WWE RAW RESULTS
August 11, 2003|
Announcers: The Coach (replaced by Jim Ross) & Jerry Lawler
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- Local Wrestler beat Shawn Daivari (dark)..
- Rob Conway def Local Wrestler (dark)..
- Test def Val Venis..
- Maven def Steve Hefner..
- Mark Jindrak & Garisson Cade def Slater Vain & Ken Anderson..
- Steven Richards w/Victoria def Tommy Dreamer..
- IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff + Jim Ross + Steve Austin..
- Eric Bischoff comes out and brags about beating Shane McMahon in a No Holds Barred match last week..
- Jim Ross makes his return to RAW and threatens to sue Eric Bischoff over the "Kane burning him" incident..
- Steve Austin comes out and says Jim Ross will drop the charges if Eric Bischoff faces a man of his choosing..
- Eric Bischoff assumes that it is Shane McMahon, and signs the contract without reading it..
- Steve Austin calls Eric Bischoff a dumb son of a bitch for not reading the fine print!
- Steve Austin said Eric Bischoff will face Kane tonight on RAW!
- MIXED TAG MATCH: Scott Stiener & Stacy Keibler vs Rico & Miss Jackie..
- Test interfered, Scott Stiener chases him through the crowd, Rico & Jackie pin Stacy for the win..
- Scott Stiener challanges Test to a match "right here, right now"..
- Test accept, but not tonight, next week, and it will be for the services of Stacy Keibler..
- Stacy Keibler accepts!
- BACKSTAGE: The Evolution..
- Ric Flair complains about being put in a rematch with Bill Goldberg tonight..
- Triple H says that they are getting screwed all the time, refering to the Elimination Chamber at Summerslam..
- Randy Orton says that he will def end Triple H in the Chamber..
- Triple H says he's tired of everybody screwing with them, and says it time for them to screw with everyone else!
- NON TITLE MATCH: La Resistance vs The Dudley Boyz..
- Less than a minute into the match, Rene Dupree used tehe US flag on the Dudleyz for the DQ finish..
- Sylvian Grenier breaks the flag poll over his knee and they drink from a bottle of French wine..
- BACKSTAGE: Goldust & Molly Holly + Lance Storm..
- Goldust tells Molly that he has someone he would like her to meet, someone who is not boring..
- Lance Storm enters with Goldust make up and reads from a cue card..
- Molly Holly slaps Lance Storm when she thought he said she had a big ass..
- BACKSTAGE: Kevin Nash & Shawn Michaels + Bill Goldberg..
- Kevin Nash & Shawn Michaels bicker over who will win the Elimination Chamber at Summerslam..
- Goldberg enters and thanks Kevin Nash & HBK for their help last week..
- Goldberg says that he hates to inform them, but HE is going to win the Elimination Chamber..
- IN THE RING: Christian..
- Christian comes to the ring with Booker T's entrance music..
- Christian brags about beating Booker T at a house show last night for the Intercontinental title!
- Christian introduces his first challanger, Spike Dudley!!
- IC TITLE MATCH: Christian vs Spike Dudley..
- ON STAGE: Jim Ross + Jonathan Coachman & Jerry Lawler..
- Jim Ross comes out and relieves Jonathan Coachman of his announcing duties..
- The Coach bitterly hands his headset over to Jim Ross and shakes his hand..
- Jerry Lawler remarks that The Coach's handshake was insincere!
- MATCH: Eric Bischoff vs Kane..
- Eric Bischoff lays down in the center of the ring and motions for Kane to pin him..
- Kane grabs him by the neck and lifts him straight up in the air and holds him there..
- Kane gently drops Eric Bischoff and then flips over the top rope and leaves the ringside area..
- Eric Bischoff wins by COUNT OUT..
- Kane comes back to the ring and grabs the microphone from Lilian Garcia..
- Kane says he won't destroy Eric Bischoff just because the fans want him to!
- Kane says he's listened to people his whole life and its gotten him no where!
- Kane says from now on he's going to do what HE wants!
- Rob Van Dam then comes out and attacks Kane!
- Rob Van Dam dives off the top rope to the outside, Kane moves, and RVD crashes into the barricade..
- Kane brings a chair into the ring, but RVD ducks and fights back..
- Rob Van Dam missed the five-star-frog splash and landed on the steel chair!
