WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
February 13, 2003|
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPING:
- Bill DeMott def eats Funaki..
- Mike Knox..
- MATCH: Edge vs Charlie Haas w/Paul Heyman..
- Heyman tries to interfer, and Edge spears him off the apron!
- Haas takes advantage of the distraction and rolls Edge up for the victory!
- BACKSTAGE: Stephanie McMahon & Kurt Angle..
- Kurt gives Stephanie a rose for Valentines Day..
- Steph thanks Kurt for the rose but he has something to tell Kurt..
- Kurt says that they are perfect for eachother and tries to kiss Stephanie!
- Brock barges in and interrupts..
- Steph informs Kurt that Kurt & Team Angle will face Edge/Benoit/Lesnar at No Way Out..
- Brock invites Kurt to ringside to watch his match with John Cena later..
- MATCH: Rikishi vs Nunzio..
- 30 seconds into the match, Johnny the Bull & Chuck Palumbo run down and attack Rikishi!
- The Italian trio beats on Rikishi gangstyle..
- Nunzio gives Rikishi a kiss, I assume (hope) it's the kiss of death..
- MATCH: Matt Hardy w/Shannon Moore vs Rey Mysterio..
- Matt, who is trying to lose weight to qualify as a Cruiserweight, got tired really quick..
- Rey wins after the 619 and the West Coast Pop..
- BACKSTAGE: Brian Kendrick & Sean O'Haire + Bill DeMott..
- Spanky tells Sean that he got into a lot of trouble last week after streaking..
- Spanky tells Sean that there's gotta be a better way to make an impact..
- Bill Demott steps in and beats the hell out of Spanky until O'Haire stops it..
- MATCH: Chris Benoit vs A-Train..
- Benoit makes A-Train tap out to the crippler crossface!
- BACKSTAGE: Torrie Wilson..
- The "Girls Gone Wild" guy invites Torrie to be a part of his next wild video..
- Torrie says that sounds like fun but warns that she can get pretty wild..
- Editor's Note: wtf?
- IN THE RING: Paul Heyman + Undertaker + Chris Kanyon..
- Paul Heyman brings out another big wooden box with "TO UNDERTAKER FROM BIG SHOW" on it..
- Undertakes comes out and Heyman takes a hike..
- Undertaker opens the box and finds Boy George, who starts to sing..
- Suddenly Boy George attacks the Undertaker, and everyone realizes it's Chris Kanyon!!
- Undertaker fights back and demolishes Kanyon with a steel chair..
- INTERVIEW: Funaki & John Cena..
- Cena raps about his match with Brock Lesnar..
- MATCH: Eddie Guerrero vs Shelton Benjamin..
- Shelton Benjamin manages to pin Guerrero for the upset victory!
- ANNOUNCEMENT: Hugh Hefner..
- Hugh, the CEO and owner of Playboy Magazine announced that a WWE Diva will soon be in playboy!
- V-DAY BRA&PANTIES MATCH: Torrie Wilson vs Dawn Marie..
- The usual ripping of the clothes -- Torrie wins..
- Nidia runs in and attacks Torrie, but Nidia is stripped too and spanked by Torrie..
- MATCH: Brock Lesnar vs John Cena..
- Cena gives a very insulting rap before the match enraging Brock..
- Brock eventually wins dispite Cena's usage of the steel chain..
- IN THE RING: Brock Lesnar & Kurt Angle..
- Brock says that he invited Kurt to watch his match, but he didn't come out..
- Brock then calls Angle out..
- Backstage, Kurt refuses to budge..
- Brock says he has something that might change Kurt's mind..
- Brock picks up John Cena and F5's him into the ringpost outside the ring!!
- Kurt is upset that Brock is trying to "punk him out" and goes to the stage..
- Brock challanges Kurt to a match, and Kurt agrees and enters the ring..
- Brock goes nose-to-nose with Kurt in the center of the ring..
- Kurt turns around and walks away, saying "Not tonight!"
- Kurt makes up some silly exuses to get out of the match..
- Brock says he thinks Kurt is a "chicken sh*t!"..
- Kurt suggests they give the fans Angle vs Lesnar next week on Smackdown!..
- Brock paces around and then attacks Kurt!
- Brock beats on Kurt outside the ring and up the ramp..
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
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