WWE RAW RESULTS
July 11, 2005|
East Ruthorford, New Jersey
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler & The Coach
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- Axl Rotten & Balls Mahoney def Johnny Candido & Damian Adams -dark match-..
- The Hurricane & Rosey & Viscera def The Heart Throbs & Tyson Tomko..
- Victoria def Talia..
- Robert Conway def Mo Sexay..
- Rene Dupree def Val Venis..
- CARLITOS CABANA: Carlito Cool + Chris Jericho + Roddy Piper..
- Carlito Cool brags about being one of the biggest reasons that everybody watches Monday Night RAW..
- Carlito Cool introduces his guest, the man who shocked the world by superkicking Hulk Hogan --- Shawn Michaels!
- Chris Jericho came out instead, and he says that the Cabana was trumped by The Highlight Reel last week!
- Chris Jericho takes over the set and says that his guest on the Highlight Reel will be Shawn Michaels!
- Carlito Cool says that the Highlight Reel is old, just like Chris Jericho, and even calls him fat..
- Chris Jericho says Carlito doesn't dictate to him what is cool because he is Chris "Canadian Cool" Jericho!
- Roddy Piper came out to interrupt Carlito and Jericho from fighting over who will introduce Shawn Michaels!
- Roddy Piper takes exception to Chris Jericho calling the Highlight Reel the "original" deal..
- Roddy Piper says there can only be ONE original, and you're looking at him!
- Roddy Piper says Shawn Michaels will be in Piper's Pit before the end of the night!
- MATCH: "Masterpiece" Chris Masters vs Tajiri..
- Clips were shown of Tajiri spewing green mist in Chris Masters' eyes two weeks ago on RAW..
- Tajiri got a lot of offense but eventually submitted to the Masterlock challenge...........
- BACKSTAGE: Edge & Lita + Gene Snitsky..
- Edge & Lita were shown snuggling in their dressing room telling eachother how hot they look..
- Gene Snitsky entered the dressing room just as Edge & Lita were watching their wedding video..
- Edge, Lita & Snitsky all laughed about fooling everyone with the Matt Hardy tease......
- Edge says the night didn't end the way they wanted and says they know about Snitsky's foot fetish..
- Edge offered Gene Snitsky some 'time' with Lita's feet, if he can help him (Edge) beat Kane tonight..
- ANNOUNCEMENT: Clips were shown of Hell in a Cell and they said Triple H may not be back for a while..
- INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Carlito Cool vs Shelton Benjamin..
- Carlito Cool brough the IC belt into the ring, looking to get himself DQ'd but the referee took it away..
- Carlito Cool got thrown out of the ring, where he grabbed his belt and walked away getting himself counted out..
- IN THE RING: John Cena + Eric Bischoff + Chris Jericho..
- John Cena says Eric Bischoff has been telling him he's a disgrace to RAW and to the WWE championship..
- John Cena address Chris Jericho, saying Jericho seems to believe he can take the WWE title any time he wants..
- Eric Bischoff walked aggressively down to the ring and said he's the only one who can make WWE title matches..
- John Cena reminds Eric Bischoff that he's in Dirty Jersey (New Jersey) and warns Bischoff not to take "that tone"..
- Chris Jericho came out next but Eric Bischoff told him to stay on the stage while he makes an announcement..
- Eric Bischoff then announced John Cena vs Chris Jericho for Summerslam in a WWE title match.....
- Chris Jericho says John Cena is not championship material and calls him a THUG (they're playing that up)..
- John Cena says he wanted to settle it tonight but Chris Jericho decided to wait for his chance at Summerslam..
- John Cena then FU'd Eric Bischoff and said "Welcome to the NEW RAW... BITCH!"
- DIVA SEARCH: The Coach & Christy Hemme + Diva Search Finalists..
- Alexis, one of two finalists who actually have personality, was the first Diva to be eliminated..
- The Coach & Christy Hemmy announce that this week's competition will be a special talent contest..
- Ashley's talent was performing a monkey flip on Christy Hemme, who sold it for 2 seconds..
- Leyla's talent was doing a strip tease for Earl Hebner, only to give him a low blow from behind!
- Summer's talent was showing off some of her flexibility by doing backflips and splits in the ring..
- Kristal's talent was doing a self portrate by pouring paint down her front and laying on canvas..
- Elisabeth's talent was doing a strip tease as a police officer and handcuffing Christy and spanking her..
- Simona's talent was dressing up as Xena and waving a sword around The Coach's nether regions..
- Karen's talent was to tutor Christy Hemme in exotic chair dancing --- another stripe tease ORIGINAL!
- KURT ANGLE INVITATIONAL: Kurt Angle vs Matt Striker..
- Kurt Angle says since nobody could beat him on Smackdown!, he was going to give it a go on RAW..
- Matt Striker came down and said his name was Matt Martel but Kurt Angle recognized him as Matt Striker..
- Kurt Angle says Matt Striker was the guy in the news who got fired from teaching for being a wrestler..
- Kurt Angle says he beat him before when Striker said he was from Philadelphia -- saying he was a LIAR!
- Kurt Angle decided to give Striker, who is a very promising indy wrestler, a second chance....
- Kurt Angle took a tumble outside of the ring and hit his head with 45 seconds left....
- Kurt Angle crawled back in, where Striker low-blowed him, but Angle made him tap out with 1 second left!!!
- BACKSTAGE: Edge & Lita + ............... Matt "Freakin" Hardy!
- Edge & Lita were walking through the halls when Matt Hardy came out of nowhere and attacked them!
- One of the road agents chased Matt Hardy out the door (cut to commercial to make it feel unplanned)..
- GRUDGE MATCH: Kane vs Edge w/Lita..
- Kane got his hand around Lita's throat, but Gene Snitsky showed up and attacked Kane, causing a DQ..
- Kane brawled with Gene Snitsky through the crowd, but Matt Hardy snuck in through the opposite side..
- Matt Hardy attacked Edge in the ring, followed by a crew of security guards and brawled with Edge..
- Matt Hardy got the microphone and called Lita a whore and said he'd make Edge's life a living hell!
- Matt Hardy said that WWE could kiss his ass and even managed to blurt "ROH" before being cut off..
- Matt Hardy was tackled and handcuffed and dragged away from the ring saying "Screw WWE!"
- PIPERS PIT: "Rowdy" Roddy Piper & Shawn Michaels..
- Roddy Piper bluntly asks why Shawn Michaels took a cheap way out and blindsided Hulk Hogan last week..
- Shawn Michaels says he literally broke his back to give the fans something to remember....
- Shawn Michaels says nobody has created more RAW and PPV moments than The Heartbreak Kid..
- Shawn Michaels says nobody has left the fans with more Wrestlemania Moments or Impacted the industy as him..
- Shawn Michaels says he sacrificed himself to give the fans what they wanted -- One More Match for Hogan..
- Shawn Michaels says Hulk Hogan will indeed have One More Match, and it will be against HIM...
- Shawn Michaels issues a challenge to "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan for a match at Summerslam..
- Roddy Piper says HBK sounds like he's saying he made the fans, but the fans made Shawn Michaels!
- Roddy Piper remembers when Shawn Michaels was a youngster and kept asking Roddy Piper how to main event..
- Roddy Piper took off his jacket and called Shawn Michaels a coward, only to get superkicked by Michaels!
- Shawn Michaels starred down at Roddy Piper and quietly walked away....
- BONUS TAG MATCH: John Cena & Batista def Triple H & John Bradshaw Layfield..
- And that's a wrap folks..
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