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WWE RAW RESULTS

August 18, 2003
Grand Rapids, Michigan
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler

  1. HIGHLIGHT REEL: Chris Jericho + Shawn Michaels + The Evolution + Kevin Nash + Bill Goldberg..
    • Chris Jericho predicts that it's going to be a huge week for the king of bling bling!
    • Chris Jericho says he'll win Kevin Nash's hair tonight, then win the Elimination Chamber on Sunday!
    • Chris Jericho talks about losing his chance at the World title in last year's Elimination Chamber..
    • Chris Jericho introduces his guest, the man who won the first Elimination Chamber, Shawn Michaels!
    • Chris Jericho asks Shawn Michaels if lightning is going to strike twice? but doesn't let HBK answer..
    • Chris Jericho says he's got a match to get ready for, and introduces the Evolution as his substitute hosts!
    • Triple H calls the E-Chamber, the "Evolution Chamber" --- mistake or purposely?
    • Triple H says he spent 48 hours in a hospital bed after losing his World title in the E-Chamber..
    • Triple H says he's going to make sure he walks out of the E-Chamber with the World title..
    • Triple H says he'll also make sure its Shawn Michaels who spends time in a hospital bed..
    • Suddenly, Shawn Michaels attacks the three members of Evolution!
    • Evolution fights back and triple teams HBK until Kevin Nash (with bleeched hair) comes out, slowly..
    • Kevin Nash gets beaten up as well until Bill Goldberg comes down and no sells Ric Flair's chops..
    • Bill Goldberg disposes of Ric Flair & Randy Orton and lines up Triple H for a spear..
    • Triple H moves out of the way, causing Bill Goldberg to spear the hell out of Kevin Nash!

  2. BACKSTAGE: Stacy Keibler & Test..
    • Test tries to make peace with Stacy Keibler saying that it's going to be much different..
    • Test says that when they get back together, he'll treat her like the little slut that she is!

  3. WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Molly Holly vs Trish Stratus..
    • Gail Kim ran down to be a thorn in Trish Stratus' side..
    • Gail Kim ended up attacking Molly Holly for the DQ finish - Molly wins by DQ..

  4. BACKSTAGE: Steve Austin & The Evolution..
    • Steve Austin sets up a match between Randy Orton & Bill Goldberg!
    • Randy Orton sarcastically hopes that all hell doesn't break lose during that match..
    • Steve Austin says he realizes hell might break lose, so he makes himself the special enforcer!!

  5. ON STAGE: Shane McMahon..
    • Shane McMahon announces that there will not be a Shane McMahon vs Eric Bischoff at Summerslam..
    • Shane McMahon says Eric Bischoff will not make it to Summerslam because he'll beat him beyond recognition tonight!
    • Shane McMahon says he has a special present for Kane tonight, and brings out a can of gasoline!!!!

  6. BACKSTAGE: Lance Storm & Goldust..
    • Goldust tells Lance Storm that they key to not being boring is to be unpredictable..
    • Lance Storm says that he once returned a video without rewinding it!
    • Goldust tells Lance Storm to go into the Woman's Lockerroom and give one of the divas a big fat kiss!

  7. SEX SLAVE MATCH: Test vs Scott Steiner w/Stacy Keibler..
    • The winner gets the services of Stacy Keibler, as if she's some kind of position..
    • Late in the match, Test stumbles around and collapses because of a knee injury..
    • Test requests the attention of a trainer, who runs down to check on Test's knee..
    • Test gets helped to his feet and limps accross the ring..
    • Suddenly, Test's knee becomes completely rehabilitated and he kicks Scott Stiener flat in the face!
    • Test pins Scott Stiener to win back the services of his "real life" girlfriend, Stacy Keibler..

  8. IN THE RING: La Resistance + The Dudley Boyz..
    • Rene Dupree requests a moment of silence for the death of the Dudley Boyz..
    • Sylvian Grenier says that they'll bury the Dudley Boyz for good at Summerslam..
    • Sylvian Grenier then get out of the ring to harass a uniformed serviceman sitting in the front row..
    • Rene Dupree offers to shake his hand, he hesitates, but extends his hand, only to be brushed off!
    • The Dudley Boyz ran down to ringside and chased La Resistance off, and started a "USA! USA!" chant!
    • The Dudley Boyz ask the serviceman to jump the rail and join them in the ring..
    • Bubba Dudley extends his hand and says thank you, as both Dudleyz give him the salut!
    • The serviceman waves the flag around briefly, before turning and whacking The Dudleyz with the flag poll!
    • La Resistance returns to the ring to join the apparant newest member of La Resistance team..
    • Editor's Note: Welcome to WWE RAW -- Rob Conway!

