WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
April 15, 2004|
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Matt Cappotelli (TE3) def Jamie Noble -dark match-;
- Paul London def Brent Albright -dark match-;
- Nunzio def Ultimo Dragon;
- Hardcore Holly w/Billy Gunn def Akio w/Sakoda;
- Orlando Jordan def Johnny "The Bull" Stamboli;
- DVon Dudley w/Bubba Dudley def Doug Basham w/Danny Basham..
- IN THE RING: Eddie Guerrero + Kurt Angle + John Bradshaw Layfield..
- Eddie Guerrero says he got phone calls from Kurt Angle demanding he apoligize for ruining the Great American award..
- Eddie Guerrero says he has a problem with John Layfield winning the "Great American" award..
- Eddie Guerrero says that a Great American does not rub it in the faces of the fans..
- Eddie Guerrero says that all he sees is a Great American Sell-out!
- Eddie Guerrero says that all his money does not make JBL smarter, better and classier than everybody..
- Suddenly a JBL-funded messege (in the style of a political smear campaign) plays over the big screen..
- Eddie Guerrero says he's dealt with that kind of crap every since he won the WWE championship..
- Eddie Guerrero says he DOES Lie, Cheat & Steal, but he worked his life to get where he is now..
- Eddie Guerrero then calls out JBL to settle it, but GM Kurt Angle comes out to the stage instead..
- Kurt Angle says that if Eddie Guerrero wants a match with JBL tonight, then he's got it!
- John Bradshaw's music hits, and JBL comes out in his white stretch limosine..
- John Bradshaw says he's love to beat Eddie Guerrero tonight but he has a very serious problem..
- John Bradshaw says he's been out campaining all week and he's tired and says Big Show should take on Eddie instead..
- Kurt Angle decides to save the Eddie vs JBL match for Judgment Day, and sets up Eddie vs Big Show tonight..
- BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle & John Bradshaw & The Big Show..
- The Big Show asks if his match is for the WWE title tonight..
- Kurt Angle says that it's a non-title match, and that he just wants Big Show to teach Eddie a lesson..
- The Big Show tells JBL & Kurt Angle to shut their pie-holes, and knows they are just using him to do their dirty work..
- The Big Show says that if he doesn't beat Eddie Guerrero tonight, then he'll QUIT!
- NON TITLE MATCH: John Cena (US Champ) vs Chavo Guerrero (Cruiserweight Champ) w/Chavo Sr...
- John Cena wins after nailing Chavo with an FU..
- VIGNETTE: Rene Dupree & Fifi..
- Rene Dupree is shown out on a dinerdate with Fifi (his dog)..
- Rene Dupree says it is time for him to reveal the Cafe de Rene next week (an interview segment)..
- BACKSTAGE: Charlie Haas & Jamie Noble + Nunzio..
- Jamie Noble approaches Charlie Haas and tells him stretching before his match with Rico is a waste of time..
- Charlie Haas says Rico doesn't have any moves that he can't counter..
- Jamie Noble talks about all the sexual moves Rico might try on Charlie Haas during their match..
- Nunzio comes up and wishes Haas luck, and slaps him on the butt!
- MATCH: Rico w/Miss Jackie vs Charlie Haas..
- Rico makes his elaborate debut on Smackdown! with a exaggerated entrance, including a portable runway..
- Riso pranced around the ring at the beginning of the match, riling Haas up with frustration and fear..
- Rico kissed Charlie Haas, causing him to run outside and get himself intentionally counted out..
- Charlie Haas dropped to one knee and vomitted on the outside floor..
- BACKSTAGE: The Big Show & John Bradshaw Layfield..
- Bradshaw thanks Big Show for facing Eddie Guerrero tonight and offers to buy him a pizza later..
- The Big Show says he's not doing it for Bradshaw, or Kurt Angle, but doing it for himself..
- NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: Eddie Guerrero vs The Big Show..
- The stipulation is that if Big Show does not win the match, he has to QUIT the WWE..
- Eddie Guerrero planted a wrench in Big Show's boot, and the referee saw it and got on Big Show's case..
- Eddie Guerrero took advantage and hit a tornado DDT and followed up with a frog-splash for the victory!
- Eddie Guerrero starts a "nah nah nah nah hey hey hey good bye" chant, because Big Show said he would quit..
- The Big Show is brought to tears as he looks around at the chanting fans and asks "why are you laughing?"..
- BACKSTAGE: The Big Show & Torrie Wilson..
- The Big Show finds Torrie Wilson laughing at something unrelated but assumes she's laughing at HIM!
- The Big Show threatens to hurt Torrie Wilson, but instead walks away -- Torrie decides to leave the building..
- MATCH: Mark Jindrak w/Theodore Long vs Spike Dudley..
- Mark Jindrak comes out and poses in front of a mirror, a la Lex Luger as the Narcisist 12 years ago..
- Mark Jindrak demolishes Spike Dudley after reversing the Dudley Dog into a powerbomb!
- BACKSTAGE: Torrie Wilson & The Big Show..
- The Big Show tracks down Torrie Wilson as she is getting into her car in the parking lot..
- The Big Show accuses her once again of laughing at him, and smashes out the windows of her car..
- The Big Show repeatedly starts to cry, and Torrie tries to console him, but he keeps getting violent with her..
- The Big Show picks up Torrie's car and flips it over in the parking lot!!
- Torrie Wilson darts off back into the building and Big Show goes in after her..
- MAIN EVENT: Booker T vs Rob Van Dam..
- Late in the match, RVD got his arms locked up in the ropes, and Booker T punched and kicked away at him..
- The referee decided to end the match as RVD fell to the outside with a bloody nose..
- Booker T did a spinarooni as they switched backstage...
- BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle + The Big Show & Torrie Wilson..
- Kurt Angle finds The Big Show on top of a ledge threatening to throw Torrie Wilson off because she laughed at him..
- Kurt Angle made his way up the ledge and convinced Big Show to let Torrie go..
- The Big Show then grabbed Kurt Angle and chokeslammed him off the ledge to the flooooorr with a thud!!!!!
- The camera focused upwards on Big Show (while they switch the stunt man with the real Kurt)..
- The camera then shows Kurt Angle laid out with a pool of blood forming under his head!
- Editors Note: By the way, Torrie gave her usual soap operesk over-acting performance..
- Smackdown! goes off the air......
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