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WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS

May 8, 2003
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz

  1. VELOCITY TAPINGS:
    • "Textbook" Tyson Dux def Bobby Rude (dark match)..
    • Chavo Guerrero def Crash w/ Shannon Moore..
    • Sean O'Haire def Funaki..
    • Johnny Stamboli & Chuck Palumbo def Kowboy Mike Hughes & Mike Bartalucci..

  2. IN THE RING: Vince McMahon + Stephanie McMahon..
    • Vince McMahon says that he'll present Hulk Hogan on Smackdown! via Sattelite from Tampa, Florida..
    • Vince McMahon says that since Hulk Hogan won't be here, then Mr. America obviously won't be there either..
    • Vince McMahon says that the whole damn world knows that Mr. America is really Hulk Hogan, even "you Canadians"..
    • The fans chant "You Screwed Bret" at Vince, who says he did, and will screw everybody else if had to!
    • Vince McMahon says that his daughter Stephanie McMahon was the one who hired Mr. America in the first place..
    • Stephanie McMahon then comes out, and Vince tells the production guy to turn her music off..
    • Vince asks Stephanie how, and why, she signed Mr. America to a contract..
    • Stephanie says that she did what she thought was right for the Smackdown! fans..
    • Stephanie said that she wanted Mr. America, and she got him!
    • Vince says that she didn't consult with him and wants to know the terms and conditions of the contract..
    • Stephanie said she offered Mr. America a very unique contract to counter Eric Bischoff's offers..
    • Stephanie said the contract stated that Mr. America can't be fired or suspended..
    • Vince asks Stephanie how he can get out of this contract..
    • Stephanie says that only way is if Vince can somehow prove that it is Hulk Hogan under the mask..
    • Vince excuses Stephanie, telling her that she better come up with some really good ideas to get out of this..
    • The crowd chants "Asshole!" at Vince, who says that coming from a bunch of Canadians, he considers that a compliment..

  3. IN THE RING: Vince McMahon & Hulk Hogan (via Sattelite)..
    • Vince McMahon introduces Hulk Hogan on the big screen via sattelite from his home in Tampa, Florida..
    • Vince asks Hulk Hogan why he risked his financial security by showing up on Smackdown! as Mr. America last week..
    • Hulk Hogan says he doesn't know what Vince is talking about..
    • Hulk says that he doesn't like sitting around the house collecting a paycheck..
    • Hulk says that he would rather go out and entertain the Hulkamaniacs..
    • Hulk says that he's dying sitting around at home..
    • Hulk says that maybe he'll return to action some day and team up with Mr. America..
    • Hulk says that he can't wait to see Mr. America kick Vince McMahon's ass!
    • Hulk says that he hopes to meet Mr. America some day and shake his hand..
    • Hulk says there may be a few similarities but his arms are bigger and he's better looking..
    • Vince asks the crowd if they want to see Mr. America right here tonight in Halifax, Nova Scotia!
    • Vince asks Hulk about the chances of Mr. America showing up in Halifax..
    • Hulk says that there's a good chance Mr. America appears on Smackdown! tonight!

  4. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon..
    • Vince McMahon is informed that Mr. America is in the building..
    • Vince looks at the guy for a second, then assumes that it was some kind of practical joke..

  5. MATCH: Eddie Guerrero w/Chavo vs Matt Hardy w/Shannon Moore & Crash..
    • Eddie Guerreros wins with a botched rollup pinfall..
    • Team Angle runs down after the match and steal the Gold Medels back from Chavo Guerrero..

  6. BACKSTAGE: Big Show + Full Blooded Italians + Mr. America?
    • Big Show & the FBI are talking in secret backstage..
    • Suddenly we see Mr. America walk by to the shock of the foursome..

  7. MATCH: Spanky vs Jamie Noble w/Nidia..
    • Spanky says he had a rap-off with John Cena, and got his ass kicked for it..
    • Spanky then instructs the crowd to yell "Sucks!" every time he says "Cena!"..
    • John Cena is shown watching the match on a backstage monitor..
    • Spanky wins the match after hitting Jamie Noble with the Sliced Bread #2..
    • John Cena gets upset backstage, but is shocked when he sees Mr. America standing next to him!!

  8. INTERVIEW: Josh Mathews & Bock Lesnar..
    • Brock Lesnar says that he and Chris Benoit will handle Big Show & A-Train tonight..
    • Brock Lesnar suggests that his match with Big Show should be a stretcher match at Judgment Day..

