WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
July 3, 2003|
Rochester, New York
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPING:
- Ultimo Dragon def a local guy (dark)..
- Jobber & Jobber beat Joe E. Legend & Jobber (dark)..
- Matt Hardy def eats Shannon Moore..
- Jamie Noble w/Nidia pins Spanky..
- Chris Kanyon beat Mike Bell..
- Sean O'Haire pins Funaki..
- KICKOFF: Vince McMahon (taped)..
- Vince McMahon says that he will personally feel the fate of Mr. America tonight!
- Vince McMahon says that he'll present the very first ever HANDICAP match (sick reference to Zach Gowan)..
- CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Rey Mysterio vs Nunzio w/Palumbo & Stamboli..
- Billy Kidman was sitting in the front row again watching the cruiserweight match..
- Referee Mike Chioda immediately bans Chuck Palumbo & Johnny Stamboli from ringside..
- Late in the match, Chuck Palumbo & Johnny Stamboli ran down and attacked Rey Mysterio from behind!
- The APA ran down and brawled with Chuck Palumbo & Johnny Stamboli to the backstage area..
- Rey Mysterio took over in the ring and won after a 619 & West Coast Pop!
- Billy Kidman jumps into the ring and congradulates Rey Mysterio..
- BACKSTAGE: Brock Lesnar & Kurt Angle..
- Kurt Angle is sitting there with a jug of milk and tries to steal one of Brock's fries but he slaps his fingers!
- Some chick walks by and says "Hey Champ!" and both of them answer "Hey!"
- The two of them playfully battle over who she was talking to..
- Brock Lesnar tells Kurt Angle to keep drinking his milk!
- The girl comes back and Kurt Angle informs her that HE is the REAL champion around here..
- Brock Lesnar slaps Kurt Angle on the back, causing him to slit milk all over her!!
- TAG MATCH: The Basham Brothers w/Shaniqua vs Rhyno & Chris Benoit..
- Chris Benoit makes Danny Basham tap out to the crippler crossface..
- After the match, Shanique motions for Chris Benoit to approach her but Rhyno pulls him out of the ring..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Stephanie McMahon..
- Stephanie asks if Vince McMahon really wants her to be in the handicap match tonight..
- Vince McMahon says that she put HIM in harms way last week so what's the difference?!?
- Stephanie starts to tear up and says there is no comparison..
- Blah blah blah blah, they don't pay me enough to cover the McMahon trials and tribulations..
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie McMahon & Sable..
- Sable says she can't believe Vince McMahon is going to go through with the match..
- Sable says she wanted to let Steph know she'll be watching and wishes her luck..
- Sable tells her not to worry about Smackdown!, cause she can handle being the General Manager..
- TAPED EARLIER: Jamie Noble & Nidia..
- Jamie Noble & Nidia arrive in a limosine and talk about the money that Jamie inherited..
- Jamie Noble shows off his new Terminator Sunglasses, and Nidia shows her fur coat (in the summer?)..
- BACKSTAGE: The Undertaker & Orlando Jordan + John Cena..
- Orlando Jordan introduces himself to the Undertaker..
- Undertaker tells Orlando Jordan that he has to pay his dues in the WWF to get anywhere..
- Undertaker says if he lets people like John Cena beat him down, he won't get any respect..
- Undertaker says when Orlando Jordan does that then everybody will respect him..
- John Cena enters and raps his thing to Undertaker and reminds him that he's a VETERAN now!
- UNITED STATES TITLE TOURNIMENT MATCH: Billy Gunn w/Torrie Wilson vs John Cena..
- Late in the match, the Undertaker's music hits and he drives down to ringside on his bike..
- Billy Gunn rolls up John Cena from behind to pin him and advance in the US title tourniment!
- BACKSTAGE: Brock Lesnar & Kurt Angle..
- Brock Lesnar is laughing like a nine-year-old about Kurt Angle spitting milk on that girl earlier..
- Kurt Angle says that Brock Lesnar has to turn everything into a competition..
- Kurt Angle issues a challange to see who do the most push-ups, and Brock start 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..
- ---Commercial break..
- Brock Lesnar is up to 301 before he craps out and says it's Kurt's turn now..
