WWE RAW RESULTS
January 5, 2004|
Memphis, Tennessee - The Pyramid
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- Rico w/Miss Jackie def John Heidenreich (dark match)..
- Randy Orton def Val Venis..
- Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak def Matt Cappotelli & John Hennigan..
- Matt Hardy def Lance Storm..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Jonathan Coachman + Theodore Long & Mark Henry..
- Eric Bischoff stresses out about the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin to RAW under his own conditions..
- Theodore Long & Mark Henry comes in and says they want to cash in their 'Survivor Series favour'..
- Theodore Long says Mark Henry wants Theodore Long to be General Manager for the night!
- Eric Bischoff briefly protests, but then grants his wish and clears out of the office of the GM..
- IN THE RING: Theodore Long + Jerry Lawler + Randy Orton..
- Theodore Long insults the Memphis population..
- Jerry "The King" Lawler gets out of his seat, and says that Memphis is his hometown..
- Jerry Lawler goes to the ring to def end Memphis, but Randy Orton appears and RKO's Jerry Lawler cold!
- BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Randy Orton + Mark Henry + "Sherriff" Steve Austin..
- Randy Orton tells Theodore Long to wait and see what he has in store for Mick Foley later..
- Mark Henry shows up and tells Theodore Long that he wants an Intercontinental title match tonight!
- Steve Austin shows up and proclaims that he is the LAW, and rules that RVD is more deserving of an IC title shot..
- Steve Austin says he's a fair man, and sets up Rob Van Dam vs Mark Henry with the winner getting a title shot next week..
- IN THE ARENA: Jim Ross & Jonathan Coachman..
- The Coach pulls up his LSU lawn chair to the announce table to replace Jerry Lawler on commentary..
- MATCH: Rene Dupre w/Rob Conway vs Spike Dudley..
- Clips are shown from four months ago when La Resistance botched a powerbomb on Spike nearly ending his career..
- Spike Dudley picks up the suprise upset victory pinning Rene Dupre and celebrating with his Dudley brotherz..
- Ric Flair & Batista appear out of nowhere and attack all three Dudleyz!
- BACKSTAGE: Christian & Chris Jericho..
- Christian says that they were a great tag team and even better friends and he is sorry for his behavior..
- Christian & Jericho remember all the good times they had, including TLC and eliminating HBK from last years Royal Rumble..
- Christian recalls when the Dudleyz stole their clothes and found Jericho's jar of ass cream..
- Christian says that Theodore Long has given them a tag match NEXT!
- IN THE ARENA: Jim Ross & The Coach + Jerry Lawler + Theodore Long..
- Jerry Lawler comes back out and tries to kick The Coach out of his spot..
- Theodore Long comes out and says The Coach will stay and do his job so now we have a 3-man crew..
- TAG MATCH: Chris Jericho & Christian vs The Hurricane & Rosey..
- Christian pins Rosey to win a match that was overshodowed by the 3 bitches doing commentary..
- MATCH: Steven Richards w/Victoria vs Test..
- Steven Richards gets the upset victory with a rollup on Test!
- After the match, Test took his anger out on Victoria with a big boot to the face!
- Steven Richards snaps and pounds Test into oblivion before getting pulled off by a fleet of referees..
- IN THE RING: "Sherriff" Steve Austin + Triple H + Shawn Michaels..
- Steve Austin says there's a new sherriff in town and his name is Sherriff Stone Cold Steve Austin..
- Steve Austin announces that Shawn Michaels will get his rematch against Triple H at the Royal Rumble..
- Triple H's music hits and out goes the World Champion, dragging his title belt behind him (how proud)..
- Triple H says that the ads are true, Alcohol DOES Kill Braincells, cause Steve Austin has lost it!
- Triple H, chewing a big wad of gum, which doesn't come accross well on TV, makes fun of Austin's sherriff badge..
- The Coach chuckles constantly on commentary and completely ruins yet another segment on RAW..
- Steve Austin says that badge mades he is in charge on RAW, and will stripe Triple H of his title if he sees fit..
- Steve Austin says he will uphold Stone Cold's LAW and make Triple H's life a living hell if he has to..
