WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
March 13, 2003|
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- TAG (NON-TITLE) MATCH: Team Angle vs Rey Mysterio & Billy Kidman..
- Billy Kidman nearly botches the Shooting Star Press, recovers, but might have injured his arm..
- Team Angle comes back and gets the pinfall on Kidman for the victory..
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie McMahon & Brian Kendricks..
- Brian gives Stephanie some flowers and thanks her for the opportunity to wrestle on Smackdown!..
- Steph accepts the flowers and says that she was very impressed by Kendricks..
- PLAYBOY MANSION: Jamie Noble..
- Jamie Knoble goes to the Playboy mansion on behalf of his girlfriend, Nidia..
- Jamie waits at the door for over an hour..
- Jamie says that he's there to tell Hugh Hephner that he should have picked Nidia instead of Torrie..
- The security comes out and escorts Noble away..
- Editor's Note: Didn't we see this same deal in the Chyna/Eddy playboy deal?
- MATCH: Rikishi vs Chuck Palumbo w/Nunzio & Stamboli..
- Los Guerreros run down and attack Nunzio & Stambili before they can interfer..
- Rikishi pins Palumbo after the bonzai drop..
- BACKSTAGE: Undertaker & Nathan Jones..
- Undertaker finds Nathan Jones in a dark room by himself..
- Nathan says that when you spend 10 years in solitary confinement you spend time alone sometimes..
- Undertaker says that he wants Nathan Jones to watch the next match to scout for their Mania match..
- TAG MATCH: Big Show & A-Train vs Tajiri & Funaki..
- Big Show joins the broadcast team during the match, letting A-Train deal with their opponents..
- The Japanese Cruiserweights get the best of A-Train and Big Show enters the ring..
- A-Train makes a come-back and Trainwrecks Funaki before pinning him for the win!
- BACKSTAGE: Sean O'Haire & Dawn Marie..
- Sean O'Haire asks Dawn Marie if there is something wrong..
- Dawn says that she is upset that Torrie Wilson was picked for Playboy and not her..
- Sean says that the girls on GGW a chance to show their body on PPV tonight..
- Sean points out that Dawn has an opportunity to show her body on Smackdown!
- Dawn asks if Sean is implying that she expose her breasts tonight?
- Sean says that he's not telling her anything she doesn't already know..
- TAPED: Torrie Wilson..
- Torrie Wilson unvails the cover of Playboy featuring herself -- nice..
- IN THE RING: Dawn Marie..
- Dawn asks if the people think she has a "veloptious" body?! (crowd cheers as programmed)
- Dawn says that while the girls are going wild on Pay Per View tonight, she's gonna go wild tonight!
- Dawn turns and flashes Michael Cole & Tazz, with a strategically places ring rope..
- TAPED: John Cena..
- John Cena raps YET another anti-Brock Lesnar promo..
- #1 CONTENDERS MATCH: Los Guerreros vs Chris Benoit & Rhyno..
- After an incredible lengthy match, Team Angle ran in and caused a DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION..
- Editor's Note: This will likely lead to a triple threat match at Wrestlemania..
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie McMahon & Team Angle..
- Steph informs Team Angle that they will take on Los Guerreros & Benoit/Rhyno at Wrestlemania..
- Editor's Note: I'm so smart!
- VIDEO PACKAGE: Hulkamania..
- A nice video package of Hulk Hogan's rise to super stardom in the WWF along with his Real American theme..
- This is obviously supposed to make us beleive Hulk Hogan's career could end at Wrestlemania..
- Vince McMahon comes on LIVE and says that he and Hulk Hogan had some good times together..
- Vince then went on to say that Hulk Hogan changed, and it hurt Vince, and his family..
- Vince says that Hulk Hogan just wanted to screw Vince McMahon when he def ected to WCW..
- Vince says that their match at Wrestlemania is going to be a fight like never seen before..
- Vince says that is going to be hurt and devestated because he had to kill one of his own creatations..
- CRUISERWEIGHT (NON-TITLE) MATCH: Matt Hardy w/Shannon Moore vs The Pittsburgh Penguin..
- Matt offers an open invitation to come out for a non-title match tonight..
- A masked cruiserweight comes out to the ring and is introduced as the Pittsburgh Penguin..
- Late in the match, Matt unmasks The Pittsburgh Penguin, it's Brian Kendricks!! (duh)
- The Penguin got too much of the Cruiserweight champion, who ran away causing a COUNT OUT..
- WWE TITLE MATCH: Kurt Angle vs Brock Lesnar..
- Kurt Angle pulls a switcheroo with his brother Eric Angle to outsmart Brock Lesnar..
- Kurt rolled up Brock quickly for the pin..
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
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