WWE SMACKDOWN! RESULTS
January 16, 2003|
East Rutherford, New Jersey - Continental Airlines Arena
Announcers: Michael Cole & Tazz
- VELOCITY TAPING:
- SMACKDOWN KICKS OFF: Dawn Marie..
- In the continuing saga of Smackdown!'s bullshit, they reveal that Al Wilson died on his honeymoon..
- Dawn Marie gives a oscaresk performance (not!) talking about the passing of her husbund..
- Dawn says that she'll present the public viewing of her husbund, Al Wilson..
- Oh My F'N gezz, we're in for another thrilling night of toilet contents..
- TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Los Guerreros vs John Cena & B-2..
- TAPED COMMENTS: Eddie & Chavo bicker about who will win the Royal Rumble..
- Late in the match, Eddie appears to be injured or knocked silly..
- Chavo rushes to the finish, hitting a frog-splash on B-2..
- Chavo checks on Eddie outside the ring as Cena & B-2 get into a fight in the ring!
- A new guy in full hip hop gear jumps the rail and attacks B-2..
- The new guy and Cena destroy B-2 and leaving him laying..
- INTERVIEW: Chris Benoit..
- Benoit talks about his injuries, his career, and his ambition to win the WWE title..
- ON STAGE: Stephanie McMahon..
- Stephanie announces (as if we didn't know) that the Undertaker will return at Royal Rumble..
- Steph also reminds everybody that Brock Lesnar & Big Show will fight for a Rumble spot..
- Steph announces Big Show & A-Train vs Brock Lesnar & a partner to be named later..
- MATCH: Rikishi vs Bill DeMott..
- DeMott picks up the win after reversing the bonzai drop into a powerbomb!!
- BACKSTAGE: Funaki & Billy Kidman + Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore..
- Funaki asks Kidman for advice on interviewing Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore..
- Kidman says that Matt Hardy has Shannon Moore completely brainwashed..
- Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore step and the exchange words and end up brawling..
- MATCH: Nunzio w/Noble&Nidia vs Tajiri..
- Noble tries to interfer but Tajiri kicks him in the head!
- Nidia tries to distract Tajiri but he hits her with the green mist!
- Nunzio took advantage and rolled up Tajiri for the win!
- INTERVIEW: Josh Mathew & John Cena / Redd Dogg..
- Josh asks Cena what happened with him and B-2..
- Cena 'raps' his response, basically introducing his new partner, Redd Dogg..
- CRAP: Dawn Marie..
- Dawn approaches the casket with tears in her eyes and cries on the funeral director's chest..
- Ohhhhhhh my god this is sooo damn retarded, I refuse to promote this any longer..
- GM OFFICE: Stephanie McMahon & Brock Lesnar..
- Steph is on the phone with Shane McMahon when Brock Lesnar enters the office..
- Brock says that he doesn't want (or need) a tag team partner..
- Steph says that she has to protect her investment..
- Steph says that she wants Brock to beat Big Show this Sunday and win the Royal Rumble..
- Steph says that Brock will have a partner tonight..
- TAG MATCH: Big Show & A-Train w/Paul Heyman vs Brock Lesnar & Rey Mysterio!
- Rey Mysterio is the mysterio partner!
- Brock reverses the chokeslam, Rey attacks A-Train and gets a quick pin!
- Brock & Rey win the match in less than a minute!
- MATCH: Matt Hardy w/Shannon Moore vs Funaki w/Billy Kidman..
- Moore/Kidman brawl outside the ring, distracting the ref as Funaki covers Hardy..
- Hardy fights back and wins the match after the twist of fate and a little help from Moore..
- Moore states that "we did it!" and Matt slaps him, saying "i did it!"..
- MORE CRAP: Dawn Marie & Torrie Wilson..
- HANDICAP MATCH: Kurt Angle & Team Angle vs Chris Benoit & Edge..
- The match ends when Chris Benoit goes nuts and puts the Crossface on Angle and refuses to release..
- The referees pull Benoit off of Kurt..
- Benoit goes outside and gets Angle's crutch..
- Benoit whacks Kurt's knee repeatedly with the crutch!
- Team Angle pulls Kurt out of the ring for the save..
- Team Angle wins by Disqualification..
- Smackdown! goes OFF THE AIR....
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