WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
July 28, 2005|
Rochester, New York
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Matt Capotelli & Mike Mizanin def The Highlanders (Rory & Robby McAllister) -dark match-..
- Frankie Kazarian def Sho Funaki..
- Paul London def Nunzio to retain the Cruiserweight title..
- MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro w/Melina Perez) def Scotty Sabre & Steve Lee..
- Hardcore Holly def Simon Dean..
- IN THE RING: GM Theodore Long + John Bradshaw Layfield..
- Theodore Long welcomes everyone to Smackdown! and says anyone who missed Great American Bash missed a good one!
- Theodore Long was about to announce the main event for Summerslam when John Layfield interrupted..
- John Bradshaw Layfield says that he beat Batista by DQ at Great American Bash and deserves a rematch..
- John Bradshaw Layfield says he had it in his contract that if he won by DQ or CO he would get a rematch..
- John Bradshaw Layfield threatens to sue Theodore Long for breach of contract if he doesn't get it..
- Theodore Long changes his mind and books The Undertaker vs John Layfield in a #1 Contenders match tonight!
- TAG MATCH: Christian & Orlando Jordan vs Chris Benoit & Booker T w/Sharmell..
- Orlando Jordan had his shoulder wrapped from chairshots received during the Batista vs JBL match at GAB..
- Chris Benoit made Orlando Jordan tap out to the Crippler Crossface to win the match for his team!
- Christian entered the ring, but slide back out, opting not to break up the submission..
- BACKSTAGE: John Heidenreich & Road Warrior Animal..
- John Heidenreich was having second thoughts about "replacing" Hawk in the Road Warriors team..
- Road Warrior Animal said Heidenreich had heart just like Hawk and convinced Heidenreich to cut his hair!
- NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Road Warrior Animal & John Heidenreich destroyed Chris Hamrick & Scott Szili..
- BACKSTAGE: MNM (Mercury & Nitro w/Melina) + Jillian Hall..
- Melina says they need some damage control so she's bringing it Hollywood's biggest publicist..
- Melina introduced her boys to their new publicist Jillian Hall (who looks totally different than when I saw her)..
- Jillian Hall's character is that she is very hot but she has some weird def ormation on her face..
- BACKSTAGE: Rey Mysterio & Dominic..
- Dominic asked his dad what the secret was and Rey said when he gets older he will tell him..
- IN THE RING: Rey Mysterio & Dominic + Eddie Guerrero..
- Rey Mysterio thanks the fans for their support on behalf of himself and his son Dominic..
- Eddie Guerrero, who had been missing since the PPV, showed up unexpectedly on the stage with a mic..
- Eddie Guerrero says even though Rey won at Great American Bash, he (Eddie) always wins in the end!
- Eddie Guerrero says he promised to keep his mouth shut if he lost, but guess what...... HE LIED!!
- Eddie Guerrero starts to finish his bedtime story, and Rey goes after him to try to stop him..
- Eddie Guerrero blurts out that Rey is not Dominics real father... He (Eddie) is!
- Rey Mysterio runs back to the ring to hug Dominic, who asked if it was true, and Rey hung his head..
- Dominic backed away from Rey, and jumped out of the ring and ran away as Rey ran after him..
- Eddie Guerrero says he didn't get to finish the story, turning the lights down and reading...
- Eddie Guerrero says one time he and his wife were seperated and he started sleeping with other mamacitas!
- Eddie Guerrero says one of them came to him and said he was pregnant and he had a lot of babies..
- Eddie Guerrero says Rey and his wife were having trouble getting pregnant so he donated his baby to them..
- Eddie Guerrero says there were no adoption papers he just handed the baby over to them and they were happy.
- Eddie Guerrero says he'll read Chapter 2 next week (the crowd was absolutely dead for this segment)..
- Editor's Notes: If anybody at UPN is reading this, why don't you ban THIS crap..
- REMATCH: Melina Perez w/Jillian Hall vs Torrie Wilson w/Candice Michelle..
- Tazz spent half the match talking about the growth on the side of Jillian Hall's face..
- Melina Perez (who stands out as a huge talent) pinned Torrie Wilson with her feet on the ropes..
- Jillian Hall pulled Candice Michelle by the ankles off the ring apron after the match..
- BACKSTAGE: The Mexicools..
- A concessions assistant came by and told the Mexicools to get back to work..
- The Mexicool laughed and decided to have a little fun and take some food out to the crowd..
- MATCH: William Regal vs Scotty Too Hotty..
- The Mexicools came out before the match could get started and gave some food and drink to the fans..
- Referee Jim Corderis tried to tell them to leave, so the Mexicools beat him up as well as Regal & Scotty..
- #1 CONTENDERS MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield w/Orlando Jordan vs The Undertaker..
- John Bradshaw Layfield had his ribs taped from his war with Batista several nights prior..
- Orlando Jordan jumped in the ring but Undertaker punched him and Orlando fell into the referee..
- The Undertaker hit a chokeslam and had the pin with no referee to make the count..
- Randy Orton showed up and RKO'd the Undertaker and JBL covered him for the win!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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