WWE RAW RESULTS
May 1, 2006|
Announcers: Joey Styles (quits) & Jerry Lawler
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
- The Untouchables (Deuce & Domino w/Cherry) def Eddie Perez & Montel Montavious Porter in a dark match..
- Charlie Haas def Akio (Jimmy Yang)..
- The Big Show def Jon Moxley & Dick Rick in a Handicap match..
- Matt Striker def Brian Jennings..
- Viscera def Lance Cade by DQ (Cade used a chair)..
- KICKOFF: Vince McMahon + The Spirit Squad..
- Vince McMahon bragged about def eating God last night at Backlash and said he would be taking the night off tonight..
- Vince McMahon named all five members of the Spirit Squad at the substitute General Managers for one night only..
- The Spirit Squad booked Kenny Doane vs John Cena for the WWE title and a Divas Cheerleader Outfit match..
- DIVAS TAG TEAM CHEERLEADER MATCH: Torrie Wilson & Maria Kanellis def Mickie James & Victoria.
- The showed slow-motion footage of Trish Stratus dislocating her shoulder in her match with Mickie James at Backlash..
- Trish Stratus showed up with her arm in a sling and tripped Mickie James and held her foot while Maria pinned her!
- SIX MAN TAG: The Spirit Squad (Mikey & Johnny & Nicky) def The Odd Squad (Goldust & Snitsky & Eugene)..
- Vince McMahon was shown relaxing backstage getting willfully molested by "Playboy Covergirl" Candice Michelle..
- COMMERCIAL BREAK: Maria came out and did her Kiss Cam segment but Mickie James viciously assaulted her!
- INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Eugene..
- Eugene said his uncle Eric used to tell him to never quit, but then remembered Eric tried to make him quit all the time..
- Eugene said his uncle Eric was a jerk and bragged saying "at least I still have a job and you don't!"..
- Matt Striker attacked Eugene from behind with a big text book and left him laying unconcious on the floor..
- BACKSTAGE: Shawn Michaels & The Big Show & Charlie Haas + The Spirit Squad..
- They showed a video package praising Vince McMahon for def eating Shawn Michaels & God last night..
- The Spirit Squad ordered Shawn Michaels to be the referee in the next match -- Rob Conway vs Kane..
- Mitchell gave Shawn Michaels his special yellow referee shirt with the words "May 19" written all over it..
- MATCH: Kane def Rob Conway..
- Shawn Michaels was forced to wear a yellow referee shit with the words "May 19" written all over it!
- Before Kane could come down, Shawn Michaels whacked Rob Conway and put the yellow shirt onto him instead..
- Kane came down and noticed the writing on Rob Conway's shirt and destroyed him and tried to leave!
- Shawn Michaels yelled "May 19! May 19th! May 19th!" into the mic, bring Kane back to finish off Conway!
- SQUASH MATCH: Umaga destroyed Rory Fox..
- Armando Alejandro Estrada introduced "the man who took down the 16-time Champion" Ric Flair at Backlash - Umaga!
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & SuperSlut Candice Michelle + Triple H..
- Vince McMahon is writing his own scripts again and got to make out with Candice Michelle again..
- Triple H (with a massive scar on his head) interrupted and Vince offered to make Triple H the referee later..
- Triple H said if Kenny Doane wins the WWE title then he wants Kenny 1-on-1 next week for the WWE title..
- Vince McMahon got agressive and told Triple H not to tell him what to do or he'll never get a title shot..
- THE CUTTING EDGE: Edge w/Lita + Mick Foley..
- Edge quickly pointed out that John Cena pinned Triple H last night so he (Edge) can still lay claim to the WWE title..
- Edge then claimed that his WrestleMania match with Mick Foley was tarnished because Joey Styles was the announcer..
- Edge said he still stole the show at WrestleMania, then introduced the the "Former" Hardcore Legend Mick Foley!
- Mick Foley came out and said ever since WrestleMania he has thought about his Hardcore match with Edge 24/7..
- Mick Foley said that the more he watched the Tape, and searched his soul, he realized Edge was a tough S.O.B...
- Mick Foley extended his hand and shook Edge's hand and also shook Lita's hand and gave her a kiss on the cheek..
