WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
March 17, 2006|
Bossier City, Louisiana
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- INTERNET VELOCITY TAPING:
- Test (first match with WWE since release) def Sylvan in a dark match..
- Tatanka def Big Vito w/Nunzio...
- Paul London def Brian Kendrick and Jamie Noble and Kid Kash in a 4-WAY..
- Gymini (Mike & Todd Shane) def The Mexicools (Super Crazy & Psychosis)..
- LUMBERJACK MATCH (TO QUALIFY FOR MONEY IN THE BANK): Fit Finlay def Bobby Lashley..
- Lumberjacks: Animal, William Regal, Kid Kash, Jamie Noble, Big Vito, Gregory Helms, Scotty Too Hotty..
- Lumberjacks: Orlando Jordan, Simon Dean, The Gymini, Sylvan Grenier, Matt Hardy, Tatanka................
- Lumberjacks: Super Crazy, Psicosis, Paul London, Brian Kendrick, Sho Funaki..........................................
- Typical Lumberjack match with the heels attacking Lashley and the faces attacking Finlay....
- Sylvan jumped in the ring with a chair and Bobby Lashley speared him but rammed head first into the chair!
- Bobby Lashley turned around and Fit Finlay whacked him with the shilleleigh and pinned him to win the match!
- Fit Finlay now qualifies for the Money in the Bank II Ladder match at WrestleMania 22!!!!
- WRESTLEMANIA BIG TIME MOMENT: The horrendous Gimmicks Battle Royal at Wrestlemania 2000..
- BACKSTAGE: MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro) + Melina Perez + Kristal Marshall + Paul Birchall..
- MNM were shown oogling Vince McMahon's Muscle & Fitness Magazine (with Candice Michelle's Playboy inside)..
- Melina Perez came and took the Muscle & Fitness Magazine and said she'd use it for her "personal use"..
- Melina Perez approached Kristal Marshall to tell her that SHE is the most dominent Diva in the WWE.....
- Paul Birchall showed up in his pirate gear and Melina & MNM laughed at him until he pulled out his sword!
- MIXED TAG MATCH: Paul Birchall & Kristal Marshall def William Regal & Jillian Hall.
- The girls started the match and did great. Jillian is awesome and Kristal is coming along nicely..
- Paul Birchall pinned William Regal after hitting his unique, yet to be named, finisher.........
- BACKSTAGE: Booker T & Sharmell..
- Sharmell was freaking out backstage earning her Oscar saying she was too scared of The Boogeyman..
- ANNOUNCEMENT: Verne Gagne will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame on April 1 in Chicago!!!
- MATCH: Booker T w/Sharmell def Jeremy Young..
- Sharmell came out shaking from terror and wearing a bee-keepers outfit to protect her from WORMS..
- The Boogeyman's music played after the match and Booker T & Sharmell tried to hide under the ring..
- The Boogeyman was under the ring and chased Booker T & Sharmell away with worms in his mouth.....
- 3-WAY INTERVIEW: Michael Cole & Tazz + Kurt Angle + Rey Mysterio + Randy Orton..
- Randy Orton questioned Kurt Angle's health and suggested he wouldn't be 100% for their 3-WAY at WrestleMania..
- Randy Orton said that Rey Mysterio didn't even deserve to be in the main event at WrestleMania 22..
- Kurt Angle def ended Rey Mysterio saying he won the Royal Rumble and Randy is the one who didn't earn it..
- Randy Orton called Kurt Angle a paper champion but Angle recalled Orton's short World title reign in 2004..
- Rey Mysterio finally spoke up and said he has been the underdog all his life and dreams do come true..
- Randy Orton said it would be a complete shame if Kurt Angle or Rey Mysterio got hurt later tonight...
- VIGNETTE: The Miz is coming to Smackdown!...
- MONEY IN THE BANK QUALIFYING MATCH: Matt Hardy def Road Warrior Animal..
- Road Warrior Animal has lost the face paint and now dresses similar to a 50 year old gay biker..
- Road Warrior Animal initially won but the referee found the brass knuckles and disqualified him!
- Matt Hardy now qualifies for the Money in the Bank II Ladder match at WrestleMania 22!!!!
- MATCH: Chris Benoit def Orlando Jordan by Submission (Sharp-Shooter)..
- John Layfield came out with a handheld beer cooler and joined Michael Cole & Tazz on commentary..
- They played a video for Stone Cold Steve Austin to hype his drinking contest with JBL on SNME..
- Chris Benoit made Orlando Jordan tap out and then JBL smashed his beer cooler over Benoit's back!
- INTERVIEW: Josh Matthews & Mark Henry w/Daivari..
- Mark Henry said he's not going to pack up and go home just because he's facing Undertaker in a Casket match..
- Mark Henry said that Legend says you have to fear the Casket but he isn't afraid of the Undertaker.....
- Mark Henry said he would show at Saturday Night's Main Event and call out The Undertaker!!!!!!
- MAIN EVENT: Kurt Angle & Rey Mysterio & Randy Orton vs Mark Henry & MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro)..
- Kurt Angle came out with his ribs heavily taped due to being put through a table by Mark Henry last week..
- Randy Orton was basically playing for both teams, taking shots at his opponents as well as his partners..
- Rey Mysterio hit he 619 on Joey Mercury but Randy Orton tossed Rey over the ropes and stole the pinfall!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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