- Kurt Angle says that it's okay and says Brock Lesnar is the winner!
- TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Eddie Guerrero & Tajiri vs Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas..
- Late in the match, Eddie Guerrero missed a frog-splash..
- Tajiri got dropped kicked to the outside onto the low-rider that they drove down at the beginning..
- Eddie Guerrero is distracted and concerned about his partner..
- Charlie Haas rolls up Eddie Guerrero for the pinfall to WIN the tag team titles!!!!
- After the commercial, Eddie Guerrero carelessly pulls Tajiri off the car and cries that his CAR had been damaged..
- Eddie Guerrero turns into a vicious heel and beats the leaving hell out of Tajiri and slams him through the windshield!
- Editor's Note: You got to love logical script writing!
- BACKSTAGE: Zach Gowan & Big Show..
- Zach Gowan is warming up for his match and Big Show approaches him and steps on his good leg..
- Big Show says he has one good leg left, but not for long..
- Editor's Note: My eyes are currently rolling..
- MATCH: A-Train vs Orlando Jordan..
- A-Train wins after the Train Wreck finisher..
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie McMahon & Big Show + Vince McMahon & Sable..
- Big Show is harassing Stephanie McMahon forcing her against the wall and smelling her hair..
- Vince McMahon & Sable enters and says that he's about to make a very import announcement..
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Sable..
- Vince McMahon says that it was only a matter of time before he sealed the fate of Mr. America..
- Vince McMahon reminds everyone that he sent Hulk Hogan home to rot after Wrestlemania 19..
- Vince McMahon says that Hulk Hogan went and reinvented himself as Mr. America..
- Vince McMahon says that when he proves that Mr. America is Hulk Hogan, then both contracts would be null & void..
- Vince McMahon says that he tricked Mr. America last week in Madison Square Garden in exposing himself..
- Vince McMahon shows footage of after Smackdown! went off the air showing Mr. America taking his mask off!
- Vince McMahon says that neither Hulk Hogan OR Mr. America are here, and are FIIIIRREEEEEDD!!!
- Vince McMahon then talks about Zach Gowan wanting a WWE contract and getting it the hard way..
- Vince McMahon says that it will be a No-DQ No-Holds-Barred handicap match tonight..
- Vince McMahon announces Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle vs Big Show for the WWE title at Vengeance!
- Vince McMahon & Sable sit at ringside to watch the main event up close..
- NO-DQ HANDICAP MATCH: The Big Show vs Zach Gowan & Stephanie McMahon..
- Zach Gowan goes right after Big Show as Stephanie stands off to the side..
- Zach Gowan & Big Show end up outside the ring and Stephanie jumps on Big Show's back!
- Zach Gowan crawls under the ring, places his fake leg under the apron, and Big Show pulls it out!
- Zach Gowan had crawled to the other side of the ring and jumped up and dropkicked Big Show!
- Big Show bullies Zach Gowan, whose offense does not affect the Big Show..
- Big Show then picks Stephanie McMahon up over his head with ONE ARM!
- Vince McMahon gets on the apron and tell Big Show to slam Stephanie to the mat!
- Zach Gowan tripe Vince McMahon off the apron and jumps in the ring to save Stephanie!
- Big Show grabs Zach Gowan and gives him a HUGE chokeslam in the middle of the ring!
- Vince McMahon gets in the ring and rubs his foot in Zach Gowans face!
- Stephanie McMahon steps up and SLAPS her father accross the face!
- Big Show lifts Stephanie McMahon up AGAIN, but Kurt Angle runs down to make the save!
- Kurt Angle pust Big Show in the anklelock, but Vince McMahon whacks Kurt with a chair!
- Brock Lesnar runs down and tries to F5 Vince McMahon but Big Show kicks him for the save!
- Zach Gowan kicks a chair into Big Show's face!
- Kurt Angle gives Big Show an Angleslam, and the Brock Lesnar hits an F5 on the Big Show!!
- Zach Gowan dropkicks Vince McMahon, and then hits a one-legged moonsault on the Big Show!!
- Zach Gowan pins the Big Show to win a WWE wrestling contract!!!!!!!!!!
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
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