WWE RAW RESULTS
August 1, 2005|
Uncasville, Connecticut - Mohegan Sun
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler & The Coach
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- Garrison Cade & Trevor Rhodes def C.M. Punk & Chris Cage in a dark match..
- Viscera def Rene Dupree by DQ when Dupree pushed the referee..
- Tyson Tomko def ??????..
- Matt Stryker (NOT STRIKER) beat Johnny Parisi (aka Johnny Swinger)..
- The SuperHeroes (Hurricane & Rosey) def The Heart Throbs (Romeo & Antonio) to retain the Tag Team titles..
- IN THE RING: Chris Jericho + John Cena + Eric Bischoff..
- Chris Jericho says John Cena performance last week was not "Rap" it was "Crap"..
- Chris Jericho shows footage of himself refereeing the match last week where Carlito Cool pinned John Cena..
- Chris Jericho calls John Cena a brown-nosing thug and vows to tear him apart at Summerslam and win the WWE title!
- John Cena sprinted to the ring and brawled with Chris Jericho as Eric Bischoff ordered referees to pull them apart!
- Eric Bischoff appoints Chris Jericho as the special guest referee for the Cena vs Cool WWE title match tonight!
- TAG MATCH: The Big Show & Shelton Benjamin vs Chris Masters & Gene Snitsky..
- The Big Show & Shelton Benjamin win..
- EUGENE INVITATIONAL: Eugene Dinsmore w/Christy Hemme vs Tatanka w/Kurt Angle..
- Kurt Angle came out and Eugene mocked him by saying "What's your name and where are you from?"..
- Kurt Angle says he's Kurt Angle and he's from Pittsburgh, so Eugene says that he's not a hometown hero..
- Kurt Angle says there are no hometown heros on the Indian reservation of the Mohegan Sun Casino..
- Eugene was about to square off with Kurt Angle when 90s-legend Tatanka showed up to accept Eugene's challenge!
- Eugene got the anklelock on Tatanka when Kurt Angle attacked Eugene for the Disqualification..
- Tatanka came to Eugene's rescue and they knocked Kurt Angle out of the ring..
- INTERVIEW: Kurt Angle vows revenge on Eugene next week and break his ankle!
- BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho & Carlito Cool strategize over getting back at John Cena tonight..
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon + Matt Hardy..
- Vince McMahon says that this was the 636 edition of RAW, passing any program on TV in history (which is lie)..
- Vince McMahon says maybe he should thank the fans but instead he'll thank the only man responsible.. HIMSELF!
- Vince McMahon says one thing he can say for himself is that his ego never gets in the way of business decisions..
- Vince McMahon says it's good business to bring back guys who had stabbed him in the back in the past..
- Vince McMahon says it's good business to sign a son of a bitch like Eric Bischoff or revive ECW as a brand..
- Vince McMahon says he secretly signed a former WWE super star because it's good for business (teasing Lesnar)..
- Vince McMahon introduced the newest signee, who will face Edge at Summerslam ------ MATT HARDY!
- Matt Hardy says that Vince McMahon didn't bring him back to RAW, all of the fans did, and thanks them all..
- Matt Hardy says he had a 6-year relationship with Lita until he discovered she was having an affair with Edge..
- Matt Hardy says he was sent home to watch RAW and heard the fans chant "We Want Matt" and "You Screwed Matt"..
- Matt Hardy says Edge ruined his dream of having a family and came close to ruining his dream of being in WWE..
- Matt Hardy says Edge's personal life has become terrible, and says he will make it even more misable..
- Matt Hardy says the only thing that would upset him is if Edge was killed in a car accident before he could kill him..
- BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon & Kerwin White..
- Kerwin White bumps into Vince McMahon and asks him for tips on real estate in Greenwich, Connecticut..
- Vince McMahon says he has been a millionaire all his life and has lost touch with the middle-class people..
- MATCH: Rob "The Conman" Conway def Val Venis..
- SHAWN MICHAELS CAREER HIGHLIGHTS: Shawn Michaels..
- Shawn Michaels does a parody of Hulk Hogan appearing the Larry King Live basically saying "brother" a million times..
- Shawn Michaels then showed a special video package featuring many of his Career highlights in the WWE..
- Back on the Larry King Live set, Hulk Hogan (HBK) says after seeing that he's got some politicing to do..
- Shawn Michaels finished but knocking out Larry King and ripping off the Hulkster costume..
- Shawn Michaels asks Hulk Hogan "whatcha gonna do at Summerslam when reality kicks you in the face!"
- DIVASEARCH SEGMENT: The Coach & The DivaSearch Finalists..
- The Coach started off by announcing the Summer had been voted out and eliminated from the competition..
- The Coach brought the final four to the ring for this weeks challenge that will be hosted by Comedian Rob Schneider..
- Rob Schnieder says the competition would be a joust, and warns the divas not to get distracted by his "boner"..
- Leyla vs Ashley tied twice in a row before Ashley won the third attempt. | Elisabeth beat Kristal next..
- Elisabeth beat Ashley in the finals to earn immunity from being eliminated next week..
- Rob Schnieder says the winner also gets to do it with Duece Bigelow..
- WWE TITLE MATCH: John Cena vs Carlito Cool with Chris Jericho as guest referee..
- Eric Bischoff came down to ringside to keep an eye on the match, which has the deck stacked against Cena..
- Late in the match, John Cena had the match won, but Chris Jericho just stood there when Cena pinned Carlito..
- John Cena had had enough and attacked Chris Jericho and knocked him out of the ring!
- John Cena hit the FU on Carlito Cool and a second referee ran down to make the count!
- Chris Jericho continued to assault John Cena after the match and suplexed him on the floor..
- Chris Jericho then busted John Cena open by smacking him in the forehead with a television camera!
- Chris Jericho then tossed John Cena back into the ring and put the Walls of Jericho on him as blood poured from his head!
- BONUS DARK MATCH: John Cena & Batista def John Bradshaw Layfield & Kurt Angle..
- And that's a wrap folks..
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