WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
May 15, 2003|
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPINGS:
- Joey Matthews def Crowbar w/Daffney (dark)..
- Legion of Doom def CM Punk & ???? (dark)..
- Spanky def Crash Holly..
- Rhyno def Bill Demott..
- A-Train def Chris Kanyon..
- Chavo Guerrero vs JR Ryder went to a no-contest in 74 seconds..
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon + The Full Blooded Italians..
- Vince says that he knows Mr America is Hulk Hogan, and all the fans know it too..
- Vince shows footage of Stephanie McMahon getting hurt last week because of Mr. America..
- Vince says that a group of wrestlers will step forward to take on Mr America tonight!
- Suddenly, the Full Blooded Italians music hits and out comes the FBI, led by Nunzio..
- Nunzio introduces themselves as the FBI, not the government, which Vince def in the court of law!
- Nunzio says that the Full Blooded Italians specialize in taking guys out..
- Nunzio shows a video package called "the FBI's greatest hits", showing everyone they've 'whacked'..
- Vince offers to take the FBI to his office to talk things over..
- MATCH: Rikishi vs Chuck Palumbo w/FBI..
- Late in the match, Rikishi goes for the stinkface and Johnny Stamboli interfers..
- Chuck Palumbo superkicks Rikishi and picks up the pinfall for the victory!
- Chuck Palumbo & Johnny Stamboli lay the boots to Rikishi until Brock Lesnar runs down to make the save!
- After the commercial, Stephanie talks to Brock about bringing that same aggression to Judgment Day!
- ON STAGE: Torrie Wilson..
- Torrie gives the audience a sneak peak at her Bikini that she'll wear at Judgment Day..
- Caugh... Slut... Caugh..... Prostitute........
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie McMahon & Vince McMahon..
- Stephanie finds an office full of flowers from her father..
- Vince shows up and tries to cover up for hurting Stephanie last week..
- Vince says that he wants Steph to know that he accepts her apology..
- Stephanie says that the RED & YELLOW bouquet is from Hulk Hogan..
- Stephanie says that the RED, WHITE & BLUE bouquet is from Mr. America..
- Stephanie leaves Vince to run the show, and sarcastically thanks him for accepting her apology..
- CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Matt Hardy w/Shannon & Crash vs Tajiri..
- Matt Hardy wins with distraction from Crash to retain the Cruiserweight title..
- Matt Hardy says that says that he wants to be the one to take care of Mr. America at Judgment Day!
- Tajiri jumps off the top rope to the outside onto Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore!!!
- BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero..
- Eddy talks to the big portrait of Kurt Angle as if he's a real person..
- Eddy says that Chavo Guerrero was hurt while wrestling overseas, but Kurt will be in his corner..
- Eddy put a fake mustache and soul patch on the portrait to make Kurt look more "Latino"..
- BACKSTAGE: Mr. America & Stephanie McMahon..
- Mr. America arrives at the arena and bumps into Stephanie McMahon on her way out..
- Stephanie thanks Mr. America for the flowers, and tells him to tell Hulk Hogan thanks too..
- Stephanie gives Mr. America a kiss on the cheek..
- MATCH: John Cena vs Chris Benoit..
- John Cena comes out and says that he'll squash Mr America at Judgment Day if Vince would pick him!
- Late in the match, the FBI comes down to interfer, helping John Cena..
- Chris Benoit wins the match anyway after making John Cena tap out to the crossface..
- Spanky & Rhyno run down to make the save for Chris Benoit..
- PIPERS PIT: Roddy Piper & Sean O'Haire + Mr. America + Tenacious Z!!
- Roddy says he wants to be the one to unmask Mr. America at Judgment Day to finally get back at Hulk Hogan!
- Mr America then comes out and hands his American Flag off to a fan in the front row..
- Mr America understands why Roddy Piper has a problem with Hulk Hogan..
- Mr America says that he would love to kick Roddy Piper's ass just like his idol did in the past!
- Roddy Piper points out that Hulk Hogan has never beaten him for a 1-2-3 pinfall..
- Roddy Piper gets upset and yells at the fan at ringside waving Mr America's US flag..
- Mr America says that the kid in the front row is what is so great about the United States..
- Sean O'Haire goes out of the ring to intimidate the fan..
- Roddy Piper attacks Mr America, and Sean O'Haire gets in the ring and join in the assault..
- Roddy Piper tries up rip the mask off of Mr America, until the fan jump in the ring to stop him!!
- Sean O'Haire spears the fan as security tries to pull him out of the ring..
- Roddy mounts the fan and slap him around and grabs his leg and PULLS IT OFF!!!!!!!!
- Roddy stands there in disbelief holding the artificial leg as Sean O'Haire backs out of the ring!!
- Editor's Note: It was a plant folks, this was the debut of one legged wrestling sensation Tenacious Z..
- Commercial Break: Mr America helps the legless fan to the backstage area, still holding the flag..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon, Roddy Piper & Sean O'Haire..
- Vince McMahon was extremely upset with what he just saw in the ring!!
- Vince McMahon says that this is very bad publicity and lawsuit material..
- Sean O'Haire tries to weasel out of it proclaiming that he had NOTHING to do with it..
- Vince McMahon says that he has to make a decision that will effect both of them!
- MATCH: Shelton Benjamin vs Eddie Guerrero..
- Late in the match, Charlie Haas comes to ringside and sets up a ladder..
- Eddie Guerrero is distracted by the ladder long enough for Shelton Benjamin to win the match!
- Team Angle tries to assult Eddie with the ladder but Eddie drop kicks it into them!
- Eddie Guerrero gets the Kurt Angle portrait and smashes it over Shelton Benjamin's head!!
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon, Roddy Piper & Sean O'Haire..
- Vince McMahon says he's known Roddy a long time and knows that he doesn't give a damn about what he did..
- Vince McMahon announces that Roddy Piper will face Mr America this Sunday at Judgment Day!
- PACKAGE: The Miss Elizabeth story from last week's Confidential is played..
- ON STAGE: Sable..
- Sable gives the audience a sneak peak at her Bikini that she'll wear at Judgment Day..
- Caugh... Slut... Caugh..... Prostitute....Caugh.... Hipocrite....
- INTERVIEW: Michael Cole & Rey Mysterio + Big Show..
- Rey Mysterio says he'll be cleared in a few weeks and can't wait to return to the ring..
- Rey Mysterio says that his #1 goal is to become the WWE Cruiserweight champion!
- Rey Mysterio says that when Big Show assulted him, he thought he'd never wrestle again!
- Rey Mysterio says that for the first time in his life, he felt scared..
- Mike Cole asks Rey Mysterio if he'd ever consider getting back into the ring with Big Show..
- Rey Mysterio takes a deep breath and says he can't answer that right now..
- Suddenly, the Big Show shows up and grabs Rey by the neck and carrys him away!!!!!!!!!!
- IN THE RING: The Big Show & Rey Mysterio + Brock Lesnar..
- Big Show carries Rey out to the ring with a stretcher in his other hand..
- Big Show tosses Rey Mysterio into the ring..
- Rey Mysterio teeder-todders the stetcher into Big Show's face, and hits a 619!!
- Rey Mysterio jumps off the top rope but Big Show catches him and hits a somoan drop!!
- Big Show lifts Rey up for a massive chokeslam, but Brock Lesnar runs down and spears Big Show!!
- Brock Lesnar whacks Big Show several times with the stretcher, then nails the biggest F5 of ALL TIME!!
- Brock Lesnar leaves the ring and watches from the stage as Big Show slowly gets to his feet..
- Rey Mysterio gets up and suprises Big Show with a bulldog from the top rope!!!
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
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