  9. HAIR VS HAIR MATCH: Chris Jericho vs Kevin Nash..
    • Editor's Note: Kevin Nash was speared by Goldberg earlier, which gives him an excuse for when he loses..
    • Editor's Note: Because nobody can put anybody else over clean any more..
    • Editor's Note: I just wish they'd acknowledge the fact that Kevin Nash bleeched his damn hair!
    • Editor's Note: Kevin Nash looks like he's 65 years old with that hair - I'm glad he'll be losing it!
    • This turned out to be the longest match of Kevin Nash's career..
    • Chris Jericho dominated most of the match, Kevin Nash made a comeback, but Y2J hit a low-blow!
    • Chris Jericho pulls out a pair of brass knux and knocked Kevin Nash out cold for the pin!
    • Chris Jericho gets a pair of scissors and cuts off most of Kevin Nash's bleeched hair!
    • Kevin Nash is left with a messy Ric Flair style hair cut..

  10. VIGNETTE: Rosey + The Hurricane..
    • Rosey helps a girl get her cat down from a tree..
    • The girls asks how can she repay Rosey for his help..
    • The Hurricane steps in and gives a speech that there is no thanks needed with superheros..
    • In the background, Rosey gets attacked by the cat and he wrestled around with it..

  11. MATCH: Rodney Mack w/Teddy Long vs Rosey w/The Hurricane..
    • Teddy Long says that there were a Blackout last week, but that is nothing compared to the Mackout..
    • Rosey wins.

  12. LIVE VIA SATELITE: Linda McMahon + Eric Bischoff..
    • Linda McMahon says she has two herniated discs in her neck (from the Kane assult)..
    • Linda McMahon says that the doctors are hopefull that surgury won't be needed..
    • Linda McMahon says she's not sure if she can be in Kane's presence or be at an arena for a while..
    • Linda McMahon hears her doorbell ringing incessantly and she is suprised when Eric Bischoff walks in!
    • Eric Bischoff laughes that Shane McMahon is looking for him in Grand Rapids but he's actually at the McMahon house!
    • Linda McMahon asks Eric Bischoff to leave..
    • Eric Bischoff says he's not here to hurt her, he's here to please her..
    • Eric Bischoff says he build WCW from the ground up and Shane McMahon had it handed to him!
    • Eric Bischoff says he's gonna break both of Shane McMahon's legs!
    • Eric Bischoff holds Linda McMahon's hands behind her back and he says she'll enjoy this..
    • Eric Bischoff then asks Linda McMahon to show him the bedroom, and then lays a kiss on her!!
    • Editor's Note: Finally, Linda McMahon gets to do what Vince McMahon has done dozens of times..
    • During the commercial, Shane McMahon leaves the building and steals a car, headed to get Bischoff..

  13. IC TITLE MATCH: Christian vs Rob Van Dam..
    • Late in the match, Rob Van Dam accidentally the referee with a kick from the second rope..
    • Christian goes outside the ring and gets two chair to set up for a conchairto!
    • Rob Van Dam ducks and hits the Van Daminator on Christian!
    • Rob Van Dam hits the five-star-frog splash on Christian!
    • Kane's music hit and Kane walks out and goes after Rob Van Dam..
    • Rob Van Dam dropkicks a chair into Kane's face!
    • Rob Van Dam goes for a suicide dive, but Kane swings a chair and smacks RVD in the head!
    • Kane picks up RVD and carrys him up the ramp to the backstage area..

  14. BACKSTAGE: Test, Stacy Keibler, Rico & Stevie Richards..
    • Test forces Stacy to dance like a stipper for the heel locker room..
    • Editor's Note: This effectively kills Rico's gimmick, wasn't he supposed to be gay?

  15. BACKSTAGE: Kane & Rob Van Dam..
    • Kane handcuffs RVD's arms up and douses him with gasoline!!
    • Kane has problems lighting the match, but gets it and holds it up to RVD's face..
    • Kane says that this is what "they" want, but he's not going to do what "they" want any more!
    • Kane drops the match and walks away from Rob Van Dam..

  16. MAIN EVENT: Randy Orton vs Bill Goldberg with Steve Austin as the special enforcer..
    • Ric Flair & Triple H joins the announce team for the match..
    • Late in the match, Steve Austin gets involved..
    • Ric Flair runs down and pulls Steve Austin out of the ring, and attacks Goldberg!
    • Steve Austin, physically provoked, is allowed to go after Ric Flair, and hits him with a Stunner!
    • Bill Goldberg hits the jackhammer on Randy Orton to pick up the victory!
    • Bill Goldberg stares up at the stage at World Heavyweight champion Triple H..
    • Kevin Nash, new haircut, looks like Test, sneaks up behind Bill Goldberg and hits a powerbomb!!
    • Kevin Nash looks up at Triple H, who is superkicked from behind by Shawn Michaels out of nowhere!
    • Chris Jericho then sneaks up behind Shawn Michaels and whacks him with a chair!!

  17. RAW goes off the air...
    • They aired the "Please don't try this at home" commercial like a dozen times..


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