- Kane swings the chair at Rob Van Dam and knocks him out in the center of the ring!!!
- WOMENS TITLE 3-WAY: Molly Holly vs Trish Stratus vs Gail Kim..
- Gail Kim tries to dive over the top rope head first nearly killing herself..
- Gail Kim & Molly Holly double team Trish Status most of the match..
- Molly Holly tricks Gail Kim and clotheslines her and picks up the victory!
- BACKSTAGE: The Evolution..
- Triple H tells Ric Flair that Eric Bischoff has given them permission to do whatever they wanted..
- Triple H says that he persuaded Eric Bischoff to make Randy Orton the special guest referee..
- TAPED SEGMENT: Rosey & The Hurricane..
- Rosey appears out of nowhere and helps an old lady cross the street..
- The old lady asks Rosey who he is..
- Rosey says that he's the S.H.I.T.! and the old lady whacks him with her purse and darts off!
- The Hurricane swoops in and says that no good deed goes unpunished..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Steve Austin..
- Eric Bischoff is celebrating his victory and outsmarting Steve Austin..
- Steve Austin says that there was an added stipulation in the contract that he signed at the start of the show..
- Steve Austin says that the winner of Kane vs Eric Bischoff would face Shane McMahon at Summerslam!
- MATCH: The Hurricane vs Rodney Mack..
- Jim Ross said that Teddy Long has been on a cruise and will be back next week..
- Editor's Note: Lie, Teddy Long was recently diagnosed with Hepititus, tell the truth you bastards!
- The Hurricane picked up the win..
- Rodney Mack laid the boots to Hurricane afterwards until Rosey ran down to make the save..
- HI-LITE REEL: Chris Jericho..
- Chris Jericho clarifies the rules of the hair-vs-hair match with Kevin Nash..
- Chris Jericho says that if Kevin Nash loses, he will have his hair cut off..
- Chris Jericho says that if HE loses, he'll shave all his facial hair off!
- Kevin Nash comes out with a metel briefcase and sits down on the chair..
- Editor's Note: Kevin Nash is the first person to ever use the chair on the hi-lite reel set..
- Kevin Nash shows pictures on the big screen of what Chris Jericho would look without hair..
- Chris Jericho says he'll eliminate Kevin Nash in the Elimination Chamber and become World champion..
- Chris Jericho calls Kevin Nash a "Nashole!"
- Kevin Nash opens the briefcase and brings out a set of hair clippers..
- Kevin Nash threatens to kick Jericho ass and shave his head right now unless he accepts the hair-vs-hair match..
- Chris Jericho accepts and says that it will happen next week!
- Chris Jericho attacks Kevin Nash as he turns away to leave..
- Kevin Nash fights back and gets out a set of garden sheers to cut Jericho's hair!
- Chris Jericho tries to crawl under the ring to escape..
- Chris Jericho sprays a fire extinguisher at Kevin Nash and runs up the ramp..
- MAIN EVENT: Ric Flair vs Bill Goldberg..
- Randy Orton came out wearing a referee shirt and a pair of chip & dales shorts..
- Randy Orton handed a pair of brass knux to Ric Flair before the match!
- Ric Flair punched Bill Golberg with the brass knuckles!
- Randy Orton gave a fast count but Bill Goldberg kicked out after two..
- Editor's Note: Bill Goldberg has such an ego, he won't even sell for brass knuckles..
- Randy Orton continues to cheat for Ric Flair, pissing Bill Goldberg off..
- Ric Flair whacked Bill Goldberg accross the head with a steel chair..
- Bill Goldberg once again fails to sell the chairshot and gets up and goes after but Ric & Randy..
- Ric Flair gets the figure-four on Bill Goldberg..
- Bill Goldberg reaches the ropes but Randy Orton kicks Goldberg's arms off..
- A minute later, Bill Goldberg lines up Randy Orton and gave him the spear!
- Bill Goldberg then speared Ric Flair..
- Shawn Michaels then ran down and went nose-to-nose with Bill Goldberg..
- Shawn Michaels then superkicked Randy Orton (ouch!)..
- Bill Goldberg hits the jackhammer on Ric Flair..
- Shawn Michaels forces Randy Orton's limp hand to count the 1.... 2.......3!
- RAW goes off the air...
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