VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Spike Dudley def Scotty Too Hotty..
- Orlando Jordan def Sho Funaki..
- Bubba Dudley def Rico..
LOCKER ROOM: Theodore Long & Smackdown! Wrestlers..
- Theodore Long confirms to the Smackdown! wrestlers that John Cena was involved in an after hours bar fight..
- Theodore Long says that John Cena received several puncture wounds, including at least one to his kidney..
- Theodore Long says John Cena told him personally that the "show must go on"..
- Theodore Long says there will be a Battle Royal to determine the #1 Contender for the United States title..
OPENING MATCH: Rob Van Dam vs Rene Dupee w/Kenzo Suzuki & Hiroku..
- Kenzo Suzuki sang "Living in America" before the match and got ejected by the referee cause it was so bad!
- Rob Van Dam hit a scarry looking belly-to-back suplex on Rene Dupree, who landed right on the back of his neck!
- Rob Van Dam eventually won the match..
BACKSTAGE (TAPED): Theodore Long & Paul Heyman..
- Theodore Long scolds Paul Heyman for allowing John Heidenreich to do what what he did last week..
- Theodore Long says that the board of directors has been on his case, and now he may lose his job because of it!
- Theodore Long says they're lucky that no charges were laid because of Heidenreich's actions..
- Theodore Long orders Paul Heyman and John Heidenreich to go to the ring and make a public apology..
MATCH: Charlie Haas vs Billy Kidman..
- Charlie Haas came out with his knee taped up after suffering an injury at a house show several days before..
- Michael Cole announced that Miss Jackie was sent home because her neck injury was causing too much pain..
- Dawn Marie ran down screaming histarically begging Kidman not to hit his Shooting Star Press..
- Billy Kidman hit the Shooting Star Press anyway (nearly botched), smashing Haas' knee in the process..
- Dawn Marie continued to cry and freak out, trying to make it look like she was Haas' girlfriend..
BACKSTAGE: Luther Reigns & The Page3 Girls..
- Luther Reigns began hitting on the Page3 Girls while he oiled up his pecks and asked them out later..
- The Page3 Girls said they were already seeing somebody --- Eddie Guerrero!
INTERVIEW: Josh Mathews & John Bradshaw Layfield..
- JBL says he's still feeling the effects of his match with Undertaker at No Mercy..
- JBL complains about having to def end the WWE title in a "Hardcore" match when he is a "Technical Wrestler"..
- JBL says England used to be the most barbaric country before they became a doormat for the rest of the world..
- JBL used to old line "If I were to give the UK an enema, I'd stick it right here in Manchester!"
#1 CONTENDERS (US TITLE) BATTLE ROYAL: Rey Mysterio WIN!
- Participants: Kurt Angle, Luther Reigns, Mark Jindrak, Rene Dupree, Kenzo Suzuki, Orlando Jordan..
- Participants: Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, Rob Van Dam, Nunzio, Johnny Stamboli, Sho Funaki..
- Participants: Bubba Dudley, DVon Dudley, Spike Dudley, Billy Kidman, Scotty Too Hotty..
- Kurt Angle and Rey Mysterio were the final two and put on a thrilling few minutes of action..
- Rey Mysterio eventually beat the odds and eliminated Kurt Angle to become #1 Contender to the US title!
INTERVIEW: Josh Mathews & Rey Mysterio + Carlito Carribbean Cool..
- Carlito interrupts Rey Mysterio's celebration and says he doesn't want to wait and wants the match to be tonight..
- Rey Mysterio says he has no problem wrestling TWICE in one night and says It's On!
- Carlito then attacked Rey Mysterio from behind and spit his apple in Rey's face!
WWE TITLE HARDCORE RULES MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield vs Hardcore Holly..
- JBL came out in a ROLLS ROYCE with Texas Bull Hornes attached to the hook (pretty funny)..
- JBL "survived" and managed to pin Hardcore Holly after a ugly stiff brutal match..
IN THE RING: Paul Heyman & John Heidenreich..
- Paul Heyman gives his "sincere apology" and promises the actions of last week will "never happen again"..
- John Heidenreich reads a prepared statement, issueing his humble, and sincere apology for his reckless actions..
- John Heidenreich says he apologized for last week, but he will not apologize for what he did to Undertaker!
- John Heidenreich challenges The Undertaker to "bring the fight" to him TONIGHT!
- John Heidenreich walked around ringside terrorizing the fans as well as Michael Cole & Tazz..
- Paul Heyman begged him stop, and got in the ring, Heidenreich followed and started hitting himself in the head!
- John Heidenreich continued his tantrum, hurting himself because he couldn't take it out on fans..
US TITLE MATCH: Carlito Carribbean Cool vs Rey Mysterio..
- Carlito Cool managed to steal a victory for the second week in a row to retain his US title!
NO MERCY REMATCH: Eddie Guerrero vs Luther Reigns..
- Eddie Guerrero came out in a tiny english convertible (like Austin Powers) with the four Page3 girls..
- Eddie Guerrero went for a frog-splash late in the match but Mark Jindrak interfered and caused a DQ finish..
- Luther Reigns and Mark Jindrak double-teamed Eddie Guerrero and laying him out with a spinning neckbreaker..
- Kurt Angle strutted down to the ring with scissors and hair clippers in his hands..
- The "bald" Big Show ran (well sorta) down and made the savea and cleared the ring with a lot of energy!
And that's a wrap folks...

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