  9. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Funaki..
    • Funaki says that he's going to watch Mr. America in the ring right now..
    • Vince McMahon says that that is an imposter Mr. America walking around backstage..
    • Vince McMahon proves that he is a complete racist and teaches Funaki how to pour coffee..
    • Vince McMahon tells Funaki that he's done something constructive today so he can take off..
    • Vince McMahon comments that the coffee isn't bad for Canadian coffee..

  10. IN THE RING: Mr. America + Vince McMahon + Stephanie McMahon..
    • Mr. America comes out to the ring as Vince & Stephanie watch from their office backstage..
    • The crowd chants "Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!" -- Wait, didn't they see Hulk Hogan was in Florida?!
    • Backstage, Vince McMahon has his face glued to a TV trying to see who Mr. America is..
    • Mr. America starts to speak, and Vince McMahon is convinced that it IS Hulk Hogan!
    • Mr. America tells the crowd that he is NOT Hulk Hogan!!!
    • The crowd persists and chants "Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!"..
    • Mr. America says that he used to be a 165lbs accountant when he decided to buy Wrestlemania..
    • Mr. America says that he saw Hulk Hogan in Skydome and was inspired to become a wrestler..
    • Mr. America says that he strated training, taking his vitamins, and saying his prayers!
    • Mr. America thanks Hulk Hogan, who is sitting at home right now..
    • Vince McMahon's music hits and out comes Vince McMahon with an eagar strut..
    • Vince McMahon paces around the ring ranting on about Hulk Hogan and Mr. America..
    • Vince says that he is going to rip the mask off of Mr. America's face!
    • Vince then changes his mind and says that Stephanie McMahon is going to do it..
    • Stephanie comes out not looking too happy about the whole thing..
    • Vince attacks Mr. America and goes after the mask and nearly gets it off..
    • Stephanie refused to help her father rip the mask off..
    • Mr. America shoves Vince off, and Vince flies off and lands right on Stephanie!
    • Mr. America gets up and clocks Vince McMahon!
    • Mr. America then picks Stephanie up and carries her backstage (tribute to Liz?)..

  11. BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Stephanie McMahon..
    • Vince McMahon finds Stephanie getting medical attention and vows to find Mr. America..
    • Vince McMahon asks Stephanie what Mr. America did to hurt her?
    • Stephanie states that Mr. America didn't hurt her, Vince did!

  12. DIVAS MATCH: Torrie Wilson vs Dawn Marie..
    • Sable came out and took a seat at ringside..
    • Torrie Wilson wins after reversing the firemans carry into a pinfall..
    • Sable gets up on the mic and congradulates Torrie on her victory and breaking her losing streak..
    • Sable challanges Torrie Wilson to a Bikini contest at Judgment Day..
    • Torrie unzips her top and pulls it down revealing a pink bra..

  13. TAG NON-TITLE MATCH: Team Angle vs Rikishi & Tajiri..
    • Team Angle wins the match but Los Guerreros music plays..
    • Los Guerreros run down and steal back the Gold Medels AND the portrait of Kurt Angle..

  14. MATCH: John Cena vs Rhyno..
    • Spanky comes out and joins the announce team for the match..
    • Late in the match, John Cena tries to use the chain on Rhyno, but Spanky pulls it away from him..
    • Rhyno takes advantage and picks up the victory..
    • Rhyno then tries to gore John Cena outside the ring, but misses and lands on the steps blowing out his knee..

  15. BACKSTAGE: Brock Lesnar & Full Blooded Italians..
    • Nunzio gets up in Brock Lesnar's face and slaps him!
    • Brock Lesnar gives chase into a room..
    • The FBI pull a forklift in front of the door, locking Brock Lesnar inside..
    • Big Show & A-Train come out and tell the FBI that they did a good job..

  16. MAIN EVENT: Chris Benoit vs The Big Show w/A-Train..
    • Big Show comes out with a stretcher with Mysterio, Benoit & Lesnar's name on it, Mysterio's was crossed out..
    • Big Show pins Chris Benoit after a little help from A-Train..
    • Big Show & A-Train double team Chris Benoit and strap him up to a stretcher board..
    • Brock Lesnar runs down and makes the save before Big Show can do any damage!
    • Brock F5's A-Train but Big Show attacks him and chokeslams him in the middle of the ring!!!

  17. Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....

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