- Mick Foley said he finally got his "Final Defining Moment" at a WrestleMania and showed a clip of the Flaming Table..
- Mick Foley concentrated on a freeze frame of Edge looking traumatized and said that's what made it all worth it..
- Mick Foley said he wants to go through it all again, TONIGHT, and challenged Edge to a rematch in Columbus, Ohio!
- Edge said that he went through hell in a triple threat match last night but Mick Foley is on....... ON CRACK!
- Edge said he would face Mick Foley next week on RAW in any kind of match he wants..
- Mick Foley told Edge to think about it all week and "Try to have a Nice Day!"..
- IN THE RING: Chris Masters + Rob Van Dam + Shelton Benjamin + Carlito Cool..
- Chris Masters cut a promo on Carlito Cool and then issued a Masterlock Challenge to IC Champion Rob Van Dam..
- Chris Masters got the Masterlock on RVD and Shelton Benjamin showed up and punched away at RVD's face!
- Carlito Cool ran down with a chair and whacked Chris Masters and made the save for Rob Van Dam..
- Nicky Nemeth came out and ordered a tag team match to start right now...
- TAG MATCH: Rob Van Dam & Carlito Cool def Shelton Benjamin & Chris Masters..
- Midway through the match, Joey Styles got a note passed to him that said the Co-GMs Spirit Squad wanted to see him..
- Shelton Benjamin was going to use a steel chair, but Charlie Haas showed up and pulled it away from him!
- Carlito Cool capitolized on the distraction and scored the pinfall over Shelton Benjamin..
- BACKSTAGE: The Spirit Squad & Joey Styles..
- The Spirit Squad said Joey Styles had no spirit and had better show some spirit during Kenny's match later..
- The Spirit Squad said he Joey Styles doesn't do his job he will have to wear a cheerleader outfit next week..
- Editor's Note: It's funny the Squad is telling Joey Styles to do what Vince has ordered him not to do..
- RINGSIDE: Jerry Lawler & Joey Styles..
- Jerry Lawler got on the house microphone and teased Joey Styles about not having Spirit like he did with ECW..
- Joey Styles said if this was ECW, he wouldn't have to work with a hack like Jerry Lawler and shoved him!
- Joey Styles shoved Jerry Lawler again and then slapped his face! Lawler then pushed Styles onto the floor!
- Joey Styles got up and dusted himself off and walked out as the crowd chanted ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!
- Jerry Lawler apologized after the break saying he just wanted to have fun and asked Joey Styles to come back..
- Joey Styles came back to the stage and said six months ago WWE called him because they humiliated Jim Ross..
- Joey Styles said he gets lectured about the difference between pro-wrestling and sports entertainment..
- Joey Styles said he was told to ignore the wrestling holds and talk about the storylines going on..
- Joey Styles said that is insulting to the wrestlers, who work hard inside the ring to feed their families..
- Joey Styles complained about getting bumped off of WrestleMania and Backlash for Jim Ross to come back..
- Joey Styles said he used to call LIVE PPVs for ECW by himself and nobody has done that before or since..
- Joey Styles said he is sick of sports-entertainment and sick of Vince McMahon moching God..
- Joey Styles said he was also sick of the fans who buy into the sports entertainment circus..
- Joey Styles said he never needed this job and he doesn't want this job any more ---- I QUIT!
- Jerry Lawler called Joey Styles and idiot and sent him back to the bingo halls working for Paul Heyman..
- WWE TITLE MATCH: John Cena def Kenny Doane w/The Spirit Squad to retain..
- Referee Triple H stook back and let Kenny do whatever he wanted and even helped him a few times..
- Kenny actually bad-mouthed Triple H, so HHH gave him a Pedigree and said the hell with it and left!
- The Spirit Squad attacked John Cena as Triple H continued to walk out but bumped into Shawn Michaels..
- Shawn Michaels (wearing a referee shirt) stopped and looked at Triple H for a second and then hit the ring..
- Kenny Doane hit his top rope leg drop and went for the cover but Shawn Michaels refused to count..
- The Spirit Squad jumped into the ring and John Cena & Shawn Michaels cleaned house together..
- Shawn Michaels superkicked Johnny Jeter and John Cena hit the FU on Kenny for the 1-2-3!
- And that's a wrap folks..
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