WWE RAW RESULTS
March 8, 2004|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- Kenzo Suzuki def Nick Dinsmore (dark match)..
- Travis Tomko & Kevin Fertig def Horshu & Mike Mayo (indy wrestler Mike Kruel)..
- Rico def John Romero..
- Val Venis def Ken Phoenix..
- Spike Dudley def Lance Storm..
- IN THE RING: Kane..
- The show starts with the sight of a casket covered in dirt surrounded in smoke with a grogorian chant playing..
- Backstage, Kane watches nervously on a Monitor and walks out to the ring to face his fear..
- Kane gets in the ring and knocks the casket over, finding an urn inside..
- Kane then destroys the casket, picking it up in pieces and throwing it to the outside!
- Kane gets the microphone says that he's not afraid of Undertaker's "messege from beyond"..
- Kane says it will take more than an urn to intimidate him, and beat him at Wrestlemania XX..
- Kane says that Undertaker's legacy, un def streak at Wrestlemania, and life will all come to an end!
- Suddenly the ring begins to elevate and rock back and forth with Kane standing in the middle!!!
- 8-MAN TAG: The Dudleyz & Booker/RVD vs La Resistance & Garrison Cade/Mark Jindrak..
- After some chaos, Mark Jindrak pinned Booker T to score an upset victory..
- La Resistance & Cade/Jindrak fight after the match over who takes credit for the win..
- BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho + Christian..
- Chris Jericho is talking on the phone to Trish Stratus, and he was about to tell her that he loves her..
- Christian sneaks up behind Chris Jericho and attacks him and picks up the phone..
- Christian says that he's left Jericho flat on his back, a position Trish is familiar with..
- Christian bolted out of the arena and sped off in a vehicle..
- INTERVIEW: Todd Grishem & Booker T & Rob Van Dam..
- Booker T says nothing will stop he and RVD from retaining their titles in Madision Square Garden..
- BACKSTAGE: The Rock + The Hurricane & Rosey + The Coach..
- The Rock bumps into The Hurricane & Rosey backstage and says the got a lot of nerve showing up tonight..
- The Hurricane remembers the last time they met up, the Hurricane def the Rock..
- The Hurricane & Rosey say they went to see a preview of "Walking Tall" and thought it was very good..
- Rosey admits that he got lost in the theatre and actually saw "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen"..
- The Hurricane looks at The Rock's new image and says he reminds him of someone else on RAW..
- Jonathan Coachman shows up and mocks The Rock for copying his "look"..
- The Rock gets on The Coach's case about constantly kissing up to General Manager Eric Bischoff..
- The Rock gives The Hurricane & Rosey a pep talk before their match against Evolution..
- HANDICAP MATCH: Evolution (Randy Orton/Batista/Ric Flair) vs The Hurricane & Rosey..
- Evolution dominates Hurricane/Rosey for the win, and beats them up some more after the match..
- Randy Orton gets on the mic and tells Mick Foley & The Rock that THIS is their lives!
- MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Matt Hardy..
- IN RING INTERVIEW: Jim Ross & Chris Benoit + Shawn Michaels + Triple H..
- Chris Benoit says he'll step into the ring two of the greatest, and step out with the World title..
- Editor's Note: Just when you thought they'd allow Chris Benoit to get a little steam going before the PPV..
- Shawn Michaels walks down and says he appreciates that Chris Benoit will try to achieve a lifelong dream..
- Shawn Michaels says, however, he intends to end a lifelong grudge with Triple H and walk out with the title!
- Chris Benoit says the one thing they both share is that they are both passionate about HHH not winning..
- Shawn Michales looks Chris Benoit in the eye and wishes him luck, then shakes Chris Benoit's hand.
- Triple H came out to the stage and mocked Benoit & Michaels for being all "buddy buddy"..
- Triple H complains about def ending the title agianst two men in one night (last week he said he was okay with it)
- Triple H expresses his worry that Benoit & Michaels could form a pact and cost him the title!
- Triple H says that the one thing holding a pact back, is the two egos involved (pot calling the kettle black)
- Triple H says that their egos are all he'll need to come out of Wrestlemania as the champion..
- Editor's Note: Benoit gets 25 seconds, Michaels gets 1min 25 seconds, Triple H gets 5min 25 seconds..
- BACKSTAGE: Mick Foley & Spike Dudley..
