WWE RAW RESULTS
July 21, 2003|
Los Angeles, California - Staples Center
Announcers: Jonathan Coachman & Jerry Lawler
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- Garrison Cade & Mark Jindrak def Sean Evans & Keiji Sakoda (dark)..
- La Resistance def the Dudley Boyz via disqualification (dark)..
- Goldust def Steven Richards..
- Christian def Skulu..
- Rodney Mack def Maven by submission..
- IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff + Linda McMahon + Steve Austin..
- Eric Bischoff comes out and tries to give a speech, but is interrupted by Linda McMahon..
- Linda McMahon says that Steve Austin isn't responsible for Kane's actions -- Kane is responsible!
- Linda McMahon says that JR hasn't pressed charges, but Kane is under house arrest..
- Linda McMahon says house arrest doesn't prevent Kane from earning a living or going to work!
- Linda McMahon says that Kane is here to face Rob Van Dam tonight!
- Eric Bischoff agrees with that and then asks about firing Stone Cold Steve Austin..
- On que, the Rattlesnake Steve Austin's music hits and out comes Stone Cold to the ring..
- Steve Austin says he doesn't apologize for anything and stands behind every decision he has made..
- Steve Austin says that he'll handle Kane himself, by whipping his ass TONIGHT!
- Eric Bischoff says that that is the exact attitude that is gonna get Steve Austin fired!
- Linda McMahon says she never said she was coming to RAW to fire Steve Austin..
- Linda McMahon says she came to RAW to address a problem in the General Manager's office..
- Linda McMahon compliments Steve Austin on his work as GM, but says he can't go around beating up WWE Superstars..
- Linda McMahon says that Steve Austin has to stop if he wants to continue being GM of RAW..
- Steve Austin says he's got a lot to think about and starts to walk out of the ring..
- Linda McMahon says that if Steve Austin relinguishes his GM duties, Eric Bischoff will be 100% in charge!
- Linda McMahon says she'll give Steve Austin a week to "think" and gives him the rest of the night off!
- Eric Bischoff gets a big smile on his face and sing "Nah nah nah nah, hey hey, good bye!" to Steve Austin..
- Linda McMahon tells Eric Bischoff to take the night off too!!!!
- Steve Austin then starts to sing "Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, good bye!"..
- Steve Austin gets some beers and gives one to Linda McMahon in case its his "last night" as GM..
- DIVAS TAG MATCH: Trish Stratus & Gail Kim vs Molly Holly & Victoria w/Steven Richards..
- Late in the match, Victoria rips off Gail Kim's top off, leaving her in her bra..
- Trish Stratus accidentally chick-kicks Gail Kim in the face, leading to Molly pinning Gail for the win!
- BACKSTAGE: Terri & Chris Jericho..
- Terri is in the parking lot waiting for Kane to arrive..
- Terri says that Kane will be escorted by a team of police officers from his home to the show..
- Chris Jericho enters and says they should be talking about his match with Shawn Michaels tonight..
- BACKSTAGE: Steve Austin & Eric Bischoff..
- Steve Austin bumps into Eric Bischoff and they bicker for a while about who's fault it is they're "off" for the night..
- Steve Austin mocks Eric Bischoff going out of business with World Championship Wrestling..
- IN THE RING: Randy Orton w/Ric Flair & Triple H..
- Randy Orton makes fun of the time he tossed Mick Foley down a set of stairs..
- Randy Orton gloats that he pinned all three Dudley Boyz last week in the elimination match..
- Randy Orton says he's always been a "Lady Killer" but now he can be called a "Legend Killer"..
- MATCH: Randy Orton w/Ric Flair & Triple H vs Val Venis..
- Triple H joins the announce team while Ric Flair stay at ringside to support Randy Orton..
- Triple H talked throughout the whole match, taking focus off the action in the ring..
- Randy Orton won after Val Venis missed the Money Shot..
- IN THE RING: Triple H, Ric Flair & Randy Orton + + + + Bill Goldberg!
- Triple H tells Randy Orton to put a shirt on before the chicks run in the ring and "maul" him..
