WWE RAW RESULTS
September 1, 2003|
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- Rob Conway def Spike Dudley..
- Tommy Dreamer def Jimmy Yang..
- Val Venis def Local Guy..
- Rodney Mack & Mark Henry w/Theodore Long def Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade..
- OPENING MATCH: Jerry "the King" Lawler vs Jonathan Coachman..
- Jim Ross opens saying he thought he'd have to inform us that Kane was dead, but apparantly he'll be here tonight..
- A few minutes into the match, Al Snow came out with a microphone begging for the match to stop..
- Al Snow tells The Coach that he's not a wrestler, he's an announcer, but Coach refuses to give up..
- Al Snow begs for Jerry Lawler to stop, because The Coach is embarassing the Sunday Night Heat program..
- The Coach gets out of the ring and says he doesn't need Al Snow's help!
- Al Snow then attacked Jerry Lawler and threw him into the ringpost, and back into the ring..
- The Coach rolled Jerry Lawler up for the upset victory!!
- The Coach and Al Snow celebrated on the ramp while staring down Jim Ross at the announce position..
- INTERVIEW: Terri & Shane McMahon..
- Terri, holding back the tears, asks Shane McMahon about Kane's disappearance after the burning incident..
- Shane McMahon says he hopes "that bastard is still burning in hell"..
- BACKSTAGE: The Coach & Al Snow + Eric Bischoff + Steve Austin..
- Al Snow tells The Coach that it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
- Eric Bischoff walks in and pretends to be upset, but changes his mind and congradulates them on their plan..
- Steve Austin shows up and says he's gonna do something special just for The Coach!
- IN THE RING: Steve Austin + Chris Jericho + Christian..
- Steve Austin goes to the ring and destroys the Chris Jericho Highlight Reel Set (had been set up)..
- Steve Austin grabs the microphone and a beer and asks Jim Ross to stand up..
- Steve Austin said he heard The Coach talking about how Jim Ross was "Steve Austin's BOY"..
- Steve Austin says he's gonna book Jim Ross in a match at Unforgiven, so he can proove himself..
- Steve Austin announces Jim Ross vs Jonathan Coachman for the PPV..
- Steve Austin takes a drink of beer..
- Steve Austin then sets up a match between Randy Orton & Shawn Michaels at Unforgiven..
- Steve Austin takes another drink of beer..
- Steve Austin sets up a six-man tag between the Evolution vs Goldberg, Shawn Michaels & Maven..
- Chris Jericho's music hits and Y2J comes out to confront Steve Austin..
- Chris Jericho says he takes offense to Steve Austin booking a PPV Main Event WITHOUT him!
- Christian's music hits and the IC champ comes out to the stage demanding RESPECT!
- Steve Austin says that since Chris Jericho & Christian want action, they'll have a match tonight!
- Chris Jericho says he wants to know who's asses they are gonna kick tonight!
- Steve Austin says that it's gonna be Y2J vs Christian for the IC championship!!
- INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Christian vs Chris Jericho..
- The sheep (err I mean fans) chant BORING during the opening moments of the match..
- After a ref-bump, Christian brings the IC belt into the ring, but swings and misses!
- A minute later, Jericho tries to score a pinfall with his hand on the ropes, but was caught!
- Christian then rolled up Jericho and got the pinfall with his hand on the ropes!!
- BACKSTAGE: Shane McMahon & Steve Austin..
- Steve Austin tells Shane McMahon that it would be best if Shane leaves..
- Steve Austin says he doesn't think Shane, or anybody else, is safe, with Kane involved..
- Shane McMahon says if anything goes down with Kane, he wants to be here for it..
- INTERVIEW: Jim Ross & Triple H + Bill Goldberg..
- Triple H can't wait to get his hands on Bill Goldberg at Unforgiven..
- Triple H says he hates the "sheep" chanting for Goldberg everywhere he goes..
- Bill Goldberg shows up and gets in Triple H's face..
- Triple H looks like he crapped his pants as Bill Goldberg delivers his famous "You're Next" promo..
- DIVAS TAG MATCH: Molly Holly & Gail Kim vs Trish Stratus & Ivory..
- Trish Stratus botches a stratusphere and gets double powerbombed, and pinned by Molly..
- Molly Holly & Gail Kim attacked Ivory after the match with a double DDT..
- BACKSTAGE: Shane McMahon + Vince McMahon..
- Shane McMahon bumps into his father, Vince McMahon, backstage..
- Shane McMahon asks the question everybody asks every week, "what are you doing here?"
- Vince McMahon says he's concerned and wants to make things right between he and Shane..
- Shane McMahon says they'll see who's concerned about him out in the ring..
- IN THE RING: Shane McMahon + Eric Bischoff + Kane + Rob Van Dam..
- Shane McMahon says that if something bad is gonna happen to him, for it to happen right now!
