WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
July 31, 2003|
Colorado Spring, Colorado
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- IN THE RING: Kurt Angle + Brock Lesnar + Vince McMahon..
- Kurt Angle comes out wearing his newly-won WWE championship belt and thanks the "USA!" chanting fans..
- Kurt Angle says that there really wasn't any doubt that he'd win back the WWE title!
- Kurt Angle says that this title victory was his favorite cause he wasn't sure if he'd have the opportunity again..
- Suddenly, Brock Lesnar's music hits and out comes for former WWE champion..
- Brock Lesnar talks about being at Kurt Angle's bedside during his rahab period..
- Brock Lesnar issues a challange to Kurt Angle for a rematch..
- Kurt Angle says that there are a lot of guys in the back who deserve a shot, but OKAY you're on!
- Of course, just like any other time something is "getting over", Vince McMahon's music hits and out comes the BOSS!
- Vince McMahon mocks Kurt Angle's attitude since recapturing the WWE title..
- Vince McMahon exposes that Kurt Angle begged him earlier not to book a rematch with Brock Lesnar..
- Vince McMahon says that Kurt Angle is the kind of guy who will stab you in the back!
- Vince McMahon then denies Brock Lesnar his title shot, and says he'll have to earn it!
- Vince McMahon says that Brock Lesnar & Kurt Angle will be teaming up for a match tonight..
- Rey Mysterio w/Billy Kidman vs Shelton Benjamin w/Charlie Haas..
- Charlie Haas tried to interfer but Billy Kidman took him out!
- Rey Mysterio wins after a 619 and a West Coast Pop turned into a Victory Roll..
- SHAMEFUL SEGMENT #1: Jamie Noble & Torrie Wilson..
- In the first of many horrible segments tonight, Jamie Noble dances around in his underwear..
- Torrie Wilson arrives and Jamie Noble shows her his padded leapard skin handcuffs and paddle..
- Torrie Wilson bolts for the bathroom and throws up!
- Editor's Note: If Al Wilson is brought back from the dead tonight, I will stop watching WWE..
- MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Doink..
- Rhyno comes up on the big screen and says that Chris Benoit treated him badly as a tag team partner..
- Rhyno introduces Chris Benoit's "warm up" opponent --- DOINK! --- played by OVW's Nick Dinsmore..
- Chris Benoit wins after top rope headbutt and Crippler Crossface..
- IN THE RING: Chris Benoit..
- Chris Benoit then calls out Rhyno to take it like a man..
- Rhyno comes back on the big screen and says sometimes in life, you don't get what you want..
- Rhyno then grabs his bags and walks out of the arena (wearing his wrestling gear)..
- SHAMEFUL SEGMENT #2: Jamie Noble & Torrie Wilson + Nidia..
- Jamie Noble tries to coax Torrie Wilson into bed as someone starts to knock on the door..
- Jamie Noble answers and it finds Nidia standing there in her black fur coat..
- Nidia walks in and stands in front of Torrie Wilson, and drops the fur coat, revealing a teddy..
- Torrie Wilson stands there and watches in horror as Nidia tackles Jamie Noble and they "get it on"..
- BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle, Funaki & Spanky + Brock Lesnar..
- Kurt Angle is showing off his championship belt to Spanky & Funaki..
- Kurt Angle says that he asked Vince McMahon to keep in mind the investment he has in both of them..
- Kurt Angle says that he'll give Brock Lesnar a rematch any time he wants, and says he has an idea..
- PRE-MATCH: Eddie Guerrero vs Tajiri..
- Eddie Guerrero comes out in a low-rider and can't seem to get the 'hopping' to work..
- Eddie Guerrero inspects the car and finds Tajiri in the trunk!
- Tajiri kicks Eddie Guerrero and spits green mist in Eddie 's eyes!
- Eddie Guerrero tells the referees that he can't see and cannot wrestle tonight..
- The referee tells Eddie Guerrero that if he doesn't wrestle he'll lose his US title!
- UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Eddie Guerrero vs Tajiri..
- After a refreshingly long matchup, Tajiri accidentally spit green mist into the referee's face!
- Eddie Guerrero went out and got the US belt to knock Tajiri out..
- Eddie Guerrero follows up with a frog-splash as the referee recovers and counts 1-2-3!
- MATCH: Zack Gowan vs Shannon Moore w/Matt Hardy..
- Matt Hardy distracts Zack Gowan long enough for Shannon Moore to roll him up for the victory..
- After the match, Matt Hardy attacked Zack Gowan and hit him with the Twist of Fate!
- MATCH: John Cena vs Orlando Jordan..
- John Cena raps his usual promo cutting down the Undertaker and his match at Vengeance 2003..
- John Cena demands a rematch against The Undertaker next week on Smackdown!..
- John Cena beats Orlando Jordon easily after the FU..
- SHAMEFUL SEGMENT #3: Torrie Wilson + Jamie Noble & Nidia + Billy Gunn..
- Jamie Noble & Nidia come out of the shower and suggest the three of them have a 3-way..
- There's another knock on the door and Billy Gunn answers the door and Torrie hugs him..
- Suddenly Jamie Noble and Nidia start getting it on, and Torrie & Billy Gunn watch curiously..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Brock Lesnar..
- Brock Lesnar confronts Vince McMahon and challanges him to a match next week for a title shot..
- Vince McMahon accepts the offer but has nothing to do with a title shot..
- Vince McMahon tells Brock Lesnar not to turn his back on Kurt Angle later..
- SHAMEFUL SEGMENT #4: Jamie Noble & Nidia + Torrie Wilson & Billy Gunn..
- All four of them are in bed together laughing having apparantly had a fourway..
- IN THE RING: Sable..
- Sable says that her prediction came true and she beat the hell out of Stephanie at Vengeance..
- Sable says that she prooved who the real dominant Smackdown! Diva is..
- Sable introduces 1/2 of Mr. McMahon's mysterio tag team tonight, A-Train!
- MAIN EVENT: Brock Lesnar & Kurt Angle vs A-Train & The Big Show..
- Brock Lesnar hits an F5 on Big Show and Kurt Angle gets a blind tag and covers Big Show to steal the pin!
- Brock Lesnar & Kurt Angle get into a shoving match and then Brock Lesnar gives Kurt Angle an F5!!
- ON STAGE: Vince McMahon..
- Vince McMahon comes out and says his match with Brock Lesnar next week will be a steel cage match!
- Vince McMahon also says that Kurt Angle will be the special guest referee!!!!!!
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
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