WWE RAW RESULTS
October 9, 2006|
Columbia, South Carolina
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
- "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan & Eugene def Chris Masters & Charlie Haas in a dark match...
- IN THE RING: WWE Champion John Cena + World Champion King Booker + ECW Champion The Big Show...
- Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler (RAW), Michael Cole & JBL (Smackdown!), and Joey Styles & Tazz (ECW) were all on commentary..
- John Cena welcomed everyone to the season premier of RAW and said it was good to be there and that "the champ is here"..
- Smackdown!'s King Booker & Queen Sharmell showed up and Booker corrected Cena saying was "a champ" and not "the champ"..
- King Booker talked about vanquishing three mighty foes (Batista & Lashley & Finlay) the night before at No Mercy..
- John Cena said this was the season premier of Monday Night RAW and challenged King Booker to a match right now..
- King Booker took off his robe, and circled the ring with John Cena - but suddenly ECW Champion The Big Show showed up!
- The Big Show said John Cena was a "white guy who talks like a black guy" and Cena said "whatchu talkin' bout Willis?"..
- The Big Show talked about being the only true giant in wrestling and John Cena brought up the name of Andre The Giant..
- The Big Show said everybody always says that but Andre's not there and if he could he would kick Andre's ass too..
- The Big Show said he was in a movie (The Water Boy with Adam Sandler) that all of his scenes took one take to shoot..
- King Booker said The Big Show was in that movie about 40 seconds, but Booker was in the great movie "Ready To Rumble"..
- John Cena & The Big Show had a laugh at King Booker's expense and made fun of Ready To Rumble (simply because it was WCW)..
- All three champions started to fight before referees from each brand showed up to seperate them and restore order......
- BACKSTAGE: RAW Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman & SmackDown! GM Theodore Long & ECW GM Paul Heyman..
- Jonathan Coachman, Theodore Long and Paul Heyman argued over which brand had the better Champion......
- They set up three matches: The Big Show vs Jeff Hardy, King Booker vs Rob Van Dam, John Cena vs The Undertaker..
- LOSER LEAVES RAW: Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estrada def Kane.....
- Armando Alejandro Estrada whacked Kane in the face with an over-sized cigar holder to help Umaga win..
- BACKSTAGE: Kane + The Highlanders (Robbie & Rory McAllistair)....
- The Highlanders stopped Kane and said it would be was an honor to be a part of the same show as Kane..
- The Highlanders offered to shake Kane's hand, but instead Kane snapped and destroyed both McAllistairs!
- PROMO: Degeneration-X (Triple H & Shawn Michaels)..
- Triple H & Shawn Michaels issued a public apology for taking over RAW last week when they weren't authorized..
- HBK apologized for decimating the tag team division, but HHH said there was no tag team division to begin with..
- HBK apologized for humiliating the Spirit Squad, but HHH said they didn't need any help looking like ferries..
- HBK tried to make several other apologies but HHH shot each of them down until they realized they were LIVE..
- Shawn Michaels & Triple H snapped into goofy over-drive and did a self promotion for their t-Shirts.....
- NON TITLE MATCH: The Big Show (ECW Champion) def Jeff Hardy (Intercontinental Champion)...
- After the match, Johnny Nitro showed up and attacked Jeff Hardy until The Big Show came back to help Hardy..
- STREET FIGHT: DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) def Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch..
- Triple H said they wanted to get Vince McMahon a present and showed a pic of U of South Carlina mascot Cocky..
- The crowd started chanting "Game Cock! Game Cock!" and Triple H said he's the Game, and there's the Cock..
- This was followed by a long series of cock jokes with not so vague word-play at the expense of Vince McMahon..
- Shawn Michaels did a flying elbow off the top rope onto Trevor Murdoch through a Table at ringside on the floor..
- Shawn Michaels super-kicked Lance Cade and then Triple H hit a Pedigree on Lance Cade and pinned him 1-2-3..
- BACKSTAGE: Edge w/Lita said he would have a very special guest on "The Cutting Edge" interview segment..
- OPEN CHALLENGE MATCH: Chris Benoit def Shelton Benjamin...
- Shelton Benjamin complained about having RAW in his home state and not giving him a match on the show...
- Shelton Benjamin issued an open challenge to anybody -- which was answered by SmackDown!'s Chris Benoit!
- BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Paul Heyman + Jonathan Coachman + Super Crazy..
- Theodore Long bragged about Chris Benoit winning, and Paul Heyman claimed Benoit was on loan from his ECW..
- Jonathan Coachman came in with Super Crazy and asked him of RAW is the #1 show -- Super Crazy said "Si!"..
- Theodore Long asked Super Crazy if Smackdown! gave him his first big opportunity -- Super Crazy said "Si!"..
- Super Crazy then said with his broken english that all three brands were good with something for everyone..
- All three General Manager's were shocked and asked "Super Crazy, you speak english?" -- He said "Si!"
- SD! 6-MAN TAG: Batista & Bobby Lashley & Rey Mysterio def William Regal & Fit Finlay & Chavo Guerrero..
- ON STAGE: Lillian Garcia introduced special guests Fabulous Moolah & Mae Young (using a walker)..
- FEATURE: John Cena prepares for "The Marine" by training with Marines somewhere in South Carolina..
- BACKSTAGE: King Booker said when he was on RAW he was a peasant because he made the commoners happy..
- WOMENS TITLE TOURNAMENT: Melina Perez def Torrie Wilson..
- The six WWE Divas scheduled to participate in ECW Extreme Strip Poker acted as Lumberjacks for the match...
- LUMBERJACKS: Ashley Massaro, Kristal Marshall, Candice Michelle, Maria Kanellis, Trinity, and Kelly Kelly..
- Melina won after Kristal Marshall distracted Torrie Wilson, so Torrie got to give Kristal the stinkface..
- NON (WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT) TITLE MATCH: King Booker w/Queen Sharmell def Rob Van Dam...
- The claws finally came out and ECW color commentator Tazz started bickering with SD! color commentator JBL..
- Rob Van Dam went to the top rope but Sharmell tripped him crotching him on the ropes so King Booker could win!
- VIGNETTE: Cryme Tyme (Shad Gaspard & JTG) prepare for their debut on RAW NEXT WEEK!
- PROMO: Spirit Squad Mitch admitted that he sucks, but he will beat "Nature Boy" Ric Flair tonight!
- BACKSTAGE: Jonathan Coachman & Theodore Long & Paul Heyman + Vince McMahon..
- Vince McMahon arrived and greeted all three GMs and Jonathan Coachman did his best to suck up to the boss..
- Vince McMahon said he considers everyone his children and the GMs bragged about their Champions tonight..
- Vince McMahon suggested a 3-WAY at Cyber Sunday between all 3 Champs to determine the Champion of Champions!
- MATCH: Ric Flair w/The Flair Squad def Mitch w/The Spirit Squad....
- Mitch claimed he would win because he had four friends and Ric Flair had no friends to help him..
- Ric Flair came down and brought Roddy Piper, Ted DiBiase, IRS (Mike Rotundo), and Arn Anderson!!
- The Flair Squad (as I call them) chased The Spirit Squad backstage and Flair beat Mitch in less than a minute!
- THE CUTTING EDGE: Edge & Lita + "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton..
- Edge w/Lita said that he personally invited "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton to be a guest on the Cutting Edge..
- Randy Orton came out to the ring, and Edge said he was impressed in 2004, but Orton has done nothing since..
- Edge said that Randy Orton had big matches with The Undertaker, Rey Mysterio and Hulk Hogan but lost them..
- Edge played a video of when Randy Orton was dumped by Evolution citing that as the beginning of the slump..
- Edge played a video of himself getting screwed out of the WWE title last week on RAW by Degeneration-X.....
- Edge talked about DX telling jokes earlier and suggested that he and Randy Orton take a stand against DX..
- Randy Orton thought about it and said he had two words for DX "It's over!" and shook hands with Edge!
- NON (WWE) TITLE MATCH: John Cena vs The Undertaker ended in a No Contest..
- The Big Show & King Booker ran down and tossed The Undertaker, who then brawled with Mr. Ken Kennedy backstage.
- The Big Show thumped King Booker from behind and John Cena got up and DDT'd Big Show and put him in the STF-U!
- The Big Show tapped out until King Booker broke it up, so John Cena jumped up and gave King Booker an F-U!
- And that's a wrap folks..
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