WWE RAW RESULTS
August 8, 2005|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler & The Coach
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- The Damaja (Danny Basham) def Chris Cage in a dark match..
- Val Venis def Johnny Parisi (Johnny Swinger)..
- Tyson Tomko def J.P. Parsenage by knockout..
- Kerwin White cut a promo declaring himself the new "Great White Hope"..
- Rene Dupree def Matt Striker..
- EUGENE INVITATIONAL: Eugene Dinsmore w/Christy Hemme vs Kurt Angle..
- Eugene came out and danced around with Christy Hemme and took off his jacket revealing a Hulkamania T-shirt..
- Kurt Angle, who is a legitimate "hometown hero" this week, immediately interrupted and walked down to the ring..
- Kurt Angle argued with Eugene as the fans chanted "Eugene suck!" and they ignored it and continued as planned..
- Kurt Angle said he was "going to break your damn ankle!" and Eugene called him on saying a bad word!
- Kurt Angle attacked Eugene and the 3:00 Eugene challenge began..... until Kurt Angle got himself DQ'd..
- Kurt Angle got pissed off and continued to attack Eugene until Hulk Hogan walked down to make the save!
- Kurt Angle went after Hulk Hogan, but Hogan got the upper hand and disposed of Kurt Angle..
- Hulk Hogan then helped the star-struck Eugene up and celebrated and posed with him..
- MATCH: "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters def Shelton Benjamin by Masterlock Submission..
- INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & Kurt Angle..
- Dispite losing to Eugene, Kurt Angle was all smiles after coming out of Eric Bischoff's office..
- Kurt Angle says Eric Bischoff has signed a no time limit Eugene Invitational for Summerslam..
- INTERVIEW: Maria Kanellis & Rob "The Conman" Conway + Viscera..
- Rob Conway says he is 98% fat free and the whole world wants to be just like him..
- Viscera comes in and says Rob Conway does look good but he'll look better face down in the ring..
- PROMO: Edge & Lita..
- They showed the accumulating footage of Matt Hardy showing up week-after-week to attack Edge..
- Edge says that Vince McMahon's decision to rehire Matt Hardy was genius because it will make money..
- Edge says he says he'd glad Hardy is back because now he can assault Matt Hardy and it will all be legal..
- Edge says he is going to send the security away and invites Hardy to come in so they can go at it tonight!
- Edge says Matt Hardy was with Lita for 6 years but he never proposed so Matt should thank him for helping..
- Edge says he earned his main event stripes but Hardy made it because his girlfriend fell in love with a main eventer..
- MATCH: Rob "The Conman" Conway vs Viscera..
- Rob Conway kicked Viscera's knee, and his knee gave out later on and Conway scored the pin!
- MIXED TAG MATCH: The SuperHeros (Hurricane & Rosey & Super Stacy) vs The Heart Throbs (Antonio & Romeo & Victoria)..
- During the match, Victoria picked up Stacy and viciously rammed her against the guard rail on the floor..
- In the ring, The Heart Throbs won the match and left Victoria at ringside..
- HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho & Eric Bischoff + Chad Patton..
- Chris Jericho introduces the "greatest general manager ever" and his "personal friend" ... Eric Bischoff!
- Eric Bischoff says after Summerslam, the only thing John Cena will have left, is his music career..
- Chris Jericho showed a music video that he made featuring all of the abuse that he's inflicted on John Cena..
- Eric Bischoff calls down referee Chad Patton, who ruined their plans last week during the Cena vs Carlito match..
- Eric Bischoff showed footage of Chad Patton coming down and counting Carlito's shoulders down 1-2-3..
- Eric Bischoff slapped Chad Patton twice and demands an apology -- Chad Patton says he's sorry..
- Eric Bischoff punishes Chad Patton in a match after the commercial!
- MATCH: Chris Jericho vs Chad Patton..
- Eric Bischoff refereed the match in a suit, and Carlito Cool came down midway through the match..
- Chris Jericho tossed Chad Patton out of the ring and Carlito jumped on him and punched him repeatedly..
- Chad Patton was tapping out to the Walls of Jericho but Eric Bischoff refused to call for the bell..
- John Cena ran down and gave Carlito the FU and chased Chris Jericho and Eric Bischoff away..
- DIVASEARCH: The Coach & The Final Four (Ashley, Kristal, Leyla and Elisabeth)..
- The Coach says next week they will crown a winner of the DivaSearch 2005 competition..
- The Coach then announced that Kristal had been voted out and eliminated from the competition!
- The Coach says each had the chance to do something shocking under pressure to impress the voters..
- Ashley gave away her phone number, got a pie in the face and nearly said the F-word to Coach..
- Leyla held a big yellow sign over her body and got a pie in the face, but recovered and slapped Coach!
- Elisabeth talked smack about the others and got a pie in the face and stumbled over the rest of her promo..
- MATCH: Matt Hardy vs Gene Snitsky..
- Jerry Lawler says if you don't believe Matt Hardy's heart was broken you can go to his website and read about it!
- Matt Hardy won, but Edge ran down and viciously attacked Hardy until he was pulled off of him by referees..
- Matt Hardy was helped backstage, where he ran after Edge and brawled and yelled "You're dead, you bastard!"..
- Editor's Notes: Security guards this week included Indy stars Chris Hamrick, Scotty Sabre and Glenn Spectre..
- FEATURE: The played John Cena's new MUSIC VIDEO for the song called "Right Now"..
- IN THE RING: Jerry Lawler + Shawn Michaels + Hulk Hogan..
- Shawn Michaels thanks Hulk Hogan taking time off from his tour to grace us with his presense on RAW..
- Shawn Michaels says there is nothing about Hulk Hogan, or his life, that he desires..
- Jerry Lawler asked Hulk Hogan a question next, but Shawn Michaels cut him off and wouldn't let him talk..
- Shawn Michaels says he is the most "real" thing on TV and will kick Hogan's teeth in at Summerslam..
- Hulk Hogan said if he wanted to cast stones, all he'd have to do is call up Bret Hart..
- Hulk Hogan talked smack to Shawn Michaels and then asked "Whatcha gonna do.......... yada yada"..
- Shawn Michaels then superkicked Jerry Lawler and attacked Hulk Hogan and they fought back and forth..
- Hulk Hogan tossed Shawn Michaels out of the ring and taunted him and posed for the fans........
- BONUS MATCH: Hulk Hogan & John Cena & Batista def John Layfield & Shawn Michaels & Kurt Angle..
- And that's a wrap folks..
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