WWE RAW RESULTS
March 13, 2006|
Announcers: Joey Styles & Jerry Lawler & The Coach
- INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS:
- Test def Val Venis in a dark match..
- Eugene Dinsmore def Lance Cade..
- Matt Striker def Chris Valenzuela..
- Viscera def Rob Conway..
- Chavo Guerrero def Tyson Tomko..
- IN THE RING: Vince McMcMahon & Shane McMahon + Shawn Michaels..
- Vince & Shane McMahon came out with a team of security and a doctor and bragged about what they did last week..
- Vince McMahon called out Shawn Michaels and forced him to take a public urine test (right there in the ring)..
- Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon made fun of the situation with "Just Say No To Drugs" speeches to the camera..
- Shawn Michaels peed in a cup while Vince McMahon warned that he'd be fired if he tested positive for any drugs..
- Vince McMahon said if Shawn Michaels is a junkie then he'd forfeit both his SNME match and WrestleMania match..
- Shawn Michaels said it was better to be pissed off, than pissed on, and threw the cup of urine onto the McMahons!
- Vince took a fit and booked a Texas Tornado Steel Cage match between Shawn Michaels & The Spirit Squad!
- WOMANS TITLE MATCH: Trish Stratus def Victoria w/Candice Michelle to retain..
- Candice Michelle distracted the referee and Victoria went for a backbreaker on Trish Stratus..
- Torrie Wilson showed up and kicked Victoria in the stomach and helped Trish Stratus win the match!
- Victoria got on the microphone and vowed to make Torrie Wilson pay for what she did!
- MATCH: Edge w/Lita def Goldust.....
- For some stupid reason, the host of Nashville Star "Cowboy Troy" was there and joined commentary..
- The Coach introduced a special moch video package covering all of Mick Foley's WrestleMania loses..
- Goldust was setting for Shattered Dreams but was distracted by Lita and Edge then speared Goldust!
- Edge w/Lita said he would be the star of WrestleMania and showed a 'trailor' featuring his WM highlights..
- Edge said that Mick Foley will just add to his legacy, and says he'll interview Mick Foley on SNME....
- BACKSTAGE: Maria Kanellis & Trish Stratus + Torrie Wilson..
- Maria Kanellis & Trish Stratus did a lame not-so-subtle infomercial for the Boflex Extreme 2 system..
- Trish Stratus then found Torrie Wilson laid out in her dressing room with Candice's Playboy on her chest..
- ANNOUNCEMENT: The legendary Verne Gagne will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame on April 1 in Chicago!
- IN THE RING: The Coach + Triple H + John Cena + Kane & The Big Show + Carlito & Chris Masters..
- Editor's Note: Apparantly Triple H is the only guy in WWE who actually has to sign contracts for matches..
- Triple H immediately praised John Cena for giving The Big Show an F-U last week saying he was impressed..
- Triple H cut a long boring slow-paced promo that put me to sleep but somehow made John Cena laugh.....
- Kane & The Big Show came out to the stage and Triple H got a sledgehammer out from under the table...
- Carlito Cool & Chris Masters attacked The Big Show & Kane from behind and started a huge brawl...
- Vince McMahon (who hasn't changed his urine-soaked shirt yet) came on the big screen and booked a 6-MAN!
- 4-on-1 TEXAS TORNADO CAGE MATCH: The Spirit Squad (Kenny, Johnny, Nicky & Mikey) def Shawn Michaels..
- Shawn Michaels put up a good fight for a few seconds but was quickly over-powered and dominated..
- Shawn Michaels took a beating and then miraculously fought back and took down all four Spirit Squad guys..
- Shawn Michaels tried to leave through the door but Mitch slammed the door on Shawn Michaels' face!
- Shane McMahon attacked Shawn Michaels and put one of the Squad members on Michaels for the 1-2-3..
- Shane McMahon releatedly launched Shawn Michaels into the Cage, busting Michaels' forehead open!
- Shawn McMahon ordered the Cage to be raised and then gave the bloody Shawn Michaels a Van-terminator!!
- Joey Styles (probably forced) had to say "I've seen this before but I've never seen it live!" -- which is SUCH BULLSHIT!..
- INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Trish Stratus + Mickie James..
- Trish Stratus said Torrie Wilson suffered a concussion and won't be able to compete at SNME this Saturday..
- Mickie James showed up and tried to make up with Trish Stratus and asked to be her partner at SNME..
- Mickie James said after they win their match they can go their seperate ways --- I promise :)
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon + Shane McMahon..
- Vince McMahon said he was bringing back a Kiss My Ass Club member to call Saturday Night's Main Event..
- Shane McMahon said if Jim Ross doesn't call his match right he'll leave him a bloody mess just like HBK..
- INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Shelton Benjamin def Rob Van Dam..
- Shelton Benjamin said his Mama wasn't there tonight because she was having heart surgery and blamed Ric Flair!
- Shelton Benjamin pinned Rob Van Dam while holding the ropes for leverage -- to retain his Intercontinental title..
- Ric Flair, who had joined commentary, jumped in the ring and tried to explain what happened to Rob Van Dam..
- MAIN EVENT: John Cena & Kane & The Big Show vs Triple H & Chris Masters & Carlito Cool..
- John Cena and Triple H were tagged in at the same time, but Triple H quickly tagged out to Carlito..
- The Big Show & Kane were going to finish off Triple H with a double choke slam from hell..
- Carlito Cool & Chris Masters whacked Kane & The Big Show with chairs and they all ran backstage..
- John Cena and Triple H circled eachother in the ring until SD!'s Randy Orton ran in and RKO'd John Cena!
- And that's a wrap folks..
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