WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
October 30, 2003|
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Paul London & Spanky def Murray Happer & Pat Cusick..
- TAG MATCH: Chris Benoit & Kurt Angle vs John Cena & A-Train..
- Chris Benoit pins A-Train after a flying headbutt..
- Chris Benoit & Kurt Angle managed to get along during the match and shook hands afterwards..
- In the ring however, A-Train blamed John Cena for the loss and shoves him around!
- John Cena kicked A-Train in the crotch and gave him an F-U!!
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon + Paul Heyman..
- Vince McMahon is steaming over General Manager Paul Heyman's bad decision making last week..
- Vince McMahon says this is the worst "extreme concept" that Paul Heyman has ever come up with..
- Vince McMahon says there won't be a buried alive match because The Undertaker won't make it to Survivor Series..
- Paul Heyman says that he has given the Undertaker time off until Survivor Series..
- Vince McMahon goes insane and starts frantically pulling his hair out..
- Vince McMahon vows to burn down Undertaker's house and order Undertaker's wife to be gang raped..
- Vince McMahon threatens to humilate and choke the life out of Paul Heyman if he doesn't fix it..
- BACKSTAGE: Chris Benoit & Kurt Angle..
- Kurt Angle says that he and Chris Benoit are without a doubt an unstopable combination..
- Kurt Angle asks Chris Benoit to be the first member to join Team Angle for their survivor series match!
- Chris Benoit accepts the offer, but tells Kurt Angle not to consider him his friend..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Paul Heyman..
- Paul Heyman says he has nothing for Vince McMahon..
- Vince McMahon threatens to assult Paul Heyman and fire him from the WWE!
- Paul Heyman asks how Vince McMahon had gone from going toe-to-toe with Steve Austin to bullying guys like Paul Heyman..
- Paul Heyman says he WANTS to be fired, because he doesn't want to world for "this" Vince McMahon..
- Paul Heyman asks what happened to the Vince McMahon who took on Ted Turner and the federal governement..
- Paul Heyman gives a pep talk about manipulating Vince McMahon to ruthlessless solve this problem..
- #1 CONTENDERS MATCH: Rey Mysterio vs The Ultimo Dragon..
- Tajiri (with Ryan Sakoda & Jimmy Yang) joined Michael Cole & Tazz at the announce position..
- Late in the match, Tajiri got on the ring apron and kicked Rey Mysterio in the head!
- Ultimo Dragon capitolized and pinned Rey Mysterio to win a Cruiserweight title match..
- Tajiri and Sakoda/Yang entered the ring and bowed to Ultimo Dragon after the match..
- Ultimo Dragon just turned his back and walked away from the trio..
- BACKSTAGE: Brock Lesnar & The Big Show..
- Brock Lesnar is blaming The Big Show for their loss last week and they nearly come to blows..
- A crew member comes into the room and says Paul Heyman wants to see Brock Lesnar in the ring right now..
- IN THE RING: Paul Heyman & Nathan Jones/Matt Morgan + Brock Lesnar + The Big Show..
- Paul Heyman introduces Nathan Jones (who has gotten BIGGER) & Matt Morgan (of Tough Enough and OVW)..
- Paul Heyman says he beat both Steve Austin & Eric Bischoff to drafting Matt Morgan to Smackdown!..
- Brock Lesnar comes out and says he's not stupid enough to get in the ring and get beat up by Heyman's men..
- Paul Heyman says that he just wants to talk business with Brock Lesnar..
- The Big Show comes down and joins Brock Lesnar as he enters the ring to "talk business"..
- Editor's Note: Good lord Nathan Jones and Matt Morgan are BOTH as tall as Big Show..
- Paul Heyman announces that Big Show, Nathan Jones & Matt Morgan will be a member of Team Lesnar at Survivor Series..
- Paul Heyman says that Brock Lesnar & The Big Show will face the APA in the main event tonight..
