WWE RAW RESULTS
September 8, 2003|
Huntsville, Alabama - Von Braun Center
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- ??? & ??? def Travis Tomko & Poker Face..
- Christian def Val Venis to retain the IC title..
- Maven def a local guy..
- Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak def Alan Steel & ???..
- CAGE MATCH: Kane vs Rob Van Dam..
- Kane repeatedly rammed Rob Van Dam into the cage, until RVD actually fell through to the floor!
- Eric Bischoff came out and restarted the match, saying RVD didn't escape through the door or climb out..
- Eric Bischoff ordered the referees to put Rob Van Dam's body back inside the cage..
- Kane eventually hit a chokeslam from the side of the cage to pick up the victory!
- Rob Van Dam was stretchered out of the cage after the match..
- ON STAGE: Eric Bischoff..
- Eric Bischoff comes out and announces Kane vs Shane McMahon for Unforgiven..
- Eric Bischoff changes "JR vs Coach" to JR & Jerry Lawler vs The Coach & Al Snow for Unforgiven..
- Eric Bischoff says that whoever wins that match, will be the RAW broadcast team from now on..
- Eric Bischoff says since Goldberg will be retired after Unforgiven, he wants to get his money out of him first!
- Eric Bischoff announces Bill Goldberg vs Triple H with 'suprise tag team partners'..
- BACKSTAGE: Goldust & Lance Storm..
- Lance Storm is nervous about his in-ring redebut tonight..
- Lance Storm said he was afraid the fans would still chant "boring" at him..
- Goldust gave him a short pep-talk and sent him towards the ring..
- MATCH: Lance Storm w/Goldust vs Rico w/Jackie Gayda..
- Rico gets on the mic and said that everybody know Lance Storm is "boring"..
- Lance Storm smacks Rico, sending him outside the ring..
- Goldust gets the microphone and starts a "Rico sucks!" chant around the arena!!
- Lance Storm ended up winning the match with a nice springboard missile dropkick..
- Lance Storm bounced around the ring in celebration (showing charisma)..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Triple H..
- Triple H asks Eric Bischoff who his 'suprise partner' will be later tonight..
- Eric Bischoff said if he told him, it wouldn't be much of a suprise..
- Triple H says he hopes that it's the kind of suprise that makes him happy, otherwise Bischoff won't be happy..
- Triple H says he was hoping Eric Bischoff could avoid this 'anger' stuff..
- Triple H says he just doesn't want the wrong person to get hurt, and taps Bischoff on the back..
- DIVAS TAG MATCH: Trish Stratus & Jacqueline vs Gail Kim & Molly Holly..
- Gail Kim & Molly Holly brutally tossed Trish Stratus over the top rope to the floor..
- Molly Holly threw Trish Stratus back into the ring, where she was pinned..
- Molly Holly & Gail Kim took Trish Stratus down with a double DDT after the match!
- STATE OF RAW ADDRESS: Stone Cold Steve Austin + Christian + Chris Jericho..
- Steve Austin came to the ring, which was covered with a red carpet and a podium..
- Steve Austin picked up the podium and sent it flying over the top rope, saying he didn't need it..
- Steve Austin says that if Triple H gets himself disqualified or counted out at Unforgiven, he'll lose his title!
- Steve Austin address' all the recent actions of Kane (JR burning, Linda tombstone, Shane's testicles)..
- Steve Austin said he met with his (liquer) cabinit over the weekend and made a decision..
- Steve Austin said that the fact that he can't free whoop a man's ass when he wants, absolutely sucks!
- Steve Austin asks if the fans think Stone Cold Steve Austin should be able to whoop ass when he sees fit?
- Intercontinental Champion, Christian, came out and interupted Steve Austin for the second week in a row!
- Christian says what sucks is that he's the Intercontinental Champion, and not getting any respect..
- Christian says that he wants his own Talk Show on RAW -- replacing the Highlight Reel..
- Chris Jericho makes his way to the ring and attacks Christian -- turning him face suddenly..
- Chris Jericho threw Christian out of the ring..
- Chris Jericho says that Steve Austin is just a bully, who got a little power and went out of control..
- Chris Jericho says that Steve Austin is a failure as a GM and a failure as a human being..
- Chris Jericho says he wants to see Steve Austin get fired..
- Chris Jericho says that Steve Austin can't cancel the Highlight Reel..
- Steve Austin cuts him off and says he likes the Highlight Reel, and isn't cancelling it..
- Steve Austin asks Y2J if he wants to whine and bitch or if he wants to drink beer with him?
- Chris Jericho says he's not a "stupid moronic redneck from the south" --- que the boos from the sheep..
- Chris Jericho says that Steve Austin can't lay a hand on him unless he is physically provolked..
- Chris Jericho agrees to drink beer with General Manager Steve Austin..
- Steve Austin calls for a couple of Miller Lights and thros one to Y2J, who drops it..
- Steve Austin improvises and gently tosses two more beers towards Chris Jericho..
- Chris Jericho drink, and gives Steve Austin a few pats on the back (consider yourself physically provolked)..
- Steve Austin kicked Chris Jericho in the gut and delivered a Stone Cold Stunner!!!
- 10-MAN TAG: Dupree/Grenier/Conway/Mack/Henry vs Hurricane/Rosey/Bubba/DVon/Spike..
