VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Billy Kidman def Nunzio..
- Sean O'Haire def Crowbar..
- Ultimo Dragon & Funaki def Joey Matthews & Jason Picardo..
- Rhyno def Orlando Jordan..
IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Sable + Kurt Angle + John Cena..
- Vince McMahon talks about the grueling 60-minute Iron Man match last week between Kurt Angle & Brock Lesnar..
- Kurt Angle's music hits and he comes out to the ring, where Vince McMahon greets him cautiously..
- Vince McMahon says he know Kurt Angle is here to demand a title shot against Brock Lesnar tonight..
- Vince McMahon says that Kurt Angle has to start from the bottom and work his way up the ladder..
- Kurt Angle says he's here to beat the hell out of Brock Lesnar, and calls him out, right now!
- John Cena makes an appearance and slides into the ring and does an anti-Angle rap..
- Kurt Angle attacks John Cena and tosses him over the top rope!
- Kurt Angle bolts backstage in search of Brock Lesnar..
BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle + John Cena..
- Kurt Angle walks up to Brock Lesnar's locker room and barges in, and finds it empty!
- Kurt Angle leaves the room and gets attacked and thrown into the wall by John Cena!
- John Cena left the building and left in his vehicle..
- Kurt Angle hijacked Vince McMahon limo, and limo driver, to chase after John Cena..
TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Los Guerreros vs Team Mattitude (Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore)..
- Los Guerreros win the match and retain their titles..
- Matt Hardy attacks Eddie Guerrero after the match and hits a sidebuster on the US title belt!
IN THE RING: A-Train & Chris Benoit..
- A-Train comes out and throws a tantrum, flipping the ringsteps and throwing a chair in the ring..
- A-Train says that everybody has been saying he can't beat Chris Benoit, and issues an open challange!
- A-Train harasses Michael Cole and Tazz before pulling Time Keeper Mark Yeaton into the ring!
- A-Train puts Mark Yeaton into the crippler crossface, until Chris Benoit runs down to make the save!
- A-Train throws Chris Benoit out of the ring and then knocks him out with a steel chair!!!
THE PORTION OF THE SHOW WRITTEN BY VINCE MCMAHON: Vince McMahon & Sable..
- Vince McMahon is getting slutty with Sable, kissing her and gropping her etc etc..
- Vince McMahon says that no matter what happens tonight, he'll present the WWE title to Brock Lesnar..
INTERVIEW: Josh Mathews & Charlie Haas..
- Charlie Haas says that the odds are ALWAYS in his favour..
- Charlie Haas says that since Los Guerreros took his tag titles last week, he'll take the US title tonight!
CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Rey Mysterio vs Tajiri..
- Mid-way through the match, Tajiri tried to use the green mist, but Rey Mysterio blocked it!
- Late in the match, the referee got knocked out and a second referee can down to take over..
- Tajiri ended up spitting RED mist into Rey Mysterio's face, leading to the pin to win the CW title!!
TAG MATCH: The Basham Brothers w/Shaniqua vs Jamie Noble & Bradshaw w/Nidia..
- Jamie Noble says that he took his money and went out and bought off Bradshaw to be his partner!
- Bradshaw no-sold everything The Bashams had, and then hit the clothesline from hell!
- Shaniqua broke up the pinfall attempt to cause the disqualification (Jamie Noble & Bradshaw win!)..
UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Eddie Guerrero vs Charlie Haas..
- The Big Show comes out and joins the announce team, cause he's gotten lost in the shuffle lately..
- The Big Show attacked Eddie Guerrero from behind on the entrance way and threw him into the ringpost!
- Charlie Haas took the advantage and went right after Eddie Guerrero to start the match!
- Late in the match, Charlie Haas pushed Eddie Guerrero shoulder-first into the ringpost..
- Chavo Guerrero came out to check on Eddie Guerrero, but the referees forced Chavo to leaves the ringside area!
- Charlie Haas locks Eddie Guerrero into the dreaded Haas of Pain submission!
- Eddie Guerrero got out of it and brought the US title into the ring..
- Charlie Haas charged at Eddie Guerrero, who moved, and Haas ran into the belt on the turnbuckle!
- Eddie Guerrero hit a weak frog-splash from the top rope and pinned Charlie Haas!
IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Sable + Brock Lesnar + The Undertaker + Stephanie McMahon..
- Vince McMahon instroduces the NEW WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar, and demands the crowd show respect!
- Vince McMahon "speaks for Smackdown! fans everywhere" and congradulates Brock Lesnar..
- Brock Lesnar says that he had Kurt Angle in the palm of his hand for the entire 60-minutes last week!
- Brock Lesnar directs his comments towards the locker room, and says that he is UNSTOPPABLE!
- Dead Man Walking (dong dong dong)............. The Undertaker comes out to the ring on his bike..
- Undertaker says he didn't interfere last week because he has too much respect for the WWE title..
- Undertaker says he respects the WWE title, but he doesn't respect the person currently holding it!
- Undertaker remembers Brock Lesnar costing him the WWE title a few weeks ago in a match against Kurt Angle..
- Undertaker tells Brock Lesnar to take the belt and enjoy it, because he's facing HIM at No Mercy!
- Vince McMahon steps in and asks on whose authority that WWE title was set up?!
- Stephanie McMahon (damn I thought she'd take this week off) came out and said SHE signed Brock vs Taker..
- Vince McMahon says that he will have Stephanie's authority recinded, or SHE will be in a match at No Mercy!
- Vince McMahon threatens to put Stephanie in the first Father/Daughter match in WWE history!
- Stephanie McMahon says that she's not changing her mind..
- Vince McMahon announces that he will face Stephanie in an "I Quit" match at No Mercy!
- Brock Lesnar attacked The Undertaker with the WWE title belt!
- Undertaker grabbed Brock Lesnar by the neck and gave him a massive chokeslam in the middle of the ring!
Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....

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