WWE RAW RESULTS
August 28, 2006|
Atlantic City, New Jersey
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
- Gene Snitsky def Rob Conway..
- Val Venis def Fred Sampson..
- The Highlanders vs Viscera & Charlie Haas ended in a Double Countout..
- IN THE RING: Shane McMahon + Edge w/Lita + John Cena..
- Shane McMahon said his father was "taking it easy" tonight so he is in change tonight and had some ideas..
- Shane McMahon booked DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) in a tag team match in the main event against mystery opponents..
- Edge w/Lita came out and demanded that Shane McMahon fire John Cena tonight for throwing him in the Harbour last week..
- John Cena came out and said he would sign a Smackdown! contract if Edge can def eat him once more in a WWE title match..
- Edge w/Lita agreed to the stipulation John Cena proposed and said he gets to choose when and where the match happens..
- Shane McMahon said that John Cena had a match tonight starting right now and introduced Cena's opponent Chris Masters!
- MATCH: John Cena def Chris Masters by DQ when Edge interfered...
- Editor's Notes: The internet has given Masters a hard time for his appearance but he is still in phenomenal shape..
- A few minutes into the match, John Cena had Masters in the STF-U when Edge ran back and whacked Cena with a chair!
- Edge pulled a ladder out from under the ring and rammed John Cena straight in the face with the end of the ladder..
- Edge then pulled a table out from under the ring and propped it up in the corner and tossed John Cena through it!
- Get it? Tables, Ladders & Chairs! Edge said the rematch will be at Unforgiven in Toronto and it will be TLC rules!
- BACKSTAGE: Shane McMahon + MISC + Vince McMahon (on phone)..
- Viscera & Charlie Haas and Trevor Murdoch & Lance Storm were all begging to get booked against DX later tonight..
- Shane McMahon got a phone call from Vince McMahon who was enjoying his night off at the hotel enjoying the perks..
- Vince McMahon invited hotel room service in and they delivered a cage with a couple of chickens (cocks) inside..
- BACKSTAGE: Carlito Cool & Trish Stratus + Randy Orton..
- Carlito Cool confronted Trish Stratus and said he heard Lita telling people that Trish was retiring after Unforgiven..
- Trish Stratus said Lita was a bitch for getting into her personal life but also confirmed that it was actually true..
- Carlito kissed Trish Stratus when Randy Orton showed up and whacked Carlito crushing Trish up against the wall..
- PADDLE ON A POLE MATCH: Candice Michelle def Torrie Wilson..
- Torrie Wilson went for the stinkface but Candice bite Torrie's butt cheek and climbed up to get the paddle..
- Torrie Wilson bent over to get her spanking but Candice showed off her "spank me" panties and bent over too..
- Candice Michelle and Torrie Wilson then took turns spanking eachother in a "good natured" manner..
- THIS WEEK IN WRESTLING HISTORY: Summerslam 1992 from Wembley Stadium (British Bulldog vs Bret Hart)..
- #1 CONTENDERS (IC TITLE) MATCH: Jeff Hardy def Randy Orton..
- Carlito Cool stood on the stage keeping a close eye on Randy Orton..
- BACKSTAGE: Shane McMahon & DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels)..
- Triple H said the chicken prank was from the heart and thought Vince McMahon might want to choke his chicken..
- Shane McMahon told DX to grow up but HHH noted that Shane's father liked to force people to kiss his ass on TV..
- HHH said Vince had a match with his own daughter just before she married the man with the world's largest ______!
- HBK then pulled out the new Mr. McMahon DVD and cut a sarcastic promo plugging the DVD (buy it on WWE.com..
- TAG TITLE MATCH: The Spirit Squad (Kenny & Mikey) def "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan & Eugene to retain..
- The Highlanders joined Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler on commentary and challenged The Spirit Squad to a future match..
- After the match, Umaga w/Armando Alejandro Estada came down and the Squad ran away, so Umaga destroyed Eugene..
- Armando Alejandro Estrada said Kane stuck his nose in their business and that's why he was taken out by Umaga!
- PRESS CONFERENCE: Johnny Nitro & Melina Perez..
- Johnny Nitro said people have been hounding Melina Perez for a comment after what she did to Mick Foley last week..
- Johnny Nitro asked what people expected her to do, he is "Johnny Nitro", IC Champion, everyone wishes they were him..
- Johnny Nitro said he goes home and gets freaky with Melina and then cuddles with his Intercontinental championship..
- Johnny Nitro said little Mick Foley can't do what he does every night for Melina and told Foley to keep fantasizing..
- Johnny Nitro said Melina Perez would never associate herself with a bonafied quitter like Mick Foley..
- Melina Perez said Mick Foley was also a bonafied ass-kisser and reminised about when Foley kissed Mr. McMahon's ass..
- The crowd started getting restless and chanted boring and Melina broke the golden rule and hesitated for a second..
- Melina Perez said she wanted to make things clear than she never let Mick Foley touch her and he had a crush on her..
- Melina Perez said Foley prides himself on being a regular person and she would never associate with regular people!
- Melina Perez said she would never leave her man Johnny Nitro for a one-eared smelly muppet like Mick Foley!
- Johnny Nitro told Mick Foley to enjoy his 19th retirement and have fun writing his little blogs..
- Johnny Nitro closed by reminding everybody that he and Melina are the "hottest things on RAW"..
- RINGSIDE: Jim Ross acknowledged the release of Kurt Angle on WWE.com and hoped to see him back in WWE some day..
- WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Lita def Mickie James by cheating to retain..
- MAIN EVENT: DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels vs Mystery Opponents..
- Shane McMahon's hand-picked mystery opponents were Smackdown!'s Fit Finlay, William Regal & Mr. Ken Kennedy!
- The Smackdown! guys were doing well until Fit Finlay accidentally whacked William Regal with a steel chair!
- Triple H nailed William Regal with a sloppy pedigree and scored the pin to win but Shane McMahon came back out!
- Shane McMahon sent ECW World Champion The Big Show down to attack DX and the three Smackdown! guys joined in!
- Triple H & Shawn Michaels were destroyed and left laying when Vince McMahon walked down with a lead pipe!
- Vince McMahon viciously smashed Triple H in the head repeatedly until Triple H's forhead was sliced open..
- Vince McMahon then grabbed a TV camera and rammed Shawn Michaels in the head, busting him open as well!
- Vince McMahon wrapped the cable around Shawn Michaels' throat while Shane choked Triple H with the pipe!
- Vince McMahon booked a Hell in a Cell match at Unforgiven between DX and The McMahons & The Big Show!
- And that's a wrap folks..
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