VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Balls Mahoney & Axl Rotten def The Shane Twins -dark match-..
- Simon Dean def Mike Kruel?..
- Frankie Kazarian def Nunzio and also cut a promo..
- Muhammad Hassan cut a promo..
- Chris Benoit def William Regal..
IN THE RING: Eddie Guerrero..
- Eddie Guerrero says Rey Mysterio thought if he didn't show up tonight that he (Eddie) wouldn't humiliate him..
- Eddie Guerrero says he knows Rey's secret that he doesn't want the fans, the world, and his son to know about..
- Eddie Guerrero shows footage of him blackmailing Rey Mysterio into doing everything he told him to do..
- Eddie Guerrero says he's so mad that he's just going to tell Rey's little secret tonight!
- Eddie Guerrero looks in the camera and speaks to Dominic and says it's time for the bedtime story he promised..
- Eddie Guerrero sits on a chair in the ring and tells a "story" about taking Dominic in the woods to play..
- Eddie Guerrero's wife Vicki showed up with their two daughters to tell Eddie to stop what he was doing..
- Eddie's wife snatched the microphone and says whatever Eddie has against Rey, he should keep it to himself..
- Eddie's wife (who is better on the the mic than most divas) says that Rey Mysterio was a good man..
- Suddenly, Eddie Guerrero grabbed the microphone in a rage and dragged his wife and daughters backstage..
- After the commercial, Eddie Guerrero yelled at his wife backstage and orders his family to leave the building!
- Hardcore Holly approached Eddie Guerrero and tells Eddie to calm down and not do this in front of his kids..
- Eddie Guerrero smacked Holly, who shoved Eddie back, as his wife says their family is more important than the secret..
SIX MAN TAG: The Mexicools (Juventud & Psysosis & Super Crazy) vs Paul London & Sho Funaki & Scotty Too Hotty..
- The Mexicools came out on their traditional lawn mower and Super Crazy was even carrying a yard rake..
- Ladies and Gentlemen...... Cruiserweight wrestling has returned to World Wrestling Entertainment...
- Juventud hit a slightly botched 450 splash off the top rope lending knee-first on Paul London's face!
- WINNERS: The Mexicools (Juventud & Psysosis & Super Crazy)..
BACKSTAGE: Candice Michelle & Christian..
- Christian offers to help Candice Michelle break out of the "mediocrity" that she's stuck in..
- Booker T shows up and talks some smack and challenges Christian to a match later tonight.......
INTERVIEW: Josh Mathews & Batista..
- Clips were shown of Batista costing John Bradshaw Layfield a match last week against The Blue Meanie..
- Batista says he may be new to Smackdown! but he is a student of the game and watched SD! every week..
- Batista says JBL is nothing but a loudmouth and a bully and he's going to punk him out and beat him up!
BACKSTAGE: Torrie Wilson & Melina Perez..
- Torrie Wilson was signing a SD! Magazine when Melina showed up and told the fan to take a hike..
- Melina Perez got in Torrie Wilson's face about taking her place as the most dominant diva on Smackdown!...
- Torrie Wilson challenged Melina Perez to a Bra & Panties match at Great American Bash..
IN THE RING: John Heidenreich + MNM (Mercury & Nitro w/Melina) + Road Warrior Animal!..
- John Heidenreich was making his entrance when he was ambushed by Mercury & Nitro while Melina called the shots..
- Melina Perez got on the mic and asked where John Heidenreich's friends were now? Because he HAS NO FRIENDS!
- Melina told MNM to finish Heidenreich off but suddenly Road Warrior Animal showed up to make an explosive save!
- Animal got the microphone and plugged his DVD and said Mercury & Nitro are just a couple of baby punks..
- Joey Mercury challenged the Road Warriors to a match, but Johnny Nitro said Road Warrior Hawk was DEAD!
- John Heidenreich says he isn't a Road Warrior, and he isn't Hawk, but he wants to be Animal's partner!
- Animal accepted the offer and said there would be an old fasioned Road Warrior butt-kicking at Great American Bash!
MATCH: Eddie Guerrero vs Hardcore Holly..
- Eddie Guerrero poked the referee into the eye and then whacked Hardcore Holly's knee with a steel pipe!
- Eddie Guerrero followed this up by making Hardcore Holly tap out to the Texas Cloverleaf submission..
IN THE RING: Eddie Guerrero..
- Eddie Guerrero got the mic and says he thought about what his wife said and says he loves her and the kids..
- Eddie Guerrero says he will always protect his family and they know he would never do anything to harm them..
- Eddie Guerrero says he'll give Rey Mysterio the opportunity to proove himself at Great American Bash..
- Eddie Guerrero says if Rey Mysterio beats him, then he'll lock the secret inside and throw away the key..
- Eddie Guerrero says that if HE wins, then he gets to finish little bedtime story to Dominic ---- as promised!
PREPARED STATEMENT: Muhammad Hassan's attorny + The Undertaker..
- Editor's Note: UPN made the decision to ban Muhammad Hassan from appearing due to last week's storyline..
- Muhammad Hassan's attorny came out to the ring with Hassan's entrance music playing over the speakers..
- He says his name is Thomas Whitney and says Mr. Hassan has authorized him to read a statement on his behalf..
- He says Mr. Hassan has endured a lot of stress from the hatred he has encountered over the last week..
- He says Mr. Hassan has the same rights as any American including Freedom of Expression..
- He says all Americans should not be prejiduce against Hassan or Daivari..
- He says Hassan & Daivari will not appear on Smackdown! until after he beats the Undertaker at Great American Bash!
- Suddenly the lights went out and the Undertaker's music played and the Undertaker slowly walked to the ring..
- The Undertaker ignores the attornys pleas for mercy and gave him a chokeslam and tombstone piledriver!
- Editor's Note: Current Chaotic Training Center student, Tommasso Whitney was the lawyer for Hassan..
MATCH: Booker T w/Sharmell vs Christian..
- Christian viciously attacked Booker T before the match and was already beaten by the time the bell rang..
- Christian quickly hit the Unprettier on Booker T and scored the pinfall to win the match!
IN THE RING: John Bradshaw Layfield & Orlando Jordan..
- JBL (with a black eye, and wearing wrestling gear) accompanied Orlando Jordan to the ring..
- JBL says that thanks to Batista, last Thursday was the most embarassing night of his life..
- JBL says that last Thursday will always go down and the day that John Layfield lost to the Blue Meanie..
- JBL says when he was WWE champion he beat everybody in the Smackdown! locker room................
- JBL says that the Great American Bash is HIS pay per view and recommends you don't bet against him..
CHAMPION VS CHAMPION (NON TITLE): Batista vs Orlando Jordan w/John Bradshaw Layfield..
- The referee was knocked out so JBL came in and whacked Batista with a chairshot to the head!
- The referee woke up and made a two-count before Batista kicked out and then recovered..
- Batista knocked down JBL and then hit Orlando Jordan with a Demon-bomb for the win!
- JBL attacked Batista after the match and hit him with a clothesline from HELL!!
And that's a wrap folks...

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