WWE RAW RESULTS
May 16, 2005|
Omaha, Nebraska - Quest Center
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- Bobby "Blaster" Lashley def A Local Jobber -dark match-..
- Rob Conway def ???????..
- William Regal def Romeo Roselli..
- Val Venis def Sylvain Greiner..
- TAG MATCH: Chris Jericho & Shelton Benjamin vs Muhammad Hassan & Khosrow Daivari..
- Muhammad Hassan pinned Chris Jericho after smashing his face into the match..
- After the match, Chris Jericho walked away from the ring leaving Shelton Benjamin standing alone..
- BACKSTAGE: Chris Benoit & Tajiri + William Regal..
- Chris Benoit said he got a call from Paul Heyman asking him to appear on the ECW One Night Stand PPV..
- Chris Benoit challenged Tajiri (who also got the call) to an ECW-rules match TONIGHT!
- William Regal objected at first but then gave in and said it was okay..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & The Coach + Ric Flair + Batista..
- Ric Flair says Triple H is the franchise player on RAW but he has a huge ego and pleads for Bischoff to call him..
- Eric Bischoff says he is the General Manager of RAW and if Triple H wants to come back he's got to call him..
- Ric Flair, wearing a Triple H T-shirt, leaves the office and finds Batista getting a cup of coffee..
- Ric Flair says its all Batista's fault that Triple H is gone and that hurts the entire product..
- Batista says that it it not his fault, and he doesn't owe Triple H anything, but he does owe Flair a lot..
- Ric Flair says he respects Ric Flair but he's wrong, Triple H's leaving is NOT his fault..
- Batista lets out a weak "woooooooo" in tribute to Flair and Flair gleefully shows him how it's done..
- CHALLENGE MATCH: Ric Flair vs Christian w/Tyson Tomko..
- Ric Flair, with a small cut on his forehead, pinned Christian with his feet on the ropes!
- Christian attacked Ric Flair after the match and he and Tyson Tomko double teamed the Nature Boy!
- Batista's music hit and he came out to make the save and destroy Tyson Tomko in the process..
- Batista walks up to the stage and looked back at the ring making eye contact with Ric Flair..
- BACKSTAGE: Lita & Christy Hemme + Edge..
- Lita and Christy Hemme were giggling and talking about their tasks ahead of them tonight..
- Edge told Lita to tell Kane that what he did to HBK is nothing compared to what he'll do to Kane tonight!
- BACKSTAGE: Christian & Tyson Tomko + Maria..
- Christian complained about Batista butting his nose in their business when Maria approached him for an interview..
- Christian insulted Maria and said that it was NOT OVER..
- MASTERLOCK CHALLENGE: "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters vs Daniel Cross..
- Chris Masters pulled a fan out of the crowd for the Masterlock Challenge..
- Chris Masters destroyed the fan (Indy wrestler Daniel Cross) in a matter of seconds..
- Stevie Richards hit the ring in a rage and attacked Chris Masters and they brawled..
- Stevie Richards got a chair and Chris Master bailed quickly..
- BACKSTAGE: Edge & Kane..
- Edge was warming up for his match with Kane showed up and grabbed him by the throat..
- Kane says what happens in the ring is okay, but warns Edge to never talk to his wife ever again!
- ECW RULES MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Tajiri..
- They played ECW's old theme music before the match, inciting a huge "ECW" chant from the fans..
- Chris Benoit set up Tajiri on a table on the outside, and climbed up a ladder inside the ring..
- Suddenly, The Coach & Eric Bischoff came out and ordered Benoit off the ladder and ends the match..
- The fans let out the loudest boos of the year for any WWE program..
- Eric Bischoff says he won't allow ECW-rules matches because ECW is pure garbage!
- Eric Bischoff says he is banning ECW matches, ECW chants, ECW signs, and any discussion of ECW..
- Eric Bischoff adds that he is banning all his wrestlers from appearing on the ECW One Night Stand PPV..
- Eric Bischoff says he will take a group of RAW volunteers to One Night Stand to crash the party!
- LIGERIE PILLOW FIGHT: Christy Hemme def Candice Michelle..
- After this ridiculous waste of Televison time, Viscera came out wearing a huge suit and tie..
- IN THE RING: Viscera & Lillian Garcia..
- Viscera says that this Ligerie Pillow Fight was really turning "Big Vis" on..
- Christy Hemme & Candice Michelle bailed out of the ring and ran for cover..
- Viscera says the one thing that is really turning him on tonight is Lillian Garcia..
- Viscera then went out and kissed a girl in the front row (Indy valet Summer Rain) and stole her cotten candy..
- Viscera gave Lillian Garcia some cotten candy and said he would melt in her mouth just like that..
- Viscera got Lillian Garcia onto the bed and some music hit and he sang "Can't get enough of your love baby"..
- Viscera gave Lillian Garcia his room key and asked her to meet him in Room 469..
- BACKSTAGE: Kane & Lita (Kane says Edge won't bother Lita any more)..
- BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho & Shelton Benjamin..
- Shelton Benjamin asks Chris Jericho if he is alright after what happened earlier..
- Chris Jericho says losing a match isn't important when you have as much going on as he does..
- TAG TITLE MATCH: The SuperHeros (Hurricane & Rosey w/Stacy Keibler) vs Simon Dean & Maven..
- Stacy Keibler accompanied The SuperHeros to the ring wearing a super-sexy super-hero outfit..
- The SuperHeros won (and took Stacy Keibler back to Hurri-cave - says Jerry Lawler)..
- IN THE RING: Randy Orton + Vince McMahon..
- Randy Orton says everywhere he goes everyone's asking him if he wants to be drafted to Smackdown!..
- Randy Orton says he's sick of the questions, and explains that he cannot be drafted because he's injured..
- Randy Orton says The Undertaker will probably pull some strings in order to stay on Smackdown!..
- Randy Orton says he wants Batista to keep the title because when he comes back he'll go for the World title!
- Vince McMahon stomped to the ring and sized up Randy Orton and set the record straight once and for all..
- Vince McMahon comments how Randy Orton is looking skinnier since his surgury a looks like crap..
- Vince McMahon says that nobody is excempt from the draft, not the injured wrestlers and not even the champions..
- Vince McMahon announces that the draft will begin in three weeks from now, and will take place over a month..
- Vince McMahon says it may be Randy Orton's last time in a RAW ring so encourages him to take some time off..
- GOLDRUSH TOURNAMENT FINALS: Kane w/Lita vs Edge..
- Edge shoved Kane into the referee who was knocked out - Edge hit the spear but there was nobody to count..
- Edge got the briefcase, but Kane gave him the big boot and Lita grabbed the briefcase and kept it..
- Lita slipped the briefcase in to Edge and Kane came off the top rope as Edge WHACKED him in the face!
- Edge pinned Kane and celebrated with Lita in the ring and shared a sloppy kiss on the stage...
- BONUS MATCH: Batista def Christian w/Tyson Tomko..
- And that's a wrap folks..
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