- Mick Foley says he got goosebumps last week when the Rock showed up..
- Mick Foley jokes that he's nervous about tonight because he's got a few skeletons in his closet..
- DIVAS MATCH: Lita vs Molly Holly..
- Molly Holly pins Lita with a rollup using the ropes for leverage..
- Molly continues to attack Lita after the match until Victoria runs down to mak ethe big save!
- IN THE RING: Sherrif Steve Austin..
- A lenthy video package is shown about the Goldberg/Lesnar/Austin situation over the last two months..
- Steve Austin says ever since he agreed to a referee at Wrestlemania, Brock Lesnar has been a thorn in his side!
- Steve Austin says if either Brock Lesnar or Bill Goldberg break the rules, they'll get a knuckle sandwich!
- Steve Austin says since Brock Lesnar stole his four-wheeler, he'll show up on Smackdown! and take it back!
- MATCH: Chris Jericho vs Stevie Richards..
- Jericho was attempting to put the Walls of Jericho on Richards, when Trish Stratus' music played..
- Christian instead came out and distracted Jericho long enough for Richards to pin him for the win!
- Christian took off and Chris Jericho took out his aggressions by beating on Stevie Richards..
- BACKSTAGE Stacy Keibler (Slut) & Miss Jackie (Slut) + Johnny Spade + Eric Bischoff..
- Stacy & Jackie randomly talk about their Playboy Evening Gown Match against Sable & Torrie..
- Johnny Blaze (John Hennigan) walks in and calls himself "Johnny Spade" (who is another OVW wrestler)
- Johnny Blaze offers his services to Stacy & Jackie, stating that their match at WMXX is important to RAW..
- Stacy & Jackie leave, Eric Bischoff shows up and says that Johnny was made for this sort of thing..
- Editor's Note: Jim Ross called him Johnny Spade too, so I guess the real Johnny Spade is out of a gimmick..
- MICK FOLEY THIS IS YOUR LIFE: The Rock & Mick Foley + Evolution..
- The Rock comes out and does his "Finally the Rock has come back to Bridgeport" speech..
- Mick Foley comes out next to chants of "Foley! Foley! Foley!" and shakes the Rock's hand..
- The Rock greets Mick Foley and says "This..... if your life!" as confetti falls from the ceiling..
- The Rock shows a short clip of Mick Foley jumping off the roof of a house onto his opponent..
- The Rock introduces the woman who owned the house Mick jumped off of, Doris Snyder..
- Mick Foley says the kids used to line up at Mrs. Snyder's door for some mouth watering pie!
- The Rock goes nuts misunderstanding what kind of "pie" Mrs. Snyder was serving up..
- Mrs. Snyder says she's not serving pie any more, but she's keeping her backdoor open for some stroodle!
- The Rock talks about Mick Foley hitchhiking for five hours to Madison Square Garden to watch Jimmy Snuka!
- The Rock introduces WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, who comes out and gives Mick Foley a hug!
- Mick Foley says if it wasn't for Jimmy Snuka, he wouldn't be standing in a ring today..
- Mick Foley says his life changed when he watched Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka anialate Don Muraco!
- Mick Foley invites Jimmy Snuka to be in attendance at Wrestlemania XX when he and Rock beat Evolution!
- The Rock catches Mrs. Snyder looking at Jimmy Snuka's behind and Snuka proclaimes that "The Superfly LOVES Pie!"..
- The Rock sends Jimmy Snuka & Mrs. Snyder away for a night on the town..
- The Rock talks about Mick Foley's first book, and introduces the first writer to critic the book!
- Mick Foley says that this man gave the Book a horrible review, and would rather kick his ass!
- The Rock says that this man represents all the people who told Mick Foley that he wouldn't make it..
- The Rock says this was his way of showing that all of those critics were WRONG!
- The critic (Bob) says if The Rock showed this much passion in "Walking Tall" it wouldn't be "walking crap"..
- Mick Foley pulls Mr. Socko out and sneaks up behind "Bob" and sticks it down his throat!!!!
- Batista hit the ring and tossed the Rock out of the ring, and Ric Flair & Randy Orton went after Mick Foley!
- Evolution continued to beat on Mick Foley, before the Rock got up to help out..
- Evolution kept up the fight though and took down the Rock as well with a Batista-powerbomb!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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