- Big Brawl to start the match with the faces cleaning house of the heels..
- Total confusion (but organized) with Spike chasing Sylvian Grenier up the ramp with the French Flag..
- Mark Henry pinned Bubba Dudley after a front slam in the ring..
- Sylvian Grenier came back and whacked all three Dudleyz with the championship belt..
- La Resistance double chokeslammed Spike Dudley over the top rope, but his legs hit the ropes..
- ~~~Spike Dudley missed the table, and landed on the back of his neck in a SICK SICK bump..
- La Resistance then put Hurricane through the table for good measure..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Al Snow & Jonathan Coachman + Gail Kim..
- Al Snow & The Coach are making fun of Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler's commentating..
- Eric Bischoff sets up a tables match between The Dudley Boyz and La Reistance & Rob Conway..
- Gail Kim enters and asks to talk to Eric Bischoff alone..
- Gail Kim takes off her rope and sits on Eric Bischoff's lap and caresses him..
- Editor's Note: Huuuuuuuuuuuhhhh???????
- INTERVIEW: Terri & Triple H..
- Triple H says that Goldberg is like a can of YJStinger -- a well marketed product..
- Triple H says that the only difference is that YJStinger lives up to the hype..
- Triple H says he's going to leave Bill Goldberg a bloody mess tonight..
- INTERVIEW: Jim Ross & Shane McMahon + Eric Bischoff..
- Shane McMahon (from WWE offices in Stamford, CT) talks about his Unforgiven match with Kane..
- Eric Bischoff cuts into the interview and says that this match can't just be a regular match..
- Eric Bischoff makes it a "Last Man Standing" match..
- Shen McMahon responds by saying "Screw You Eric..."
- Eric Bischoff says "No.. Shane... I just screwed YOU...."
- BACKSTAGE: Molly Holly & Gail Kim..
- Gail Kim says "it was much quicker than she thought" --- I guess in reference to her meeting with Bischoff..
- MATCH: Scott Steiner vs Stevie Richards w/Victoria..
- Test & Stacy Keibler were standing around ringside watching the match..
- Victoria got involved, Scott Steiner pulled her in the ring, Test ran in and hit Steiner..
- Scott Steiner made a comeback and won the match ----- who is booking this angle?
- Scott Steiner says it's obvious to everybody that Stacy doesn't want to be with Test..
- Scott Steiner challanges Test to a match at Unforgiven for Stacy Keibler (whoa -- dejavu)..
- Test accepts the challange but only if Scott Steiner's services are also on the line..
- Test says that after he wins, he'll make Scott Steiner "watch" -- and then make him his little bitch!
- UNDESERVING CAMERA TIME: Jonathan Coachman & Al Snow + Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler..
- The Coach sarcastically comments on his tag team match against Jerry Lawler & Jim Ross..
- The Coach makes a few suggestions on what kind of jobs Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler could do after Unforgiven..
- The Coach shows a few poorly-edited photographs of JR & The King in different jobs..
- The Coach challanges Jim Ross to get out of his seat and come down to the ring..
- Jerry Lawler comments that Al Snow is in the ring, and joins Jim Ross walking down to ringside..
- The Coach says that Jim Ross is a "worthless loser redneck" -- cheap Alabama heat..
- The Coach knocks Jim Ross' hat right off his head!
- Jim Ross hauls back and punches The Coach down to the mat!
- Al Snow tries to go after Jim Ross, but Jerry Lawler steps between them..
- Al Snow then checks on The Coach, and Jim Ross kicks him through the middle ropes to the ouside!
- Al Snow gets back up on the apron and Jerry Lawler knocks him right back down!
- INTERVIEW: Terri & Bill Goldberg..
- Bill Goldberg says that Triple H has beated the best of the best, but hasn't beated him in a one-on-one..
- Bill Goldberg suggests Triple H should start to "beleive the hype"..
- MAIN EVENT: Triple H & Suprise Partner vs Bill Goldberg & Suprise Partner..
- With 1½ minutes until the top of the hour, they BEGIN their entrances to the ring..
- ~~~And Triple H & Goldberg have the longest entrances in the business..
- Eric Bischoff comes out next and introduces Triple H's suprise tag team partner, Ric Flair!
- Eric Bischoff then introduces Goldberg's suprise tag team partner, Randy Orton!
- Bill Goldberg attacks all three men and manhandles both Randy Orton & Ric Flair for a few seconds..
- The match turns into a 3-on-1 mugging, as the steel cage is lowered down to the ring!
- Randy Orton goes after Bill Goldberg with a chair, but gets speared!
- Triple H grabs the chair and brutally whacks Bill Goldberg with it, busting him open!
- Triple H repeatedly throws Bill Goldberg into the steel cage..
- Triple H shoves the World title belt in Bill Goldberg's face, covering the belt with blood..
- Triple H finishes Bill Goldberg off with multiple pedigrees in the middle of the ring..
- Bill Goldberg is left a bloody mess, just like Triple H had promised..
- RAW goes off the air...
- NWA TNA had sent down a group of people to pass out flyers to the RAW audience promoting the 1 Cent PPV..
- After the show, outside the building, Bill Goldberg got into a confrontation with these TNA representatives..
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