WWE RAW RESULTS
June 30, 2003|
Buffalo, New York - HSBC Arena
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- Mark Jindrak def Jack Wicks (dark match)..
- Shawn Wasnofski def Johnny Legend (dark match)..
- Val Venis def Mike Bell..
- Goldust def Mike Phoenix..
- Garrison Cade def Mike Noe..
- The Dudley Boyz def Rodney Mack & Rosey..
- HI-LITE REEL: Chris Jericho & Stacy Keibler w/Scott Stiener + Test + Eric Bischoff..
- Chris Jericho introduces Stacy Keibler as his guest but Scott Stiener comes out too..
- Chris Jericho plugs Stacy Keiblers "spread" in Stuff Magazine recently..
- Chris Jericho asks Stacy what's she's doing with a guy like Scott Stiener?!
- Chris Jericho suggests Stacy COULD be with with him, the KING of Bling Bling!
- Scott Stiener fires back with some pimpdaddy comment that somehow flatters Stacy..
- Stacy Keibler says she likes what the Big Bad Booty Daddy does with her hips and her lips..
- Stacy Keibler says that the only legend she's heard about Jericho is about his small PENIS!
- Chris Jericho introduces his next guest, Stacy's ex-boyfriend, Test!
- Chris Jericho attacks Scott Stiener, who fights back and throws both of them out of the ring..
- Eric Bischoff's music hits and he announces that Steve Austin will not be there tonight!
- Eric Bischoff says he'll run the show tonight and sets up a match between Jericho/Test vs Stiener/Keibler!
- IN THE RING: Lance "Boring" Storm + Bill Goldberg + Rodney Mack..
- Lance Storm reads a "prepared statement" about the def inition of boring..
- Suddenly, Bill Goldberg's music hits and he comes out to the ring for a match..
- Match never happens cause Rodney Mack ran down and attacked Bill Goldberg from behind..
- Lance Storm hightailed it out of the ring and up the ramp as Goldberg spears and jackhammers Rodney Mack!
- Bill Goldberg gives Rodney Mack a SECOND jackhammer to finish him off (no match, just Goldberg)..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Kane..
- Eric Bischoff apoligizes for making Kane unmask last week, but says it was Rob Van Dam's idea..
- Eric Bischoff says that Kane helped him get HUGE ratings last week..
- Eric Bischoff says that kane has go to out and address the people tonight..
- Kane shakes his head "no" at Eric Bischoff..
- Eric Bischoff offers Kane a rematch for the World Heavyweight championship tonight!
- Kane again shakes his head "no" at Eric Bischoff..
- Eric Bischoff says he thinks Kane is afraid that the people will treat him like a monster..
- Eric Bischoff gives the title shot to Rob Van Dam..
- Eric Bischoff says Kane will show his face to the people tonight, or he'll be fired!!
- Editor's Note: The way they're portraying Kane, he shouldn't care about employment..
- BATTLE ROYAL: Jazz vs Trish vs Ivory vs Victoria vs Molly vs Jacky vs Gail Kim (debut!)..
- The WWE World Woman's championship is ON THE LINE during this battle royal..
- Jazz is injured legit and this is their way of jobber her out of the title..
- Jazz takes a kick to the head from Victoria and is taken out of the match early..
- Ivory eliminated by Molly | Molly eliminated by Jacky & Victoria..
- Jacky eliminated by Victoria | Trish is eliminated by Victoria..
- Victoria is eliminated by Gail Kim, who becomes the NEW WWE WOMANS CHAMPION!!!!
- Editor's Note: This would have been a lot better if Gail Kim was introduced last week with a match..
- Editor's Note: I found out later that Jazz's shoulder popped out but she was not as hurt as she made it look..
- INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Christian vs Booker T..
- Booker T & Christian did a lot of brawling before the match even got started in the ring..
- Once in the ring, the match lasted two full segments, and it really felt like it was "Booker's time"!
- There was a double pin, and Nick Patrick counted Christian's shoulders down 1-2-3!
- Booker T was announced as your NEW Intercontinental Champion!
- Eric Bischoff came out and said he wasn't gonna let that happen, and rules the match a DRAW!!
- Christian ends up retaining the Intercontinental title after all..
- BACKSTAGE: Kane & Rob Van Dam..
- Rob Van Dam tries to talk some sense into Kane's head..
- Rob Van Dam says he's sure Kane has his reasons, just like he had reasons for chokeslamming him last week..
- Rob Van Dam admits that it was his idea to take Kane's mask off, cause Kane doesn't need it..
- Rob Van Dam says that the fans will accept Kane either way..
