WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
December 30, 2005|
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- INTERNET VELOCITY TAPING:
- Aaron Stevens (w/Beth Phoenix & Shelly Martinez) def Scotty Too Hotty in a dark match..
- Simon Dean def Brian Kendrick..
- Paul Burchill def ??????..
- Jamie Noble def Paul London..
- The Legion of Doom (Animal & Heidenreich) def Nunzio & Big Vito..
- BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Booker T w/Sharmell & Chris Benoit..
- Booker T said his doctor wouldn't let him compete tonight in the 5th match of the Best of Seven Series..
- Theodore Long said if Booker T can't wrestle then he will award the match to Chris Benoit..
- Chris Benoit wanted to win it in the ring, so Booker T was allowed to pick a substitution..
- ARMAGEDDON REMATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield w/Jillian Hall vs Matt Hardy..
- Near the end of the match, The Boogeyman's music hit and he came down and threw JBL off his game..
- John Bradshaw Layfield slid out of the ring and checked on Jillian Hall and The Boogeyman stalked him..
- The Boogeyman threw some worms at JBL, who pushed Jillian Hall in the way and the worms landed on her!
- Matt Hardy was announced as the winner via Count Out.......
- BACKSTAGE: Booker T & Sharmell + Orlando Jordan..
- Orlando Jordan asked Booker T to let him substitute for him against Chris Benoit for him..
- Sharmell brought up all the times that Orlando Jordan tapped out to Chris Benoit's submissions..
- TAG MATCH: The Mexicools (Super Crazy & Pyschosis) def The Dicks (James & Chad)..
- BACKSTAGE: Randy Orton & Booker T..
- Booker T asked Randy Orton to replace him in Match #5 of his Best of Seven Series with Chris Benoit..
- Randy Orton, looking beaten and battered (from Hell in a Cell), agreed after some convincing from Booker..
- ROYAL RUMBLE COMMERCIAL: Albeit hilarious, it only featured the four members of McMahon Family..
- PRESS CONFERENCE: Melina Perez..
- They recapped what happened the week before when Batista had sex with Melina Perez..
- Melina Perez came out with her lawyer, and there were a half dozen or so reporters at ringside..
- Melina Perez gave a speech, saying she was recently the victim of a sexual predator, by the man known as Batista..
- Melina Perez said she told Batista to stop, but he didn't, and used his power to force her into sexual relations..
- Melina Perez said he is haunted by the image of Batista's smirk, and claimed she was now scarred for life..
- Melina Perez said she filed the necessary legal paperwork to sue David Batista for sexual harassement!!!
- BEST OF 7 SERIES MATCH #5: Chris Benoit vs Randy Orton (sub for Booker T w/Sharmell)..
- Booker T & Sharmell joined Michael Cole & Tazz on commentary for the match..
- After a long match, Chris Benoit locked the Crossface on Randy Orton in the middle of the ring..
- Sharmell entered the ring and whacked Chris Benoit in the face with one of Booker T's crutches!
- Chris Benoit was declared the winner by Disqualification (Benoit:2 | Booker:3)
- Randy Orton gave him an RKO after the match!
- ON STAGE INTERVIEW: Sho Funaki & Kid Kash (new Cruiserweight Champion)..
- Kid Kash (god he's great on the mic!) said the only thing wrong was that he beat a nobody for the title..
- Kid Kash looked at Funaki and asked if there was anybody around there who isn't forign?!
- Kid Kash said Sho Funaki couldn't make it as a wrestler, so he's trying to make it as an announcer..
- Kid Kash called himself the Notorious T.I.D. and said "Get it? Got it? Good!" (stuff he used in TNA)..
- Kid Kash whacked Sho Funaki and gave him a suplex on the unforgiving stage..
- VIGNETTE: Fit Finlay is coming to Smackdown! --- Yeeeessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
- MATCH: Bobby Lashley squashed Sylvan...
- TAG TITLE MATCH: Batista & Rey Mysterio vs MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro w/Melina Perez)..
- Late in the match, Mark Henry returned to WWE and destroyed Batista with a Gorilla-press Slam!
- Joey Mercury made the cover and got the 1-2-3 to recapture the WWE Tag Team titles for MNM!!!!
- Editor's Note: They played it off like "Has Batista met his match?" which is an absolute joke!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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