WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
January 6, 2005|
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Paul London def Chris Cage -dark match-;
- Hardcore Holly def John Walters..
- Rene Dupree def Nunzio..
- Orlando Jordan def Chavo Guerrero..
- Booker T def Spike Dudley..
- MATCH: Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio..
- Joy Giovanni is once again acting as special guest time keeper for the night..
- Eddie Guerrero ducked the 610, and went for a small package, but Rey rolled it over and got the pin!
- BACKSTAGE: John Heidenreich & Paul Heyman..
- John Heidenreich says he fears nobody but if there's one thing he doesn't like, it's caskets!
- Paul Heyman says that the casket stipulation at Royal Rumble is unfair, and vows to take care of it..
- CW TITLE MATCH: Sho Funaki vs Akio..
- Sho Funaki pinned Akio to retain the Cruiserweight title..
- RINGSIDE: Carlito Caribbean Cool & Joy Giovanni..
- Carlito Cool during the cruiserweight match with a petition for the removal of Theodore Long as General Manager..
- Carlito Cool got ringside crew members to sign the petition, but Joy Giovanni refused, so he spit apple in her face!
- BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Paul Heyman & John Heidenreich..
- Paul Heyman pleads his case to Theodore Long about the Casket Match as John Heidenreich squirms in discomfort..
- Theodore Long says that if Heidenreich & Heyman can beat Taker in a Handicap match they can change the stipulation..
- BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle (w/Luther Reigns & Mark Jindrak) + Amy Webber..
- Amy Webber asks to talk to Kurt Angle alone..
- Kurt Angle says Amy Webber knows she may walk away with the title and wants to keep her options open..
- Amy Webber suggests after Kurt Angle has his match he come to her private locker room and get aquanted..
- KURT ANGLE INVITATIONAL: Kurt Angle vs Brian Black..
- Kurt Angle says if he can't pin or make his opponent tap in 3:00 he will award him the gold medels..
- Kurt Angle made Brian Black (from Connecticut) tap out in 26 seconds and headed backstage quickly..
- BACKSTAGE: Daniel Puder & Torrie Wilson & Miss Jackie..
- Daniel Puder bumps into Torrie Wilson & Miss Jackie and screw up his first line (way to go)..
- Daniel Puder remembers Miss Jackie winning the FIRST Tough Enough contest a few years ago..
- Daniel Puder makes fun of Jackie for dumping her boyfriend after screwing around in a hottub..
- Daniel Puder points out the irony with Charlie Haas dumping her recently, saying "What goes around comes around!"
- BATTLE RAP: John Cena vs Kenzo Suzuki w/Hiroko..
- Usual comedy with sexual inuendos to turn on the redneck fans..
- If the cheap comedy spots wasn't bad enough, John Cena brought out some Divas (Lauren, Rochelle & Michelle)..
- Kenzo Suzuki loved seeing the Divas and this made Hiroko jealous (probably was Cena's intentions)..
- Kenzo Suzuki picked out Michelle McCool causing Hiroko to attack her from behind.
- John Cena then attacked Kenzo Suzuki and threw him out of the ring..
- MATCH: Rob Van Dam vs Doug Basham w/Danny Basham & Orlando Jordan..
- Orlando Jordan passed a forign object into Doug Basham, but RVD kicked him in the head and picked it up..
- Rob Van Dam confronted Orlando Jordan, distracting the referee long enough for the Bashams to switch places!
- Danny Basham played possem and then pinned Rob Van Dam, giving Doug the victory!
- BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle........... + Joy Giovanni..
- Kurt Angle, showered and dressed in a suit, entered Amy Webber's private dressing room for a meeting..
- Kurt Angle snuck into Amy Webber's bathroom where someone was in the shower, and he took off his clothes..
- Kurt Angle opened the shower curtain and found Joy Giovanni in there (What was Joy doing in Amy's locker room?)
- Joy Giovanni (wrapped in a towel) ran out of the dressing room and found Big Show..
- Kurt Angle tried to explain that he found Joy Giovanni in Amy Webber's locker room!
- Editor's Note: My guess
- IN THE RING: Kurt Angle & The Big Show & Luther Reigns & Mark Jindrak..
- The Big Show chased Kurt Angle to the ring, but Mark Jindrak & Luther Reigns came to the rescue..
- The Big Show took care of Mark Jindrak & Luther Reigns AND Kurt Angle (who got one chairshot in)..
- BACKSTAGE: John Bradshaw Layfield & Orlando Jordan & Amy Webber..
- JBL remarks that he didnt even know Amy Webber had her own dressing room..
- JBL takes the "Amy Webber" sign off of the door, revealing a "Joy Giovanni" sign (it was all a JBL trick)..
- HANDICAP MATCH: The Undertaker vs John Heidenreich & Paul Heyman (I love how Heyman wrestles in a suit)..
- Midway through the match, a screw of druids pushed a paid of Caskets down to ringside..
- John Heidenreich freaked out and tagged Paul Heyman in and jumped the rail and escaped through the crowd..
- The Undertaker tombstoned Paul Heyman and placed him inside of the Casket to kill off Heyman's character!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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