WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
August 14, 2003|
St. Louis, Missouri
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Nunzio def Funaki..
- Sean O'Haire beats Ken Anderson..
- The Full Blooded Italians beat Slater Vain & Steve Fender..
- Matt Hardy beat Orlando Jordan..
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon + Brock Lesnar..
- Vince McMahon introduces a guy he says people "thought" they knew, but out comes the "REAL" Brock Lesnar..
- Vince McMahon mentioned that Brock Lesnar won his NCAA Championship in St. Louis..
- They showed footage of Brock Lesnar turning heel last week in the steel cage match..
- Brock Lesnar says that friendship had nothing to do with the attack on Kurt Angle..
- Brock Lesnar says that the fans and Kurt Angle have something in common - You suck!
- Vince McMahon officially announces Kurt Angle vs Brock Lesnar at Summerslam for the WWE title!
- Stephanie McMahon then comes out and gets in her father's face..
- Stephanie said that Vince sent a 300 pound monster to do his dirty work..
- Stephanie said that she'll never quit, that she'll never stop standing up to him until he stops this nonsense..
- Vince McMahon theorized that it may have been a bad investment to name Stephanie as GM of Smackdown!..
- Vince said perhaps his worst investment was marrying her mother, Linda McMahon!
- Stephanie charged her father but Brock Lesnar stepped in and grabber her arm!
- Vince McMahon then punished Stephanie McMahon by putting her into a match with A-Train!
- TAG TITLE MATCH: Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas beat Rey Mysterio & Billy Kidman to retain..
- Late in the match, Rey Mysterio goes outside and tries to take one of the tag title belts..
- This distracts the referee, and Charlie Haas sets Billy Kidman's face up near the ropes..
- Shelton Benjamin kicked Billy Kidman in the face from the outside..
- Charlie Haas rolls up Kidman for the pinfall!
- MATCH: Danny Basham w/Shaniqua beat Billy Gunn w/Torrie Wilson..
- Late in the match, Shaniqua tossed Torrie Wilson into the ring, distracting the referee..
- Doug Basham snuck in an hit Billy Gunn with the "Ball & Gag" allowing Danny to get the pin!
- After the match, Shaniqua pushes Torrie Wilson into a corner..
- Shaniqua grabs Torrie by the hair and pulls her into the ring where she body slams her!
- The Basham Brothers attack Billy Gunn until Jamie Noble & Nidia run down to make the brief save!
- The Basham Brothers beat him up too, while Shaniqua powerbombs Nidia!
- BACKSTAGE: The APA..
- The APA do their Velocity routine accusing Shaniqua of being a man!
- The APA realize with all the chaos happening, a lot of people could be needing protection!
- They talk about reopening the Acolytes Protection Agency..
- Bradshaw accuses Shaniqua of being Shelton Benjamin in drag..
- BACKSTAGE: The Big Show..
- The Big Show is shown leaving Mr. McMahon's office..
- MATCH: The Big Show beat the Undertaker by COUNT OUT..
- Late in the match, The Undertaker gets knocked over the barrier..
- A-Train appears out of the crowd and attacked the undertaker from behind with a 2X4!
- The Big Show gets up first, and slides into the ring at 9, with Undertaker still outside for the COUNT OUT..
- MATCH: Tajiri beats Rhyno..
- Eddie Guerrero & Chris Benoit joined Tazz & Michael Cole at the announce position..
- Chris Benoit mocks Eddie Guerrero and pretends to be "best friends" asking for a ride in his low-rider..
- MATCH: John Cena beat Zach Gowan..
- After the match, (during the commercial) Matt Hardy attacks Zach Gowan backstage..
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie McMahon..
- A-Train walks up to Stephanie for some additional intimidation..
- A-Train says that he knows Stephanie likes it rough, and that he knows girls who like it rough..
- BACKSTAGE: Funaki, Orlando Jordan & Spanky + Vince McMahon..
- Funaki is officiating a chocolate syrup drinking contest between Spanky & Orlando Jordan..
- Spanky celebrates and accidentally sprays chocolate all over Vince McMahon's suit!
- Vince McMahon does his "who the hell are you, anyway?" routine, but Spanky stands his ground..
- Vince McMahon punishes Spanky by putting him in a match with Brock Lesnar!
- MATCH: Spanky beats Brock Lesnar by Disqualification..
- Late in the match, Brock Lesnar brought a steel chair into the ring and whacked Spanky in the head!
- Spanky was busted open and Brock Lesnar rubbed Spanky's blood onto his own chest..
- Brock Lesnar lifted Spanky over his head and threw him into the turnbuckle post!
- Spanky was taking out on a stretcher during the commercial break - vacation for Spanky!
- MAIN EVENT: A-Train beat Stephanie McMahon..
- Vince McMahon introduces the special guest ring announcer, Sable, who introduces Steph..
- Stephanie attacks Sable for a brief catfight, until A-Train strode down to the ring..
- Vince McMahon & Sable take a seat at ringside to watch the match..
- A-Train demolishes Stephanie, looking at Vince McMahon, who gives the classic thumbs down gesture..
- Suddenly, the Undertaker hits the scene and brawls with A-Train..
- The Big Show appears and whacks the Undertaker several times with a steel chair!
- A-Train returns to the ring to take care of poor Stephanie, hitting a top rope splash!
- A-Train wins..
- Vince McMahon & Sable enter the ring and kiss standing over Stephanie's carcas..
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
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