- Kane says he HATES the fans!
- Rob Van Dam says he was just trying to motive Kane, and hopes he doesn't hate HIM..
- Rob Van Dam says he hopes Kane doesn't hate him when he wins the World title tonight!
- Rob Van Dam walks away and Kane mutters "I DO HATE YOU, ROB!"
- TAG MATCH: Test & Chris Jericho vs Scott Stiener & Stacy Keibler..
- Scott Stiener wrestles the entire match, taking the brunt of Test & Jericho's beatings!
- Test & Jericho double-team on Stiener and Jericho throws the referee accross the ring!
- The referee calls for the DQ, but Eric Bischoff comes out and makes it a No-DQ match!
- Chris Jericho brings a steel chair in the ring and whacks Scott Stiener in the face with it!
- Test forces Stacy Keibler to tag the lifeless hand of Scott Stiener..
- Test nails Stacy Keibler with the Test-Driver (aka a pump handle slam) and pins her like a classless s.o.b.!
- MATCH: Rico w/Miss Jackie vs Maven..
- Rico's gimmick is NOT getting over, someone needs to set him up with an Adrian Street tape complilation!
- Miss Jackie Gayda accompanied Rico to the ring and didn't quite as good as she did last week..
- Miss Jackie Gayda pushed Maven off the top rope, and Rico hit a ballet spin kick and pinned Maven!
- MATCH: Randy Orton w/Ric Flair vs Tommy Dreamer..
- Interesting start as Randy Orton & Tommy Dreamer battle for the advantage in a collar-and-elbow tie-up!
- Ric Flair continuously interfers, until Tommy Dreamer gets a kendo stick and chases Flair!
- Tommy Dreamer walks right into the RKO finisher to give Randy Orton the victory!
- Ric Flair puts Tommy Dreamer in the figure-four while Randy Orton whacks him with the kendo stick!
- Editor's Note: Randy Orton's ego is growing to a HHHesk size, I'm afraid of what we're creating..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Rob Van Dam..
- Rob Van Dam says Eric Bischoff is exploiting Kane for TV ratings, and that ain't cool!
- Eric Bischoff says he doesn't care, and if Kane loses his job, it's on RVD's head..
- Eric Bischoff tells Rob Van Dam to take his aggression out on Triple H and win the World title!
- Rob Van Damn states that that's JUST what he's gonna do!
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Terri..
- Eric Bischoff orders a reluctant Terri to find Kane and ask him what the deal is!
- NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: La Resistance vs The Hurricane & Spike Dudley..
- The story here is that Hurricane is trying out tag team partners to challange for the Tag Team titles..
- Loud chants of "BORING! BORING!" can be heard throughout the match (eeehhhhhh wonder why??? duuuuhh)
- La Resistance pins Spike Dudley (obviously not the right partner) after the flapjack to win the match...
- BACKSTAGE: Terri..
- Terri enters Kane's dressing room (actually a storage room) and finds that Kane has disappeared..
- WORLD TITLE MATCH: Triple H vs Rob Van Dam..
- Triple H's entrance gets longer and longer and harder to watch each and every week..
- Not a good match as Rob Van Dam was limited in what he could do because of who he was facing..
- Ric Flair makes his way down to the ring mid-way through the match to stick his nose in it!
- Triple H unleashes his version of the dreaded Indian Deathlock, which, if you look closely, does nothing!
- Rob Van Dam actually hits Triple H with a frog splash! but Ric Flair runs in and causes a DQ - bitch!!!
- Eric Bischoff comes out and orders that the match restarts with a no-DQ stipulation!
- The battle makes its way outside the ring where RVD knocks Triple H out with a Van-Daminator!
- Eric Bischoff comes out and adds a "pinfalls count anywhere" stipulation!
- Rob Van Dam covers Triple H for the 2-count and Randy Orton breaks up the count!!!
- Rob Van Dam takes out Ric Flair & Randy Orton and chases Triple H up to the stage!!
- Rob Van Dam gets a near fall, and then has to deal with Ric Flair & Randy Orton again!!
- Triple H whacks Rob Van Dam with the belt, and hits a brutal DDT on the stage for the pin to retain!!!
- Kane comes out and grabs Rob Van Dam by the throat, but decides to let go..
- Kane instead grabs Eric Bischoff by the throat and BRUTALLY chokeslams him off the stage!!
- Note To Kane: When chokeslamming off stage, velocity of torso cannot be greater than velocity of legs!!
- The camera zooms in on Kane's clean shaven face and head as RAW goes off the air..
- And that's a wrap folks...
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