WWE RAW RESULTS
April 14, 2003|
Announcers: The Coach & Jerry Lawler
- HEAT TAPINGS:
- The Navajo Warrior beat Dean Baldwinwith (Dark Match)..
- Joey Matthews & Christian York def Phil Brown & Pat Cusick (Dark Match)..
- Jaqueline def Molly Holly..
- Three Minute Warning def Al Snow & Maven..
- Rodney Mack beat Mike Hunter..
- Rico def Spike Dudley..
- IN THE RING: Kevin Nash + Triple H + Shawn Michaels..
- Nash says 9 months is a long time to be gone, but he's glad to be back!
- Nash says that in a way, he's not so glad to be back..
- Nash says that after his surgury, Shawn Michaels & Triple H both called him every day..
- Nash says he'd watch RAW every week and watch Shawn & Triple H try to kill eachother..
- Nash says he worked hard to come back so he can hang with his buddies..
- Nash says that he comes back and Shawn & Triple H are going at it again!
- Nash says he doesn't give a damn about Eric Bischoff, and says his friends stick together!
- Suddenly, Triple H's music hits and out comes the World Champion and HUGS Kevin Nash!
- Triple H says that it's good to see Kevin Nash back..
- Triple H says he understand where Kevin Nash is coming from, but his issues with HBK will continue..
- Triple H says he can't stand Shawn Michaels..
- Suddenly, Shawn Michaels' music hits and out comes the Heartbreak Kid..
- Michaels immediately gets in the face of Triple H..
- Nash holds the two apart..
- Michaels says that Triple H is the reason for everything bad in this business..
- Nash asks if they can't all just get along?!?!
- Triple H says, no, they can't get along, and tells Kevin Nash to make a choice, HBK or HHH..
- Triple H says that if Nash comes with him, he will stand one step behind him..
- Triple H says that no matter what anybody says, HE IS THE MAN around here and calls the shots..
- Triple H says that at least he'll shoot straight with Nash, as opposed to Shawn Michaels..
- Triple H says that Shawn Michaels will constantly try to steal Kevin Nash's spotlight..
- Triple H says that if Nash sides with him, they'll dominate the business..
- Triple H says that if Nash sides with HBK, he will be a part of the World HHH is against..
- Triple H says that the most success he and Nash ever had, was when they walked away from Shawn Michaels..
- BACKSTAGE: Stacy Keibler + Test..
- Stacy goes through Test's bag and finds a big bottle of hand lotion, wet naps, a dirty towel and a Playboy!
- Test barges in and asks what she's going through his bags for!
- Stacy asks what Test is doing with a Torrie Wilson Playboy!!
- MATCH: Test w/Stacy vs Chris Jericho..
- During the match, Stacy ignores the match, and signs autographs for fans in the front row..
- A few minutes later, Stacy proves how much of a slut she is by showing her ass to the front row..
- Eventually, Test sees what Stacy is doing, and gets distracted, allowing Jericho to win the match!
- Test got out of the ring and and beat the hell out of the fan who got an autograph from Stacy..
- ~~~The fan was a local Virginia wrestler Preston Quinn, who is the current NWA-Virginia Champion..
- TAPED: Eric Bischoff..
- Bischoff says that since he's fired Steve Austin, he's gotten tons of feedback from Stone Cold fans..
- Bischoff says that he has decided to do the right thing, and give the Stone Cold fans what they want..
- BACKSTAGE: Test & Stacy..
- Test and Stacy are argueing about what Stacy did..
- Test says that YES Torrie Wilson is hot, but so is Stacy, and Stacy is so much better!
- Test says that they airbrushed Torrie in Playboy to make her look good..
- Test says that Stacy's legs are SO MUCH better than Torrie's..
- Test, for some odd reason, points out that Torrie's breasts are bigger than Stacy's..
- Stacy walks off..
- DIVAS TAG MATCH: Trish Stratus & Ivory vs Jazz & Victoria w/Steven Richards & Teddy Long..
- Jazz pins Trish to pick up the win for her team..
- BACKSTAGE: Bill Goldberg + Goldust..
- Goldust enters Goldberg's dressing room and welcomes Bill Goldberg to the company..
- Goldust says he has a gift for Goldberg, and gives him a blonde wig (like his)..
- Goldust places the wig over Goldberg's head..
- Goldberg says he appreciated the gesture, but it looks better on Goldust than on him..
- Goldberg politely asks Goldust to never put that wig on his head again..
- ON STAGE: Eric Bischoff + Booker T..
- Bischoff once again comes out to Stone Cold's music, just to tease the audience..
- Bischoff says he has a merchandise offer for fans who want to remember Stone Cold Steve Austin..
- Bischoff offers the opportunity to own their very own "Alcohol Fueled" & "Bullet Proof" T-Shirts..
- Bischoff plugs www.wweshopzone.com, where the offer is available..
- Bischoff also goes on about a special offer for JR's BBQ sauce..