- Triple H gives his "best the business has to offer today" speech saying nobody can stop them!
- Que Billy Goldberg's music..
- Bill Goldberg marches to the ring and presses foreheads with Triple H..
- Bill Goldberg says Triple H claims to be the best, and then let's Triple H know that HE'S NEXT!
- The Evolution circles Bill Goldberg, but Triple H calls them off, saying that it will only happen on HIS terms..
- Editor's Note: With all apologies to the WNL guys, this storyline sucks already..
- BACKSTAGE: The Evolution..
- Randy Orton complains about Bill Goldberg stealing the spotlight from him!
- Ric Flair says that people around here will work on THEIR time, and dance to the beat of THEIR drum..
- Triple H says that he's gonna make sure when the fans leave tonight, they'll all be thinking of Randy Orton..
- WRESTLEMANIA REMATCH: Chris Jericho vs Shawn Michaels..
- Late in the match, Ric Flair runs down but Shawn Michaels slips out of the ring and knocks him down!
- Chris Jericho gets Shawn Michaels in the Walls of Jericho right in the center of the ring!!
- Shawn Michaels somehow gets out of it (We wouldn't know cause they went to commercial)..
- Shawn Michaels got flipped over the top rope, where Ric Flair once again took several cheap shots at him!
- The Coach (on commentary) repeatedly questions what business Ric Flair has at ringside..
- Chris Jericho brought a chair into the ring, but Shawn Michaels superkicks it into Y2J's face!
- The referee gets out of the ring and argues with Ric Flair, while Randy Orton runs in and TKO's Shawn Michaels!
- The referee ejects Ric Flair from ringside and Chris Jericho only gets a 2-count in the ring!!
- Chris Jericho then reapplies the Walls of Jericho on Shawn Michaels, who puts up a fight but eventually taps out!
- IN THE RING: Lance Storm..
- Lance Storm comes out and says WWE fans do not appreciate his natural talant and charisma..
- Lance Storm says he has a prepared statement towards all the talant agents in attendance..
- Lance Storm then points out Hollywood Movie Director Rob Riener in the front row..
- Midway through his speech they cut away to backstage..
- BACKSTAGE: Terri & Kane..
- Terri says that Kane is about to arrive with his police escorts..
- Kane walks through the arena doors with chains around his wrists and ankles..
- IC TITLE MATCH: Booker T vs Test..
- Christian is shown backstage watching on a monitor..
- Late in the match, Scott Stiener comes out to the stage and sits on a chair while Stacy gives him a lap dance..
- This distracts Test enough for Booker T to hit the Bookend and win the match to retain..
- Editor's Note: What an F'n prostitute Stacy Keibler is!
- BACKSTAGE: The Hurricane, Rosey & Spike Dudley + Goldust..
- Rosey is hanging out in the "babyface" lockroom now I see..
- Hurricane says he used to be tag team champions with Kane, but Kane isn't the superhero he once thought he was..
- Hurricane looks at Rosey and says that he sees a Super-Hero-in-training..
- Goldust enters and says it is a great honor to be a S.H.i.T. (Super-Hero-in-Training)!
- Rosey looks crookedly at Hurricane..
- MAIN EVENT: Kane w/Police Escorts vs Rob Van Dam..
- Kane comes down with his chains and handcuffs and allows the Police Escorts to release him..
- A few minutes in, they battled up the ramp onto the stage, where Kane punched the referee out cold..
- Kane sets up Rob Van Dam for a chokeslam off the stage, but WWE officials run out to try to stop him..
- Rob Van Dam fights back with a few kicks but gets rammed head first into the screen, which shorts out!
- Kane then harasses Linda McMahon and knocks out Johnny Ace, Arn Anderson and a few referees..
- Jerry Lawler leaves the announce position to try to help but he gets knocked down too..
- Kane picks up Linda McMahon and tombstones her on the stage!!!!!!!!
- RAW goes off the air...
- Before the show, they filmed scenes for the Television show called "The Mullets" involving the Dudley Boyz..
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