VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- George King def Harry Smith -dark match-..
- The Basham Brothers def Teddy Hart & J.D. Michaels..
- Paul London def Chavo Guerrero and Akio in a 3-WAY to retain the Cruiserweight title..
- Orlando Jordan def Shannon Moore (United States Title was NOT on the line)..
CALITOS CABANA: Carlito Cool & Matt Morgan + John Cena..
- Carlito Cool shows footage of Matt Morgan F5ing the 500 lbs Big Show through the Announce Table..
- Carlito Cool introduces his guest, the man he beat on his first night on Smackdown!, the WWE Champion -- John Cena!
- John Cena comes out wearing an Edmonton Oilers jersey and calls Matt Morgan a 7-foot Studdering Palm Tree..
- John Cena spends the next five minutes insulting Carlito Cool and Matt Morgan (who he compares to Michael Cole)..
- Carlito Cool says he can't wait when (if) Triple H, Edge or Shawn Michaels comes to SD! to embarass John Cena..
- John Cena says he doesn't care who it is, and lists a bunch of people, and say "If you want some, come get some!"..
- John Cena announces that he'll team with The Big Show and face Carlito Cool and Matt Morgan later on..
BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Booker T & Sharmell..
- Booker T demands that Theodore Long take Sharmell out of the scheduled match with Kurt Angle tonight..
- Booker T says that his wife (Sharmell) is not a wrestler and has not signed any kind of contract like that..
- Booker T says if Theodore Long doesn't do something about it, then he (Booker) might do something that he might regrete!
- Theodore Long compromises by making it a handicap match with Booker T teaming with Sharmell against Kurt Angle..
15:00 IRON MAN TAG TITLE MATCH: MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro w/Melina Perez) vs Hardcore Holly & Charlie Haas..
- Joey Mercury rolled up Hardcore Holly to score the first pinfall of the match to take a 1-0 advantage..
- Joey Mercury later pinned Charlie Haas after throwing him into the ringpost to take a major 2-0 lead..
- Charlie Haas somehow recovered and scored a desperation pinfall over Joey Mercury to make the score 2-1..
- Charlie Hass played 'babyface in perile' until the last 90s seconds when he got the hot tag to Hardcore Holly..
- MNM went for the Snapshot but Haas broke it up and Holly hit the Alabama Slam on Mercury with 10 seconds left!
- Melina Perez jumped in the ring and covered Mercury so Hardcore Holly had to waste time pulling her off as time ran out!
ECW ONE NIGHT STAND PROMO: Featuring the Dudley Boyz lighting a table on fire!!!!
HANDICAP MATCH: Kurt Angle vs Booker T & Sharmell..
- Kurt Angle showed footage of his appearance in ECW when Tazz said "You're an amature, but I'm a professional"..
- Kurt Angle says that ECW didn't make Tazz a star, the WWE did, and asks Tazz to join him and trying to kill ECW!
- Kurt Angle fought 1-on-1 with Booker T while Sharmell kept her distance until Angle tossed Booker out of the ring..
- Kurt Angle then went after Sharmell and put her head between his legs, but Booker T made the save!
- Kurt Angle and Booker T went back to going 1-on-1 while Sharmell stood off to the side..
- Sharmell eventually jumped on Kurt Angle's back, but he flipped her over and put her in a submission..
- Booker T kicked Kurt Angle in the head and they went back to fighting back and forth..
- Kurt Angle cornered Sharmell and she slapped and bite him on the head, but Angle got her in the ankle lock!
- Booker T again made the save and fought with Angle, until Sharmell & the referee were knocked out during the mess..
- Booker T was checking on his wife when Kurt Angle brought a chair into the ring and whacked Booker T with it!
- Kurt Angle rolled up Sharmell in a very "sexual" position and got the 1-2-3 and laid on top of her licking his lips..
- Booker T stumbled back in with a chair and Kurt Angle rolled out of the ring to escape.....
MATCH: John Heidenreich vs Devon Nicholson..
- Heidenreich pulls a cute little red-headed girl from the audience who just happened to be wearing a draft shirt..
- Heidenreich read his latest 'disasterpiece' which ended with "if you're not my friend, you're my enemy"..
- Heidenreich destroyed Devon Nicholson quickly and celebrated with his new friend Caitlin..
BACKSTAGE: Miss Jackie & Joy Giovanni & Michelle McCool & Torrie Wilson & Mark Jindrak..
- Mark Jindrak said if he gets drafted that it will be SD!'s loss, and they won't be able to look at his body..
- Mark Jindrak said he hopes they get some better Divas on SD!, ones who will put out for a change..
- The Divas ambushed Mark Jindrak and poured water and some kind of powder onto him..
ECW RULES MATCH: Nunzio (aka Little Guido) vs John Bradshaw Layfield w/Orlando Jordan & The Basham Brothers..
- JBL comes out and says that wrestling is no longer a pure sport and it all happened because of ECW!
- JBL says Paul Heyman taking credit for Austin, Foley, Benoit, Mysterio and Guerrero is just a bunch of lies!
- JBL says Paul Heyman can give a wrestler a gimmick and a kendo stick but it is still just a bunch of trash!
- JBL tells Paul Heyman and ECW to stay out of New York City became it his hometown..
- JBL says he will join Kurt Angle and Eric Bischoff in their efforts to kill ECW..
- JBL kicked Nunzio in the head and he fell out of the ring and crawled underneath where he found a kendo stick..
- Nunzio whacked JBL with the kendo stick, but the Cabinit came in and destroyed Nunzio so JBL could pin him!
BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Booker T..
- Booker T yells at Theodore Long about Kurt Angle putting his hands on his wife and demands a match..
- Booker T says if Thedore Long doesn't make the match, then he will take it to Angle's house or to the streets..
- Theodore Long says that if Booker T and Kurt Angle survive the draft then he will have his match..
TAG MATCH: John Cena & The Big Show vs Carlito Cool & Matt Morgan..
- The Big Show came out with his ribs, shoulder and arm wrapped in white tape..
- The Big Show took a beating for most of the match until getting the hot tag to John Cena..
- John Cena hit Carlito Cool with the Five Knuckle Shuffle and then an FU to win the match!
And that's a wrap folks...

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