- HALLOWEEN TRICK OR TREAT CONTEST: Torrie Wilson vs Dawn Marie (Funaki as MC) + Tazz..
- Torrie Wilson comes out in a white Bunny Rabbit outfit (awww still clinging onto the Playboy thing)..
- Dawn Marie comes out in a Wonder Woman outfit and does a stripper routine..
- Editor's Note: Dawn Marie wins hands down, but why do I think Torrie will win?
- Funaki polls the audience and declares Torrie Wilson the winner (good ol reliable sheep)..
- Funaki announces the next contest, bobbing for apples..
- Dawn Marie takes off her boots and climbs right into the tub of chocolate sauce and removes her top!
- Dawn Marie climbs out, covered in chocolate from neck to toe with breasts completely exposed..
- Tazz enters the ring and says since Dawn Marie was the treat, that Torrie Wilson should be the "trick"..
- Torrie removed Funaki's wig and shirt and teases that she's going to push him in the tub!
- Torrie turns and shoves Tazz into the tub of chocolate instead!!!!!
- BACKSTAGE: John Cena & Brock Lesnar..
- Brock Lesnar congradulates John Cena for being chosen as the 5th member of Team Lesnar at Survivor Series..
- RINGSIDE: Tazz & Michael Cole..
- Tazz, covered in chocolate sauce, gives his buddy Michael Cole a BIG HUG!
- BACKSTAGE: Eddie & Chavo Guerrero..
- Chavo Guerrero is still yelling at Eddie for letting him down and losing the Tag Team titles..
- Editor's Note: I certainly hope this hasn't been going on all week long..
- Chavo Guerrero says Eddie has sunk so low he reminds him of when he was stuck on drugs and alcohol..
- Chavo Guerrero tells Eddie to get it together and walks off..
- Eddie Guerrero turns and slowly walks away..
- IN THE RING: Eddie Guerrero + Shaniqua + The Basham Brothers..
- Eddie Guerrero says when he comes out, he always gives his heart, and apoligizes for not bringing it lately..
- Eddie Guerrero says that Chavo hurt his feelings when he mentioned his drug and alcohol problems..
- A fan at ringside yells "You Suck!" and Eddie says he's right, he does SUCK right now!
- Eddie Guerrero asks why Chavo Guerrero would do that to him when he was this weak..
- Eddie Guerrero says he's not going to give it up and he's going to fight for Chavito and be tag champs again!
- Shaniqua walks down the ramp with the Basham Brothers' tag team title belts over her shoulders..
- The Basham Brothers attacked Eddie Guerrero from behind, but Eddie cleans house on them all..
- Eddie Guerrero climbs the ropes and but is pushed off by Danny Basham..
- The Basham Brothers double-team Eddie Guerrero outside the ring and toss him into the ringsteps..
- Chavo Guerrero finally runs down to make the save and pulls
- BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Paul Heyman..
- Eddie Guerrero demands a title shot against the Basham Brothers next week..
- Paul Heyman says that Los Guerreros have to earn their title shot..
- Paul Heyman says Eddie Guerrero has to beat the Basham Brothers alone in order to earn a title shot..
- INTERVIEW: John Mathews & Kurt Angle + The APA..
- Kurt Angle says that Team Lesnar is huge and will be tough to beat..
- Kurt Angle says that Bob Holly, Bradshaw & Farooq will round out his team at Survivor Series..
- MAIN EVENT: Brock Lesnar & The Big Show vs The APA (Bradshaw & Farooq)..
- Brock Lesnar smashed Farooq with a steel chair to cause a disqualification (APA wins)..
- Brock Lesnar places a chair over Farooq's knee, and Big Show leg drops it!
- Brock Lesnar then laid out Bradshaw with a vicious chairshot!
- Chris Benoit & Kurt Angle ran down and put their submissions onto Brock Lesnar & Big Show..
- Matt Morgan & Nathan Jones hit the ring and destroyed Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit!
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
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