WWE RAW RESULTS
March 26, 2007|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
- Kofi Nahaje Kingston def Trevor Murdoch w/Lance Cade in a dark match..
- Val Venis def Charlie Haas..
- Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG) def ???? & ????..
- Super Crazy def Shelton Benjamin..
- IN THE RING: Jonathan Coachman + Stone Cold Steve Austin..
- Jonathan Coachman said the Mr. McMahon vs. Bobby Lashley match tonight would now be a No-Disqualification match..
- Jonathan Coachman said that any unauthorized interference by anybody would result in a fine and a suspension..
- Stone Cold Steve Austin showed up and told a story about Vince McMahon tried to bribe him with a bunch of gifts..
- Stone Cold Steve Austin threatened to disqualify Vince McMahon and drag him out to the ring and shave him bald!
- Jonathan Coachman said it was him who arranged for all the gifts to be sent to Steve Austin and he apologized..
- Stone Cold Steve Austin said at WrestleMania 23 he will be in charge and warned The Coach not to mess with him..
- Jonathan Coachman tried to kiss up to Steve Austin saying "bald is beautiful" so Austin gave him a Stunner!
- PARKING LOT: Stone Cold Steve Austin + Vince McMahon..
- Steve Austin was leaving in his truck and almost had a head-on collision with Vince McMahon's stretch limosine..
- Vince McMahon popped out of the roof about to yell but suddenly became "nice" when he saw it was Steve Austin..
- Vince McMahon blamed the limo driver and dragged him out the window and kicked the living crap out of him!
- SIX-DIVAS TAG: Ashley Massaro & Torrie Wilson & Candice Michelle def Melina Perez & Victoria & Jillian Hall..
- MATCH: C.M. Punk def Kenny Dykstra (The Chicago fans loved their hometown hero, C.M. Punk)..
- After the match: Edge came up on the big screen and cut a promo on C.M. Punk leading to Money in the Bank..
- THE CUTTING EDGE: Edge hosted a segment with all the Money in the Bank Ladder match participants..
- INCLUDED: Edge, Randy Orton, Fit Finlay, Mr. Kennedy, King Booker, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy and C.M. Punk..
- Edge bragged about his track record and picked on Matt Hardy saying he was surprised he was on WrestleMania..
- Matt Hardy shot back saying he would leave Edge laying on his back -- just like his ex-girlfriend -- oohh!!!!
- King Booker said some of the participants have won champions but none of them have reigned supreme as KING!
- Fit Finlay took exception to King Booker's comments and got in Edge's face until Randy Orton took the mic...
- Randy Orton said not to hurt Edge's feelings because he might duck out of the match like he has for a month..
- Mr. Ken Kennedy butted in and said he was going to be Mr. Money in the Bank but Edge snatched the mic back..
- Edge then picked on Jeff Hardy, who was being quiet, but said he will steal the show as he has always done..
- Edge picked on C.M. Punk and his "addictions" and suddenly everybody started to fight while Edge ducked out..
- The Hardy Boyz & C.M. Punk were left standing and then ran up the entrance ramp chasing Edge backstage..
- INTERVIEW: Maria Kanellis & John Cena (Talked about WrestleMania 23 and carving his name in the history books)..
- NO-DQ MATCH: Vince McMahon def Bobby Lashley..
- Vince McMahon said he would beat Bobby Lashley using his superior intellect and bailed out of the ring..
- Trevor Murdoch & Lance Cade attacked Bobby Lashley from behind, followed by Chris Masters, and Johnny Nitro..
- Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada came down next and exchanged punches with Bobby Lashley inside the ring..
- Vince McMahon low-blowed Bobby Lashley and pinned him! Umaga gave Lashley a top rope splash after the match!
- Vince McMahon callously ordered Umaga to do a pair of running butt smashes on Bobby Lashley in the corner..
- Bobby Lashley stood up and Umaga finished him off with the Samoan Spike and Vince McMahon pinned him AGAIN!
- INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Vince McMahon + Donald "Eugene" Trump..
- Todd Grisham said the victory was controversial and Mr. McMahon said he will shave Donald Trump's head at WM23..
- Vince McMahon brought in Eugene wearing a Donald Trump wig and bullied him and pulled the wig off his bald head..
- TAG MATCH: Randy Orton & Mr. Kennedy def The Hardy Boyz (Matt & Jeff Hardy)...
- ANNOUNCEMENT: They announced Jim Ross would be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame (huge standing ovation)..
- MATCH: The Great Khali def "Nature Boy" Ric Flair by DQ when Carlito Cool interfered...
- The Great Khali was about to destroy Ric Flair when Carlito Cool ran down to make the save..
- The Great Khali choke-slammed Carlito Cool and was joined in the ring by Kane for a brief brawl..
- The Great Khali bailed out of the ring before Kane could use his "See No Evil" meat-hook as a weapon..
- PROMO: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels cut a promo about his match with John Cena at WrestleMania 23..
- TAG MATCH: The Undertaker & Batista def Shawn Michaels & John Cena..
- The Undertaker walked out on Batista and Shawn Michaels surprised John Cena with a superkick out of nowhere!
- Batista pinned John Cena but the tension between Batista/Undertaker and John Cena/Shawn Michaels has multiplied!
- And that's a wrap folks..
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