio took offense to something Kurt Angle said and they went nose to nose inside the ring......
- After a few more boring moments Kurt Angle vs Rey Mysterio was booked and Randy Orton was ejected from KC..
- NON (US) TITLE MATCH: Chris Benoit def Road Warrior Animal..
- Road Warrior Animal complained about not being included in WrestleMania 22 so he'll beat Chris Benoit tonight..
- Animal tried to use Brass knux but Chris Benoit grabbed him and made him tape out to the crippler crossface!
- BACKSTAGE: Chris Benoit & John Bradshaw Layfield..
- John Bradshaw Layfield clapped for Chris Benoit and praised him for being a great technical wrestler..
- John Bradshaw Layfield said he beat another great technical wrestler (Eddie Guerrero) for a title too..
- Chris Benoit said he was glad JBL's hand was healed cause he'll need it this Sunday [insert joke here]..
- MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield w/Jillian Hall destroyed Daniel Cross..
- MATCH: Paul Birchall def Booker T w/Sharmell by Countout...
- Midway through the match, the lights went out and Boogeyman music came on and Booker T got counted out..
- The Boogeyman came out from under the ring and took Sharmell over his shoulder and carried her backstage!
- Backstage, Booker T went crazy looking around the lockerroom area for Sharmell...
- SIX MAN TAG: Matt Hardy & Bobby Lashley & Tatanka def Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro & Fit Finlay..
- MNM went for the Snapshot on Matt Hardy but Bobby Lashly broke it up by speaking one of the MNM guys..
- Matt Hardy hit the Twist of Fate on Johnny Nitro and pinned him to win the match for his team!
- IN THE RING: Mark Henry..
- Mark Henry did a funeral type thing for Undertaker's winning streak including reciting a eulogy..
- Mark Henry listed the 13 men the Undertaker has beaten at WrestleMania, Jimmy Snuka, Jake Roberts,
- ~~~Giant Gonzalez, King Kong Bundy, Diesel, Sycho Sid, Kane (twice), Big Bossman, Triple H, Ric Flair,
- ~~~A-Train & The Big Show and even "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton went down to the Undertaker....
- Mark Henry said that was in the past and HE will end the Undertaker's winning streak this Sunday..
- TAG MATCH: The Mexicools (Psicosis & Super Crazy) def Kid Kash & Jamie Noble..
- BACKSTAGE: Booker T + Sharmell + The Boogeyman..
- Booker T was found following a trail of worms looking for his screaming wife..
- The trail led down stairs where Booker T found Sharmell surrounded by a big pile of worm..
- Booker T rescued his wife and they both ran out of there as The Boogeyman laughed evilly in the background..
- NON (WORLD) TITLE MATCH: Kurt Angle def Rey Mysterio by Submission...
- Tazz said he has been friends with Kurt Angle for a long time and he tried to talk to him backstage..
- Editor's Note: This of course, is a major mistake because 10 months ago Tazz & Angle were in a bitter feud!
- After a great match, Kurt Angle reversed a 619 into an Anklelock and made Rey Mysterio tap out to win!
- Despite being kicked out of the building, Randy Orton snuck back in and gave Rey Mysterio an RKO!
- Kurt Angle ran back to the ring for a brief brawl and gave Randy Orton an Angleslam and Anklelock!
- Randy Orton tapped out...................................................................................................................
- And that's a wrap folks...
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