WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
September 11, 2003|
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Alan Steel beat ??? (dark)..
- Jon Heidenreich beat Travis Tomko (dark)..
- Jamie Noble beat Chris Kanyon..
- Basham Brothers beat Poker Face & Scott Vantasico..
- Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas beat Ultimo Dragon & Funaki..
- TAG MATCH: Tajiri & Nunzio vs Rey Mysterio & Billy Kidman..
- Tajiri moved out of the way of the 619, then nailed a side-kick on Rey Mysterio's chin and pinned him!
- After the match, Tajiri whacked Rey Mysterio in the face with the Cruiserweight title!
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Sable & The Big Show + Stephanie McMahon + Brock Lesnar..
- The Big Show is wearing a new suit..
- Stephanie McMahon shows up and asks if her father is proud of herself for what they did to Zach Gowan last week..
- Vince McMahon says that Brock Lesnar went into business for himself when he did that..
- Stephanie McMahon says she doesn't beleive him, and knows he set up Zach Gowan..
- Stephanie McMahon says that Brock Lesnar deserves to be in jail..
- Brock Lesnar shows up behind Stephanie (good place to be)..
- Brock Lesnar says he'll beat Kurt Angle in the Iron Man match next week to become a 3-time WWE champion..
- Brock Lesnar says he needs a warm-up match, and suggests he fight Kurt Angle, Undertaker & Zach Gowan..
- Stephanie McMahon says Brock Lesnar knows damn well none of them are here tonight..
- Brock Lesnar then says that he should have a match with Stephanie McMahon tonight..
- Vince McMahon & The Big Show agree that that match is "Money in the Bank" and "Good for Ratings"..
- Vince McMahon then gives Stephanie McMahon the option to quit her General Manager's position instead..
- Stephanie McMahon walks out of the office..
- Editor's Note: Oh thank god we have a McMahon storyline on television tonight (sarcasm)..
- BACKSTAGE: Torrie Wilson & Nidia + Dawn Marie..
- Nidia convinces Torrie Wilson to talk to Dawn Marie and bury the hatchet..
- Nidia tries to talk Dawn Marie out of wrestling Shaniqua tonight, stating that its suicide..
- Dawn Marie says she cannot let Shaniqua beat up people every week (it's only been ONE week!)..
- DIVAS MATCH: Shaniqua vs Dawn Marie..
- Shaniqua demolished Dawn Marie and then got a steel chair from the outside..
- Torrie Wilson & Nidia hit the ring and took down Shaniqua for the save (Shaniqua wins by DQ)..
- Torrie Wilson picked up the chair and whacked Shaniqua with it (Editor's Note: Strangely arrousing)..
- Editor's Note: Shaniqua has horrible mobility, but I must say Dawn Marie has improved as a wrestler..
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie McMahon & Sable..
- Sable antagonizes Stephanie McMahon over having to make a decision over her job, or her health..
- Editor's Note: Does anybody else notice Sable is the absolute worst actress on the planet??????
- MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Rhyno..
- A-Train ran down 2 minutes into the match and drove Chris Benoit into the ringpost..
- Rhyno went for the cover, but only got a two-count..
- Rhyno locked a sharpshooter on Chris Benoit, who eventually crawled to the ropes for the break..
- Chris Benoit then put Rhyno in a sharpshooter, and Rhyno also crawled to the ropes to break the hold..
- Chris Benoit hit Rhyno with a sunset flip powerbomb from the second rope..
- Rhyno fought back with a stiff spinebuster on Chris Benoit..
- Chris Benoit won after making Rhyno tap out to the crippler crossface!
- BACKSTAGE: The APA & The FBI & Orlando Jordan & Matt Hardy & Sean O'Haire & Bruce..
- Bradshaw says they don't trust most of these guys, but doesn't mind taking their money in poker..
- The APA servant (Bruce) is helping out with drinks and snacks around the table..
- Matt Hardy comments that he can't believe the APA is exploiting someone of lesser value..
- Shannon Moore comes in out of breath, and says he went all over town looking for Matt's favorite Orange Juice..
- Matt Hardy yells at Shannon Moore for getting No Pulp, instead of Extra Pulp..
- Matt Hardy says that the APA degrades Bruce, but he upgrades Shannon Moore..
- Matt Hardy says that the APA should be a on a twelve step program for alcolholism..
- Bradshaw says that Matt Hardy should be on a 2-step program to get Shannon Moore out of his ass!
- They set up a match between APA and Team Mattitude later in the show..
- The poker tables clears and Bradshaw & Farooq pay tribute to the victims and heros of 9/11 with a toast..
- SUMMERSLAM: Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle..
- On the canadian version of Smackdown!, which was two hours, we got to see the main event of Summerslam..
- The American version of Smackdown! was reduced to 1.5 hours due to the series premier of a show called "The Mullets"..
- LATINO STREET FIGHT: Eddie Guerrero vs John Cena..
- Match took place in the middle of a bunch of cars arranges in a circle, with WWE wrestlers watching on..
- John Cena pulled a lawn mower out of the back of a van and started it up, but didn't get to use it..
- John Cena swung a shovel at Eddie Guerrero, who ducked, and the shovel dented a car..
- Eddy Guerrro then swung the shovel and smashed a headlight!
- John Cena locked Eddie Guerrero in a trunk, but Eddie kicked it open and whacked John Cena in the face!
- John Cena put Eddie Guerrero through a windsheild, then whacked him with a car door..
- Eddie Guerrero smashed John Cena's head into a window, which shattered..
- John Cena returned the favor and rammed Eddie Guerrero's head through another window!
- Eddie Guerrero bounced John Cena's head off the horn causing a "honk honk honk"..
- Eddie Guerrero pushed a cigarette lighter into John Cena's chest..
- John Cena backdropped Eddie Guerrero onto the hood of another car..
- Eddie Guerrero then hiptossed John Cena on the hood of a car!
- Chavo Guerrero showed up out of nowhere and smashed John Cena with a hubcap!
- Eddy Guererro jumped off a van and hit a frog-splash on John Cena, who was on the hood!
- TAG MATCH: The APA (Bradshaw & Farooq) vs Team Mattitude (Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore)..
- The APA destroys Team Mattitude, with Shannon Mooore taking the brunt of the bumps..
- After the match, Bruce came down and served beers to Farooq & Bradshaw (who is that guy?)
- MAIN EVENT: Brock Lesnar vs Stephanie McMahon..
- Vince McMahon comes out first and introduces Brock Lesnar..
- Vince McMahon then introduces Stephanie McMahon, who comes out in her wrestling gear..
- Stephanie McMahon slaps Vince and low-blows him..
- Brock Lesnar assults and harasses Stephanie McMahon, who eventually gets up and bolts up the ilse!
- Brock Lesnar chases her backstage and brings her back and sets up for the F5 against the ringpost!
- Kurt Angle runs down to make the save and run off Brock Lesnar and Vince McMahon..
- Editor's Note: If you have any pride for the wrestling industry, watch next week's Smackdown!..
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
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