- Steve Austin says Shawn Michaels whipped Triple H's ass and he can't wait to see him kick it again!
- Shawn Michaels shows up and says that HHH has proved that he's the best, but wants to see him prove it once more..
- Steve Austin makes the match official for the Royal Rumble, and adds that it will be a "Last Man Standing" match!
- Triple H then attacked and pedigreed Shawn Michaels in the middle of the ring!
- WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Molly Holly vs Victoria..
- Molly Holly says that since Victoria cannot compete tonight, then she declares herself the winner by forfiet..
- Theodore Long comes up on the big screen and says he loves to watch a couple of white girls beat eachother up!
- NON (WOMANS) TITLE MATCH: Molly Holly vs Trish Stratus..
- The Coach talks about how all the divas have a thing for him and completely ruins the Woman's match..
- The match ended when Jazz ran down and pushed Trish Stratus off the top rope and detroyed her!
- Jazz & Molly Holly double teamed Trish Stratus until Jazz turned on Molly and tossed her out of the ring!
- Jazz then assulted Trish Stratus some more until Chris Jericho ran down to make the save!
- Chris Jericho helped Trish Stratus to her feet, where she pushed him away and walked off..
- #1 CONTENDERS MATCH: Rob Van Dam vs Mark Henry w/Theodore Long..
- RVD dove off the ring apron and Mark Henry smashed him over the head with a steel chair!
- Lilian Garcia announces that Rob Van Dam wins by DQ, but Theodore Long says the match is a NO DQ match!
- Theodore Long says he makes the rules cause he's the GM for tonight, and orders the referee to restart the match!
- Steve Austin comes out with a four-wheeler and chased Theodore Long around the ring as the crowd went NUTS!
- The match is restarted, and ended when Rob Van Dam hit a five-star-frog splash..
- Rob Van Dam wins an IC title shot against Randy Orton next week!
- Theodore Long ran down the ramp again, still being chased by Stone Cold Steve Austin!
- Theodore Long got into the ring and begged on his knees for Steve Austin not to hurt him..
- Steve Austin shook Theodore Long's hand and delivered a Stunner in the middle of the ring!
- Steve Austin asks for a few beers, and shares with Rob Van Dam for a mini-beer bash..
- BACKSTAGE: Chris Jericho & Mae Young..
- Chris Jericho enters Trish Stratus' dressing room and finds her in the shower, but keeps talking anyway..
- Chris Jericho says that he really felt things for Trish and was a total jerk, but wants to be a part of her life..
- Chris Jericho says he doesn't blame Trish Stratus if she doesn't wanna talk any more but he had to say that..
- Mae Young steps out of the shower and says she didn't know he felt that way about her!
- Mae Young opens her towel and shows Chris Jericho her puppies!!!!
- IN THE RING: Kane + Booker T..
- The Coach, sitting with his feet on the announce table, falls out of his chair when Kane's pyro hits!
- Kane says that he has never won the Royal Rumble and that angers him because he should have won them all!
- Kane says he was always worried about being cheered by the fans, so now he has an advantage..
- Kane says he should have won last year, but he made a mistake by trusting The Undertaker (who eliminated him)..
- Kane says that won't happen again, because he buried the Undertaker alive (at Survivor Series)..
- Kane says Booker T stole his title shot at last years Wrestlemania, and made a statement last week!
- Booker T then hit the ring and went head-to-head with Kane and fought back and forth..
- Booker T knocked Kane out of the ring with a Yakuza kick and says he'll eliminate Kane from the Rumble and win it!
- BACKSTAGE: The Dudley Boyz..
- The Dudley Boyz, still hurting from the assult earlier by Ric Flair & Batista, prepare for their match..
- TAG TITLE MATCH: Ric Flair & Batista vs The Dudley Boyz..
- Late in the match, the Dudleyz nailed Ric Flair with the Dudley Death Drop..
- Triple H ran down and distracted the referee while Batista gave DVon a power-bomb..
- Ric Flair rolled over and drapped his hand over DVon to score the pinfall to retain the Tag titles!
- Triple H came in to try to help Ric Flair up..
- Shawn Michaels entered the ring and superkicked Triple H knocking him out cold!!!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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