WWE RAW RESULTS
March 17, 2003|
St Louis, Mossouri
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff..
- Bischoff says that his match with Steve Austin will be a lumberjack whip match..
- Bischoff says that all RAW superstars will act as lumberjacks..
- TAG MATCH: Rob Van Dam & Kane vs Lance Storm & Chief Morely..
- Morely says that if the Dudleyz interfer in this match, they'll be suspended without pay!
- Kane & RVD def eat Morely/Storm after pinning Morely..
- RVD tries to frog splash Morely after the match, but he rolls out of the ring..
- The Dudleyz run down and throws Morely back in, along with a table..
- The Dudleyz ended up turning on Kane & RVD, and 3Ded Kane through a table!!!
- The Dudleyz SAVE their enemy Chief Morely and walk out of the arena..
- INTERVIEW: Chief Morely & The Dudley Boyz..
- DVon reveals that Chief Morely called the Dudleyz on the weekend and told them to make a choice..
- Chief Morely says that the Dudleyz made the right choice..
- IN THE RING: Triple H & Ric Flair + Goldust + Booker T..
- Triple H says that Booker T doesn't deserve a World title shot..
- Triple H says that a World Champion doesn't attack someone from behind..
- Triple H calls out Booker T, who he calls a common street thug..
- Shockingly, Goldust's music hits and out comes Goldust to the ring..
- Goldust says that Triple H's performance was oscar worthy..
- Goldust says he knows that deep down "down there" in the cac-ca-cacckles of HHH's heart, he's worried..
- Goldust says that Triple H will find out at Wrestlemania, that you can't judge a Book by its cover..
- Goldust spazes out during his speech resulting in Ric Flair & Triple H to laugh at him..
- Triple H makes fun of Goldust, who turns around jumps HHH & Flair..
- Triple H & Ric Flair beat up on Goldust until Booker T runs in to make the save!
- Booker takes his frustrations out on Triple H & Ric Flair before they escape..
- After the commercial, Triple H is trashing the dressing room angry that he was made a fool of..
- Triple H tells Ric Flair to go tell Eric Bischoff to give him a match with Goldust, TONIGHT!
- TIME FILLER MATCH: Maven vs Rico..
- Maven pulls out the upset victory and escape before Three Minute Warning can get him..
- BACKSTAGE: Terri + Shawn Michaels..
- Terri stands outside of Stone Cold Steve Austin's dressing room waiting for an interview..
- Shawn Michaels walks by and enters Austin's dressing room!
- DRESSING ROOM: Shawn Michaels & Steve Autsin..
- Shawn Michaels comes in and says that he'll be a lumberjack tonight..
- Shawn Michaels says that he will do his job and throw Austin back in the ring if he has to..
- Steve Austin asks Shawn Michaels will do when Chris Jericho is a lumberjack too..
- Shawn reminds Steve that The Rock will be a lumberjack as well..
- Steve says that he doesn't give a rats ass about the WWE superstars..
- Steve says that if he goes down, Eric Bischoff is going down with him..
- BACKSTAGE: Teddy Long & The Rock..
- Teddy Long shows the Rock this months issue of WWE magazine with Hurricane on the front..
- Teddy Long says that Rodney Mack is going to take Hurricane out NEXT on RAW..
- Teddy says that nobody will remember that Hurricane beat The Rock on RAW last week!
- Teddy says that it was just another blantant attempt to hold a brother down..
- Rodney Mack steps in and tells the Rock to "be cool" cause he'll take care of the Hurricane..
- MATCH: Hurricane vs Rodney Mack w/Teddy Long..
- Late in the match, The Rock runs down and attacks Hurricane, causing a DQ finish..
- Rodney Mack doesn't look happy with the Rock..
- Rock stomps a mudhole in Hurricane and assults him with a chair outside the ring..
- DIVAS MATCH: Trish Stratus & Jazz vs Victoria & Steven Richards..
- EARLIER: Victoria is caressing her championship belt and saying that it is hers..
- EARLIER: Steven Richards says that Victoria has beaten Trish many times in the past..
- Victoria & Steven Richards win the match..
- Steven RIchards sets up to DDT Trish after the match..
- Jeff Hardy runs down and makes the save, tossing Richards out of the ring..
- Jeff sets up Victoria for the swanton bomb, but Richards pulls her out of the ring..
- Jeff helps Trish up and sneaks a kiss on her face to Trish's shock!
- INTERVIEW: The Coach & Chris Jericho..
- Chris Jericho says that he used to dream about being Shawn Michaels..
- Chris Jericho says he now dreams of ending Shawn Michaels' legacy..
- BACKSTAGE: Stacy & Test..
- Stacy says that she has a tag team partner lined up for Test tonight..
- Stacy walks away and Test continues looking at Torrie Wilson's issue of playboy..
- TAG MATCH: Chris Jericho & Christian vs Test & Scott Stiener w/Stacy..
- Test gets pinned after Stacy causes a distraction..
- WORLD (NON-TITLE) MATCH: Triple H vs Goldust..
- Triple H wins after Randy Orton interfers from the crowd, breaking a crutch over Goldust!
- Triple H pedigrees Goldust for the victory to everyones sarcastic suprise..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & The Rock..
- The Rock plays guitar (oh goodie again) and sings a song to Bischoff, who enjoys it..
- The Rock suggests that Bischoff book a "Rock" concert on RAW next week..
- The Rock says that Steve Austin embarassed him last week, and nobody embarasses the Rock!
- The Rock convinces Bischoff to change it from a lumberjack match to a handicap match..
- MAIN EVENT NO DQ MATCH: Steve Austin vs Eric Bischoff..
- Late in the match, The Rock runs down and gives Steve Austin a stunner!!
- Steve Austin gets up and fights back and gives Bischoff a stunner and pins him!
- The Rock ran back down afterwards and gives Steve Austin a huge Rock bottom!!
- RAW goes off the air...
- There was a minor scuffle involving Eric Bischoff and Ric Flair during the day before RAW went on the air..
- My friend went to this show live and had a bunch of his "Smark" signs stolen by WWE bastard security!
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