WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
May 22, 2003|
Greensboro, North Carolina
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Bill Demott beat Brad Hunter..
- Funaki beat Chris Kanyon..
- Rhyno beat A-Train by countout..
- ON STAGE: Vince McMahon..
- Vince McMahon says he is in a foul mood tonight and isn't gonna take any crap!
- Vince says it all started when Stephanie gave that unconditional contract to Mr. America..
- Vince says his attempt at Judgment Day to unmask Mr. America had failed!
- Vince says he was physically assaulted by a handicaped kid!!
- Vince says he's taking over Smackdown!, and by the end of the night, he'll be smiling!
- Smackdown! opens with a new entrance package that is really really bad!
- TAG TITLE MATCH: Eddie Guerrero & Tajiri vs Team Angle..
- Shelton Benjamin kicks Tajiri in the head and looks to have the match won..
- Eddie Guerrero brings a chair into the ring and whacks the referee, then tosses the chair to Charlie Haas!
- The referee gets up and see Charlie Haas with the chair and disqualifies Team Angle!!
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Stephanie McMahon..
- Stephanie McMahon expresses her concern that her dad may be a bit too obsessed with Mr. America..
- Vince McMahon says that he is tired of all the "mistakes", insinuating that Stephanie was part of the problem..
- Vince says that he's in control but promises that by the end of the night, he'll be OUT OF CONTROL!
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon + Roddy Piper/Sean O'Haire..
- Vince McMahon says he was disappointed at Judgment Day when Roddy Piper failed to beat Mr. America..
- Vince McMahon says that "the Piper" is going to pay Mr. McMahon, and apoligize tonight!
- Vince McMahon introduces Roddy Piper, who comes out with Sean O'Haire..
- Roddy Piper reluctantly apoligizes to Vince McMahon, who then slaps Roddy accross the face!!
- Roddy Piper glares back at Vince McMahon..
- Vince says that is the look he wanted to see..
- Vince says 20 years ago, Roddy Piper wouldn't have just come out and apolgized that easy..
- Vince tries to slap Roddy again, but Roddy blocks it..
- Roddy says that he's right, and Roddy & Vince nearly come to blows, until Sean O'Haire breaks them up..
- Sean O'Haire takes responsibility for Roddy Piper losing last night..
- Sean O'Haire then volunteers to face Mr. America in a match TONIGHT!
- Roddy Piper likes that idea and says Sean O'Haire will expose Mr. America as the fraud he is!!
- Vince McMahon approves of the match, but says if Sean O'Haire doesn't win, Roddy Piper is fired!!
- MATCH: John Cena vs Spanky..
- John Cena comes out and raps about Spank being a copycat, and makes fun of the name "Spanky"..
- John Cena eventually pins Spanky to win the match..
- BACKSTAGE: Full Blooded Italians..
- Nunzio talks about Brock Lesnar not being 100% after the stretcher match last night!
- Nunzio says that Brock is at a disadvantage because he doesn't know which member of the FBI he'll face!
- NON (CW) TITLE MATCH: Matt Hardy w/Crash&Shannon vs Chris Benoit..
- Rey Mysterio joins the commentary team and says he's going after the Cruiserweight title soon..
- Crash & Shannon Moore try to interfer but Rey Mysterio takes them out!
- Chris Benoit eventually makes Matt Hardy tap out to the crippler crossface!
- Matt Hardy asks Rey Mysterio if what he's laughing at..
- Matt Hardy says that Rey can get a title shot if he can beat Crash & Shannon Moore right NOW!
- HANDICAP MATCH: Rey Mysterio vs Crash & Shannon Moore..
- Rey Mysterio pins Shannon Moore after the West Coast Pop to eliminate him..
- Rey Mysterio pins Crash after reversing a powerbomb into a pinfall!!
- Rey Mysterio wins a Cruiserweight title shot!!
- Rey Mysterio looks like he may have gotten injured and is carried out by a referee and trainer..
- Matt Hardy enters the ring and beats up Crash & Shannon Moore!!
- INTERVIEW: Stephanie McMahon & Zach Gowan..
- Zach explains how he lost his leg as a child -- view Tenacious Z's profile for more..
- Zach says his father took off when he was young so "whatever"..
- Zach talks about the make-a-wish foundation offering to let him meet Hulk Hogan..
- Zach says it was a dream come true to accompany Mr. America to the ring at Judgment Day..
- Zach tells Stephanie that he has been training to become a wrestler, and hopes to work for her some day..
- Stephanie states that anything can happen in the WWE!
- As an interviewer, Stephanie McMahon came off as the biggest flake, looking awkwardly off camera at cue cards..
- Somewhere else in the arena, we see Vince McMahon watching on a monitor, not looking happy..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Mr. America..
- Vince McMahon tells Mr. America that if he loses tonight, he'll take a lie detector test next week..
- Vince McMahon says that if Mr. America doesn't agree, then Zach Gowan will never work ANYWHERE in the world..
- NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: Brock Lesnar vs Johnny Stamboli..
- The FBI attacks Brock Lesnar before the match, then Johnny Stamboli takes over..
- Late in the match, Brock Lesnar went for the F5, but the FBI interfered and triple teamed Lesnar!
- THE UNDERTAKER returns to Smackdown! and makes the save, taking all the members of the FBI out of the ring!
- IN THE RING: Sable..
- Sable comes out and brags about being on the cover of the new WWE RAW magazine..
- Sable addresses Tazz, for being a poor judge during the Judgment Day Bikini Contest..
- Sable stands on the announce table over Tazz's seat..
- Sable says Tazz declared Torrie the winner without consulting the audience!!
- Sable squats in front of Tazz and asks if he thinks she's hot?
- Sable says she is "hot" right now, and drinks some water, letting it drip down her cleavage..
- Sable says that Tazz's decision was pre-mature, but that's normal for Tazz..
- Sable then dumps a bottle of water of Tazz's head, pissing him off!
- Slut.... Caugh....... Prostitute...... Caugh.............. Hipocrite......
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Sean O'Haire/Roddy Piper..
- Sean O'Haire says he's gonna go right for the mask..
- Vince McMahon suggests he just try to beat Mr. America, so he has to take the lie detector next week!
- MAIN EVENT: Mr. America w/Zach Gowan vs Sean O'Haire w/Roddy Piper..
- Late in the match, Vince McMahon comes down to ringside with an army of police officers..
- Vince McMahon says that someone has broken the law, trespassing and personal assult!
- Vince McMahon tells the police officers to arrest Zach Gowan!!
- Mr. America leaves the ring to try to protest the situation, but gets counted out!!!
- Sean O'Haire is declared the winner by COUNT OUT!
- Mr. America will be forced to take a lie detector test next week by Vince McMahon!!
- Mr. America stalks Vince McMahon up the ramp, but Roddy Piper whacks him with a chair!!
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
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