HEAT TAPINGS:
- The Hurricane & Rosey def ??? & David Heath (aka Gangrel)..
- Chuck Palumbo def Norman Smiley (tryout)..
- Gail Kim def Nidia..
- Val Venis def A-Train..
- La Resistance (Rob Conway & Sylvain Grenier) def Tajiri & Rhyno
IN THE RING: The Rock! + Randy Orton + Eric Bischoff + Edge..
- Finally..... The Rock, has come............................. HOME!
- The Rock points out his family sitting in the frong row, including his "fine ass wife!"..
- The Rock also points out All-Pro Linebacker Zack Thomas and Jayson Taylor of the Miami Dolphins..
- The Rock says he has another friend in the back, Eugene, and says he's going against Triple H tonight..
- The Rock calls out Eugene to talk to him about what Triple H is really like..
- Randy Orton comes out instead (I'm guessing they're planting the seed for a "Battle of the 3rd Generations"..
- Randy Orton says Triple H picked up Eugene at the hotel and is bringing him to the show personally..
- The Rock remembers when his dad, Rocky Johnson, whooped Bob Orton Jr's ass, & Peter Maivia whooped Bob Orton Sr!
- The Rock remembers when he and Randy Orton first met when they were kids, talking about "the gerbil"..
- The Rock says he told Bob Orton Jr that one day he would whoops his son's candy ass!
- Randy Orton declines the challenge, because he is wearing a suit, so he won't do it "today"..
- The Rock says it won't be TODAY, but it WILL BE TONIGHT!
- The Rock attacks Randy Orton and knocks him out of the ring..
- Eric Bischoff came out with some security guards and bans The Rock for putting his hands on a RAW SuperStar..
- The Rock walks out with the microphone and says now he knows why WCW went out of business..
- The Rock kept talking as he walked backstage and made wisecracks at Trish, Tyson, Jackie, Hurricane & Rosey..
- The Rock keeps walking around backstage and bumps into The Coach, and blew him off..
- The Rock garan-damn-tees that Eugene will whoops Triple H's candy ass later on..
- Randy Orton, still standing in the ring, demands that they turn the Rock's mic off and throw him out!
- The Rock says he is leaving and then counts 1....2.....3 just as Edge shows up and spears Randy Orton!!!
BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff + Chris Benoit..
- Eric Bischoff tells the head of security to make sure the Rock does not get back into the building..
- Chris Benoit enters and makes it known that he'll gladly give HHH a titleshot and pleads to leave Eugene out of it..
- Eric Bischoff suggests that Chris Benoit stay out of it... or else he'll throw him out of the building!
WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Trish Stratus w/Tyson Tomko vs Victoria..
- Victoria still has that crappy entrance music but has stopped performing that nerdy dance on the stage..
- Trish Stratus rolled up Victoria and pinned her while using the ropes for leverage!
- After, Trish Stratus attacked Victoria but some Man dressed as a Woman showed up and helped Victoria..
BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & William Regal..
- William Regal pleads with Eric Bischoff to change his mind about putting Eugene in a match against Triple H..
- Eric Bischoff says he can't fire Eugene, he has to quit, because he is "family"..
- Eric Bischoff says what better way to humiliate Eugene than foe his favorite wrestler beat him up!
- William Regal says he loves Eugene and won't let Eric Bischoff get away with this!
- Eric Bischoff relieves William Regal of his duties with Eugene and puts him back on the active rostor!
MATCH: William Regal vs Kane..
- William Regal put up a good fight at first but Kane turned the tables and left him laying..
- NO CONTEST..
BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Kane..
- Eric Bischoff says he knew he and Kane would come to an understanding..
- Eric Bischoff books Kane vs Chris Benoit for the World Heavyweight title next week..
- Kane says that is great, but as for tonight, Bischoff "ain't seen nothin' yet"..
TAG MATCH: Randy Orton & Batista vs Edge & Chris Jericho..
- Midway through the match, Chris Jericho took a shot to the head and was unconcious as they went to commercial..
- Several referees came down, and took Chris Jericho to the back, leaving Edge by himself against Evolution..
- Edge took a beating for a while, before taking the RKO from Randy Orton (Evolution WINS!)
BACKSTAGE: Stacy Keibler & Matt Hardy..
- Stacy Keibler congradulates Matt Hardy over Lita being pregnant, and offers to babysit for them!
- Matt Hardy says he's not nervous about the baby, but he is nervous about one thing, and shows her a RING!
- Stacy Keibler promises to keep the secret..
PARKING LOT: Eugene Dinsmore & Ric Flair & Triple H..
- A stretch limosine pulls up and Eugene gets out with Ric Flair & Triple H right behind him..
- Triple H says he has another surprise for Eugene, he gets to dress in Evolution's dressing room!
IN THE RING: Matt Hardy + Lita + Kane (on screen)..
- Matt Hardy comes out and calls out the "mother of his future child" --- Lita!
- Matt Hardy says he has been the happiest person in the world since he learned he was going to be a father..
- Matt Hardy gets down on one knee and prepares to propose to Lita in the middle of the ring..
- Kane comes up on the big screen and says Lita's baby isn't Matt's ------ it's his!
- Matt Hardy calls Kane a liar and demands that he come out so he can ruin his life!
- Kane says if Matt doesn't believe him, then why doesn't he just ask Lita himself..
- Matt Hardy turns around and finds Lita crying, and then he starts to freak out and cry himself..
BACKSTAGE: Matt Hardy & Lita..
- Lita explains to Matt that she slept with Kane to "protect" him..
- Lita says they weren't even back together yet, and adds that the baby MIGHT be his..
BACKSTAGE: Eugene Dinsmore & Evolution + Eric Bischoff..
- Evolution surrounds Eugene and Triple H says to remember that "friends don't hurt eachother"..
- Eugene asks where William Regal is, because he always likes to go out to the ring with him..
- Eric Bischoff enters the room, and Triple H yells at him saying he isn't going to go out to beat up Eugene..
- Triple H tells Eugene to go get ready, and as he leaves the room, Evolution & Bischoff break out in laughter!
MAIN EVENT: Eugene Dinsmore vs Triple H..
- Midway through the match, Triple H complains that Eugene hurt his arm..
- Eugene starts to apologize to Triple H, who hauls off and knocks Eugene down with a punch to the face!
- Triple H begins to methodically beat down Eugene for several minutes..
- Eugene eventually fought back and ht a Rock Bottom, followed by a People's Elbow..
- Ric Flair got up on the apron, and Eugene mocked him by doing the Flair strut..
- Ric Flair tried to punch Eugene, but he blocked it and punched out Flair!
- Triple H then hit a Pedigree on Eugene in the middle of the ring and went for a cover..
- Eric Bischoff comes out and says he doesn't want HHH to beat Eugene, he wants him to beat the hell out of Eugene..
- Triple H leaves the ring and brings a chair back with him to use on Eugene..
- Chris Benoit runs down to save Eugene, going after HHH, then Batista & Randy Orton with a chair!
- Chris Benoit accidentally swung the chair and knocked Eugene out cold with one shot!
- Triple H snuck up behind Chris Benoit and give him a low blow and a Pedigree!
- NO CONTEST..
And that's a wrap folks...

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