WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
September 23, 2005|
Lubbock, Texas (Texas Tech University)
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Paul London def ?????? in a dark match..
- Brian "Spanky" Kendrick def Russel Simpson..
- William Regal & Paul Birchall def Scotty Too Hotty & Sho Funaki..
- The Mexicools (Psycosis & Super Crazy w/Juventud) def Nunzio & Big Vito..
- MATCH: Booker T w/Sharmell vs "Captain Charisma" Christian..
- Sharmell was heavily involved, and held Christian's leg at the end to help Booker T win the match..
- BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Theodore Long & Palmer Cannon..
- Eddie Guerrero complained about having cramps but said nothing will keep him from teaming with Batista..
- Theodore Long & Palmer Cannon decided to take Eddie out of the match as he ran to the toilet to puke!
- IN THE RING: Jillian Hall + John Bradshaw Layfield..
- Jillian Hall (now working for JBL) delivered an elaborate introduction for John Bradshaw Layfield..
- JBL came out nervously riding a horse, with a cowboy hat, jeans and cowboy boots (to appeal to the Texans)..
- JBL said the very smart and beau.... intelligent... Jillian Hall helped him come to an epiphany!
- JBL said true American Texans don't hide under masks from immigration and fathers don't lie to their sons..
- JBL continued to cut a promo building himself as a great Texan and pledged to def end Texas and America!
- NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Road Warrior Animal & John Heidenreich squashed Anthony Collett & Jared Steele..
- BACKSTAGE: Sylvan & Christy Hemme & Stacy Keibler + Hardcore Holly..
- Sylvan berated Christy Hemme & Stacy Keibler for their obvious lack of style..
- Hardcore Holly stepped in and said he'll give Sylvan some fasion advice in the form of a black eye!
- MATCH: Sylvan vs Hardcore Holly..
- They showed photos of Sylvan from when he was a male model before getting into wrestling..
- Hardcore Holly punched Sylvan in the face and he ran backstage and got himself counted out..
- Hardcore Holly celebrated with Christy Hemme & Stacy Keibler..
- BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Batista..
- Theodore Long told Batista that Eddie Guerrero had food poisoning and probably won't make it tonight..
- Batista said he had heard that too and not to worry because the best doctor in town is on the way..
- IN THE RING: Cowboy Bob Orton & Randy Orton..
- Randy Orton & Bob Orton set up the ring like a funeral along with an open casket with the Undertaker figure inside..
- Randy Orton said that the thing that sets wrestlers apart is the ability to play mind games..
- Randy Orton said that The Undertaker may have pinned him last week but he beat him mentally..
- The camera zoomed in on the wax dummy in the casket, the eyes moved, the fans realized it was the REAL Undertaker..
- Randy Orton continued to cut a promo on the Undertaker, not knowing that he was standing several feet from him..
- Randy Orton took a close look at the maniquin until the Undertaker grabbed Orton by the throat!
- The Undertaker tossed Randy into the casket, which fell over, and Bob Orton pulled his son to safety..
- MATCH: Rey Mysterio vs Mr. Ken Kennedy..
- Mr. Ken Kennedy came out and apologized to Tony Chimmel for treating him badly and gave him a hug..
- Mr. Ken Kennedy then kicked Tony Chimmel in the gut and told him "Ha ha ha ha you still suck!"..
- A microphone was lowered from the ceiling (nice touch) and Mr. Kennedy did his own entrance as usual..
- Mr. Kennedy won after Rey Mysterio was distracted by John Bradshaw Layfield coming out on his horse..
- BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Palmer Cannon..
- Palmer Cannon asked Theodore Long what they were gonna do to counter RAW Homecoming on October 3..
- Theodore Long said he had something in mind and
- BACKSTAGE: Booker T & Sharmell..
- Sharmell once again asked why Chris Benoit won't give Booker T a shot at the United States title..
- Sharmell said if they won't give Booker T respect, then he has to TAKE IT!
- BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & "Trainer" Larry Heck & A Nurse..
- The trainer told Eddie Guerrero that he has no phsyical symptoms of being sick..
- An unnamed nurse stepped in and examined Eddie's stomach as the trainer left..
- MATCH: Simon Dean vs Bobby Lashley..
- Simon Dean was on top of Bobby Lashley performing a submission when Lashley started doing push-ups..
- Bobby Lashley, a 4-time All American pinned Simon Dean for the win and got a great crowd reaction..
- UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Orlando Jordan..
- Chris Benoit made Orlando Jordan tap out after 49.8 seconds to retain the United States title..
- BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Batista..
- Eddie Guerrero continued to complain about stomach pains when Batista came in to check on him..
- Batista told Eddie Guerrero that he brought a doctor to look after him and a "gay" doctor showed up..
- MAIN EVENT: MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro w/Melina Perez) vs Batista & Eddie Guerrero..
- Batista started the match by himself, as Eddie Guerrero limped down the ilse clutching his stomach..
- Batista did all the work and demolished MNM until Eddie Guerrero tagged himself in and hit a frog splash!
- Eddie Guerrero scored the pinfall and celebrated with Batista who was visibly annoyed by his partner!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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