WWE RAW RESULTS
August 16, 2004|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- Shelton Benjamin def Rory McAllister -dark match-..
- Maven def Wavell Starr..
- Rodney Mack def Val Venis..
- Chuck Palumbo def Rosey..
- IN THE RING: Randy Orton + Chris Benoit..
- Randy Orton is introduced to the crowd as the NEW World Heavyweight Champion! (won it last night at Summerslam)..
- Randy Orton comes out in Evolution heel-mode, but then changes his attitude and plays to the crowd as a babyface..
- Randy Orton says that everybody thought he was in over his head, and hadn't earned his stripes yet..
- Randy Orton says he survived the crossface, the sharpshooter, and six consequtive german suplexes!
- Randy Orton asks all the 24 year old men in the audience to stand up, and amazingly a lot of guys stand up..
- Randy Orton says that is what the 'average' 24 year old man looks like, and asks them to take their shirts off..
- Editor's Note: Very funny moment saw a bunch of rowdy 24 year old men take off their shirts hehhehe..
- Randy Orton says it's very disturbing that that is the average shape of the 24 year old man..
- Randy Orton brags about being better looking and just plain better than the average 24 year old man..
- Randy Orton shows a slick video package celebrating his rise to the World Heavyweight title..
- Randy Orton brags about being RANDY ORTON --- the youngest World Heavyweight champion ever..
- Chris Benoit came out next and says that Randy Orton's first title def ence will be against him!
- Randy Orton says he would gladly grant Chris Benoit a rematch in a few weeks..
- Chris Benoit says he won't wait a few weeks, or a week, or not even another day!
- Chris Benoit says the main event tonight will be the REMATCH!
- ALL OR NOTHING MATCH: Rhyno vs Sylvain Grenier..
- If Rhyno wins, he and Tajiri will get a tag team title shot at Unforgiven..
- If Sylvain Grenier wins, then Rhyno and Tajiri will never be in title contention ever again..
- Tajiri spewed green mist in Sylvain Grenier's eyes so that Rhyno could get the pin!
- VIDEO: Kane invites everyone to tune into RAW next week for his wedding to Lita..
- BACKSTAGE: Lita & Trish Stratus & Molly Holly & Gail Kim & Jazz + Victoria..
- Lita walked into the Divas dressing room to find the heel divas throwing her a bridal shower!
- Molly Holly says that since Lita likes to sleep around so much, she got Lita some birth control pills and condoms..
- Gail Kim got a her a framed photo of her first kiss with Kane, and a photo of the baby..
- Jazz gave her a vibrating box with a "big red machine" for the nights when Kane is on the road..
- Lita stormed out and Victoria confronted Trish Stratus and slapped her accross the face!
- DIVAS MATCH: Victoria vs Gail Kim..
- Victoria wins..
- Trish Strtaus came down for a brief brawl until Tyson Tomko held Victoria so Trish could smack her!
- Travis Tomko lifted Victoria up over his head, but the mystery 'woman' ran down and made the save..
- IC TITLE MATCH: Edge vs Kane..
- LIta was at ringside, and even grabbed Kane's leg at one point..
- Kane was about to finish Edge off when Matt Hardy came out and gave Kane a stunner and ran off!
- Edge hit the spear on Kane and got the pinfall to retain the IC title!
- IN THE RING: Kane & Lita..
- Kane says Lita wants him to be angry at what happened, but he says he isn't!
- Kane says he now understand what kind of relationship it will be, and he'll enjoy it!
- Kane says next week live on RAW they are going to get married and later that night they'll consumate the marriage..
- Lita slapped Kane accross the face -- and Kane says "Ohhhh yeah, that's the way I like it!!"
- WASTED AIRTIME: The Coach & the RAW DivaSearch Contestants..
- Each contestant had 20 seconds to say who they'd want to eliminate and why..
- The funny thing is, they all voted to eliminate Carmella, who has been a total bitch during the contest..
- Editor's Note: This was a total setup to eliminate and humiliate Carmella who no-showed SummerSlam..
- Dispite that, Michelle was voted off (by the idiot fans) the forth blonde in a row!
- MATCH: Batista w/Ric Flair vs Chris Jericho..
- Chris Jericho won by disqualification after Ric Flair interfered..
- Edge can down to make the save, but turned around and walked out on Jericho, like Jericho did last week to Edge!
- Batista hit Jericho with the sit-down powerbomb..
- BACKSTAGE: Randy Orton & Triple H..
- Triple H says he knows what its like to become Champion and think he'll lose it his first night in..
- Triple H gives Randy Orton a pep talk and says he will have no problem beating Chris Benoit again..
- Triple H says that Evolution is the Solution (catchy --- I smell a t-Shirt)..
- WORLD TITLE MATCH: Randy Orton vs Chris Benoit..
- Chris Benoit had the Crippler Crossface on Randy Orton when Evolution hit the ring!
- Chris Benoit got up and knocked Triple H, Ric Flair & Batista off the ring apron..
- Randy Orton surprised Chris Benoit with an RKO for the victory to retain the World Heavyweight title!!
- Batista lifted Randy Orton onto his shoulders as he held the World title belt over his head..
- Triple H looked up at Randy Orton with the thumbs up, but flipped it over to the THUMBS DOWN!!
- Batista then fell backwards and slammed Randy Orton to the mat flat on his back!
- Ric Flair & Batista held Randy Orton while Triple H slapped him and said "you're NOTHING without us!"
- Evolution continued the beat-down, concluding with Triple H hitting a pedigree on a bloody Randy Orton!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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