- Eric Bischoff comes out sand says he heard Shane McMahon was gonna "get his" tonight..
- Shane McMahon says that if Eric Bischoff is the "bad thing" that's gonna happen, then that's a joke!
- Kane's music and pyro then hits and scares the crap out of Eric Bischoff..
- Kane (with 2 separate arm bands) sneaks up behind Shane McMahon in the dark and attacks him!!!
- Kane then handcuffed Shane McMahon's wrists to the top of the ringpost!!!
- Kane pours water all over Shane McMahon, then gets a set of jumper cables out from under the ring..
- Kane gets a car battery out and attaches the jumper cables to Shane's wet crotch!
- Kane teases Shane McMahon by tapping the cables to the battery..
- Rob Van Dam runs down and makes the save, and cautiously removes the cables from Shane's testicles!
- Rob Van Dam then nails Kane with a massive Van Daminator in the middle of the ring!
- Rob Van Dam tries to get Shane McMahon uncuffed, as a bloody Kane sits up and retreats..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Kane..
- Eric Bischoff promises to make it up to Kane by giving him a Cage match with RVD next week!
- NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: La Resistance vs The Superheros (Hurricane & Rosey)..
- Rob Conway appears out of nowhere and helps La Resistance win the match..
- Rosey tries to make the save for Hurricane, but gets taken out by La Resistance..
- Sylvian Grenier gets the microphone, and tells Rene to "GET THE TABLE!!!"
- Sylvian Grenier & Rene Dupre set up a table, and then get attacked from behind by the Dudleyz!!
- The Dudleyz set up Rob Conway for a 3D through a table, but he gets pulled out of the ring first..
- INTERVIEW: Terri & Maven + Ric Flair & Randy Orton..
- Terri asks Maven about the biggest match of his young career..
- Maven says he's been waiting for the opportunity to step into the ring with the best in the business..
- Ric Flair steps in and says that Maven is talanted but doesn't have what it takes to be part of Evolution..
- Randy Orton says that Maven will realize that Evolution has just passed him by..
- BACKSTAGE: Shawn Michaels & Maven..
- Shawn Michaels finds a nervous Maven standing around the locker room..
- Shawn Michaels says that there's a 100 guys who would climb over Maven for this chance..
- Shawn Michaels says that Maven probably hasn't earned this opportunity..
- This lights a fire under Maven, who says that he HAS earned it!
- Shawn Michaels says that he, Maven & Bill Goldberg is gonna have some fun at the expense of Evolution..
- BACKSTAGE: Steve Austin & Teddy Long w/Rodney Mack & Mark Henry..
- Teddy Long is complaining to the General Manager about being left off RAW..
- Steve Austin says he had to add a match at the last minute, so Mack & Mark got bumped..
- BACKSTAGE: Steve Austin & Rob Van Dam..
- Rob Van Dam says he's cool with the cage match next week..
- Rob Van Dam requests that Steve Austin make sure the cage match is the very first match on RAW!
- Steve Austin wishes Rob Van Dam luck, and agrees to make it happen..
- BACKSTAGE: Stacy Keibler & Test..
- Stacy Keibler called Test a jerk for making her dance for his friends and carry his bags..
- Test says that they were once a great team, and praises her "testicles" marketing idea..
- Test says he's got another great idea, and they can even go out to Stacy's music..
- EDITOR'S NOTE: OH MY GOD STOP WITH THE BACKSTAGE SEGMENTS :(
- INTERGENDER TAG MATCH Test & Stacy Keibler vs Stevie Richards & Victoria..
- Lilian Garcia announces that the match has been changed to a no disqualification match!!
- Late in the match, Test dropped off the apron as Stacy was trying to make the hot tag..
- Test held Stacy up so Victoria could slap her, but Stacy moved, and Victoria slapped Test!
- Scott Stiener ran down and cleaned house!
- Test tries to attack Scott Stiener but accidentally clotheslined Victoria!
- Scott Stiener brawls with Test through the crowd..
- Stacy Keibler crawls over and pins Victoria for the victory!!
- Stevie Richards grabs Stacy Keibler by the hair, but Scott Stiener came back to make the save..
- Test pulled Stacy Keibler out of the ring and dragged her up the ramp..
- MAIN EVENT: Evolution (HHH,Ric Flair, Randy Orton) vs Shawn Michaels, Bill Goldberg & Maven..
- Shawn Michaels tagged himself in on Maven and had a staredown with Ric Flair..
- Late in the match, Bill Goldberg was tagged in and he cleaned house on everybody..
- Bill Goldberg lined up Triple H for a spear, but Randy Orton took Goldberg down from behind..
- Triple H watches from ringside as Bill Goldberg jackhammers Randy Orton in the middle of the ring!!!
- Triple H backs up the ramp with his title in hand looking down at Goldberg in fear..
- RAW goes off the air...
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