WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
April 8, 2004|
San Antonio, TX
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Doug Basham def Paul London;
- Billy Gunn & Hardcore Holly def Eddie Craven & Russell Simpson;
- Nunzio def Billy Kidman, Rey Mysterio & Akio to become #1 Contender for the CW title;
- IN THE RING: John Bradshaw Layfield..
- Bradshaw says the ignorant crowd prooves why he left Texas and moved to New York City..
- Bradshaw says today will be a great day because he'll be the recipient of the "Great American" award..
- Bradshaw says he will proove, without a shadow of a doubt, that he deserves the award..
- Bradshaw says last week Eddie Guerrero committed a crime by stealing his $1000 hat and destroying it..
- Bradshaw pulls a latino fan (ROH's Fast Eddie) and offers to pay him $1000 if he can wax his car in 60 seconds..
- Bradshaw watches the fan do the job, but with 15 seconds left, he tips the wax over onto the hood of the car!
- Bradshaw says that people like the fan can't look to people like him for a handout..
- Bradshaw says that people like the fans, should strive to be people like him..
- Editor's Note: Fast Eddie is in TX-based Indy wrestler who is legally blind and has worked for ROH & Wildside..
- NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Scotty Too Hotty & Rikishi vs The Dudley Boyz (Bubba & DVon)..
- The Dudleyz thwarted the W.O.R.M. and nailed Sctty with a 3D for the victory!!!!
- BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle & Charlie Haas + The Big Show..
- Charlie Haas says he was an All-American and deserves to win the "Great American" award..
- Charlie Haas then worries about not doing as well as Shelton Benjamin on has done on RAW..
- Kurt Angle says Charlie Haas can proove that he deserves it in his tag team match tonight..
- The Big Show shows up and says that there's only ONE Great American, and that is HIM!
- CW TITLE MATCH: Chavo Guerrero w/Chavo Sr. vs Jamie Noble..
- Chavo Guerrero pins Jamie Noble with his hand on the ropes for leverage (retains his title)..
- BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Orlando Jones, Shannon Moore & Spike Dudley..
- Theodore Long says everybody is anxious to see who he'll turn into a Superstar..
- Theodore Long says he's looking for someone with mad mad dollar bills signs in their eyes..
- Theodore Long gives Orlando Jones & Shannon Moore a player card..
- Theodore Long says he's looking for the exact opposite of Spike Dudley..
- Spike Dudley says he may not have a big physic, or a pretty boy face, but he can whoop Theodore's butt!
- Spike Dudley challenges Theodore Long to face him in the ring tonight..
- Theodore Long declines at first but then changes his mind and accepts the challenge..
- BACKSTAGE: Booker T & Rob Van Dam..
- RVD asks what is with Booker's attitude lately..
- Booker T says that was the RAW Booker, but now he is the Smackdown! Booker..
- Booker T brings up how Kurt Angle treated RVD like crap last week after his match with Charlie Haas..
- Rob Van Dam says that he's got Booker's back on Smackdown!, just like he did on RAW..
- NON (US) TITLE MATCH: John Cena vs Danny Basham & Doug Basham..
- The Bashams tried to pulls a switcharoo, but John Cena noticed and punked out both Bashams..
- John Cena won the match as GM Kurt Angle was shown taking notes in his office..
- TAG MATCH: Booker T & Rob Van Dam vs Charlie Haas & The Big Show..
- Booker T is repeatedly caught out of position as Rob Van Dam was desperately needing a hot tag..
- Eventually Booker T just dropped off the apron and walked out on Rob Van Dam!
- A few minutes later RVD hit a frog splash on Charlie Haas, but Big Show chokeslammed RVD!
- Charlie Haas pinned RVD and celebrated as if he were the one who did the damage!
- BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle & Rob Van Dam..
- Kurt Angle tells RVD that he had no idea Booker T was going to walk out on him..
- Kurt Angle books a match between RVD and Booker T for next week's Smackdown!..
- MATCH: Rene Dupree w/Fifi vs Orlando Jordan..
- Rene Dupree wins after hitting a French Tiger Driver (I personally named this move :)..
- BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long shadow boxing getting ready for his match..
- BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle & Eddie Guerrero..
- Eddie Guerrero comments on how great the Great American trophy looks..
- Kurt Angle tells Eddie Guerrero that he won't be def ending the WWE title tonight..
- Kurt Angle tells Eddie Guerrero to take the night off (so he won't mess up the award ceremony)..
- MATCH: Theodore Long (in headgear and boxing gloves) vs Spike Dudley..
- Theodore Long says Spike Dudley needs a warm-up match, and brings out Johnny Stamboli..
- WARM UP MATCH: Spike Dudley def Johnny Stamboli..
- As Spike & Theodore prepared to hook it up, Mark Jindrak appears and attacks Spike Dudley from behind!
- Mark Jindrak is Theodore Long's new protege..
- GREAT AMERCAN CEREMONY: Kurt Angle & Booker, Charlie Haas, John Cena, Big Show, Bradshaw + Eddie Guerrero..
- Kurt Angle announces that John Cena won the WWE.com poll and was about to award the trophy to him..
- Bradshaw interrupted and said he had one last piece of proof that he is the true Great American..
- ~Bradshaw showed a video piece of him staking out the Texas/Mexico border trying to stop Mexicans from crossing..
- ~Bradshaw caught one particular Mexican (Fast Eddie, same guy from opening segment -- smart) and kicked his backside!
- Back in the ring, Kurt Angle was convinced and instead awarded the Great American trophy to John Bradshaw Layfield!
- Kurt Angle realizes that Eddie Guerrero had stolen the trophy and replaced it with a cheesy replica!
- Bradshaw calls out Eddie Guerrero and demands that he return the trophy IMMEDIATELY!
- Eddie Guerrero comes out with the trophy attached to the hood of his low-rider..
- Eddie Guerrero threatens to smash the trophy over the hood of Bradshaw's white stretch limo..
- Eddie Guerrero brings the trophy into the ring and compliments Angle on how cool the trophy is..
- Eddie Guerrero leans on it and accidentally breaks the wing off the eagle statue placed on top!
- Eddie Guerrero chases Bradshaw & Kurt Angle out of the ring and smashes the trophy into pieces with a chair!!
- Smackdown! goes off the air......
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