- ~~~A big fight broke out in the crowd to the side of the camera view that was not seen on tv..
- Editor's Note: How lame is it that they use storylines to sell their crap now..
- Booker T comes out and stops the insanity..
- Booker T says he's got a damn good deal for Bischoff..
- Booker T says he wants Booker T vs Triple H in a Wrestlemania rematch tonight in Richmond!
- NO DQ TAG TITLE MATCH: Kane & Rob Van Dam vs Chief Morely & Lance Storm..
- Late in the match, Bubba Dudley runs down and gives Rob Van Dam the BubbaBomb..
- DVon runs down and gets in the face of Bubba for doing that!
- Sean Morely gets in the ring and swings a chair at DVon, but Bubba grabs the chair away..
- Rob Van Dam gives Morely the VanDaminator!
- Kane hits Storm with a chokeslam!
- Kane helps Rob Van Dam nail a Van Termintor on Lance Storm!
- Kane pins Storm to retain the World Tag Team titles..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Triple H/Ric Flair + Hurricane..
- Triple H is trying to weasel his way out of his match with Booker T..
- Hurricane comes in and points out that Booker T pinned Triple H last week in the tag match..
- Hurricane also points out that Booker T would have won the title at Mania if it wasn't for Ric Flair..
- Triple H insults Hurricane's maturity level and tells him to take a hike..
- Hurricane suggests Booker T faces Ric Flair tonight, and if he wins, he gets a World title match..
- Bischoff sets up Booker/Hurricane vs HHH/Ric Flair, and if H/B win, Booker gets a title shot..
- SEGMENT: Bradshaw & Ron Simmons..
- Bradshaw & Ron Simmons visit some US Soldiers as well as the Pentagon..
- INTERVIEW VIA SATTELITE: The Rock..
- The Rock says he is geniunely sad that he couldn't be in Richmond tonight..
- The Rock said that he had to go out and get a brand new People's Guitar..
- The Rock says that Elvis ate pie on this Guitar..
- The Rock says that he'll give another "Rock" concert next week in Atlanta..
- Coach asks The Rock why he declined Goldberg's challange last week..
- The Rock says that he declined because he has done it all and has nothing to proove..
- The Rock says that he's not afraid of Bill Goldberg, or anybody else for that matter..
- The Rock changes his mind and says that if Goldberg wants The Rock at Backlash, then they'll get it..
- BY THE WAY: This segment was taped last week so Rock didn't have to work the show live..
- BACKSTAGE: Christian..
- Christian calls Rock on his cell phone..
- Christian says he can't wait for the "Rock" concert next week..
- Christian says that he is going to take the Rock's advice right now in his match..
- Christian tells the Rock that the spear didn't really hurt..
- Christian says that he hurt his ribs from laughing so hard cause he couldn't believe it didn't hurt..
- MATCH: Goldust vs Christian..
- Goldust wins the match but DQ after Christian low-blowed Goldust with a steel chair..
- Christian gets the mic and says that is what he calls "Owning the Room"..
- Christian says that he's on a roll now, so he's gonna call out Bill Goldberg!!
- Goldberg comes out without music or pyro and brutally spears Christian in the middle of the ring!
- Goldberg finishes Christian off with a Jackhammer!
- THE GREAT DEBATE: Scott Stiener vs Chris Nowinski..
- Jerry Lawler narrarates and says the topic is "Operation Iraqi Freedom"..
- Chris thanks Scott Stiener for accepting this Gentlemans debate, but he brought his mask anyway..
- Chris gives his side of the debate, blah blah blah blah blah..
- Scott Stiener says that opinions are like Assholes, everybody's got one..
- Scott gives a patriotic speech about terrorists and Iraq's harbouring them, blah blah blah..
- Chris Nowinski says that Scott Stiener's 3 minutes are up..
- Three Minute Warning comes out and demolishes Scott Stiener..
- ANNOUNCEMENT: The Coach & Jerry Lawler..
- Lawler says he was planning on showing the footage of what happened to Jim Ross..
- Lawler says that Bischoff has ordered that the footage not be shown!
- MAIN EVENT: Triple H & Ric Flair vs Booker T & Hurricane..
- We see Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels & Kevin Nash watching seperate monitors backstage..
- Late in the match, Shawn Michaels comes out and superkicks Ric Flair!
- Hurricane covers Flair for the pinfall to get the win for his team..
- Shawn Michaels goes after Triple H..
- Chris Jericho runs down and gives Shawn Michaels the backbreaker!!
- Triple H gets the sledgehammer and teases to smash Shawn Michaels' face!
- Kevin Nash slowly walks down to the ring and goes face-to-face with Triple H..
- Kevin Nash & Triple H grin at eachother..
- Kevin Nash snatches the sledgehammer away from Triple H...
- Triple H backs down and out of the ring..
- Kevin Nash accidentally whacks Booker T with the sledgehammer!
- Booker T gets up and knocks Shawn Michaels off his feet!
- And that's a wrap folks...
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