WWE RAW RESULTS
January 13, 2003|
Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Casino
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- DARK & HEAT MATCHES:
- Sean O'Haire def Bryan Danielson (American Dragon)..
- ? def Mike Kruel..
- Rico def Tommy Dreamer..
- Jamal def Johnny Stamboli..
- Spike Dudley def Christian-DQ..
- RAW KICKS OFF: Eric Bischoff & Sean Morely + Earl Hebner + Scott Stiener..
- Bischoff & Morely waiting in the parking lot waiting for Vince McMahon to arrive..
- Bischoff tells Morely to make sure all RAW superstars are on their best behavior..
- Earl Hebner approaches the duo and says that the refs have been talking about striking..
- Morely leads the two referee off to 'discuss?' the matter..
- Stiener sneaks up behind Bischoff and demands a match with Triple H tonight..
- Bischoff proposes a bench press contest..
- Stiener says he's tired of the games and the people want to see a fight!
- Bischoff tells Stiener to please promise not to do anything crazy..
- Stiener says he can't promise anything!
- HARDCORE WOMENS TITLE TRIPLE THREAT: Victoria vs Trish Stratus vs Jacqueline..
- Victoria wins the match after Steven Richards interfers..
- Victoria & Richards beat up on Trish after the match until Hurricane makes the save!
- The crowd was DEAD for this match..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Sean Morely + The Dudley Boyz..
- Bischoff is stressing out over what Vince's intentions are..
- The Dudleyz come up behind Bischoff and get in his face..
- Morely def ends Bischoff and the Dudleyz attack him..
- Security pulls the Dudleyz off and Bischoff fires them on the spot!
- Bubba says that Stephanie could use a good tag team on Smackdown!
- Bischoff changes his mind and decides to only suspend the Dudleyz without pay!
- TAG MATCH: Maven & Test w/Stacy vs Chris Nowinski & DLo Brown..
- Test pins DLo after he was threatening Stacy and Test knocked him out with the boot!
- PARKING LOT: Eric Bischoff + Mean Gene + Chris Jericho..
- Bischoff greets an approaching Limosine thinking it will be Vince McMahon..
- Instead, non other than Meeeeeean Gene Okerland steps out of the limo!
- Bischoff asks Gene what the hell he's going here!
- Gene says he's there to be a presenter at the Anniversary show!
- Bischoff informs Gene that that is TOMORROW NIGHT!
- Gene tells Bischoff if he wasn't so stupid a few years ago, it would be Nitro's anniversay..
- Gene gets back into the limo..
- Jericho approaches and says he's got a big problem..
- Jericho says that he wants to proove he is the best by entering the Rumble & #1..
- Bischoff says he needs a RAW superstar to win the Rumble, #1 is against the odds..
- F-VIEW: William Regal & Lance Storm..
- Regal is reading Jerry Lawler's book and makes fun of Lawler's wives leaving him..
- Storm asks him why he's not getting ready for his match..
- Regal responds with "Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance" and taps his hip..
- MATCH: Jerry "the King" Lawler vs William Regal w/Lance Storm..
- Three seperate officials check both Regal & Storm for forign weapons..
- The officials take a set of brass knuckles away from both of them..
- Lawler gets a chain and wraps it around his fist and knocks out William Regal!
- Lawler covers Regal but the referee sees the chain on his hand and DQ's him..
- William Regal wins the match by DQ..
- Lawler gets on the mic and says "Winner, and still the King.. Jerry Lawler!"..
- WINNER GETS RUMBLE SPOT: Jeff Hardy vs Raven..
- Uhhhhh wasn't Raven banished from RAW? Oh wait, I'm watching WWE..
- Raven has a new haircut and is wearing tradition black wrestling tights..
- Jeff Hardy wins the match and a spot in the Royal Rumble..
- PARKING LOT: Eric Bischoff & Vince McMahon + Randy Orton..
- Eric Bischoff greets Vince McMahon in the parking lot and sucks up..
- Vince says that all he's going to do tonight is make an announcement..
- Vince runs into Randy Orton and asks him how his shoulder is doing..
- Randy smiles and reports that it's at 94%!
- Vince congradulates him and gives him a swift WHACK on the shoulder before walking away..
- IN THE RING: Vince McMahon + The Dudleyz + Chris Jericho + Eric Bischoff..
- Vince says that he's here for one reason, because 10 years ago he started something..
- Suddenly the Dudley Boyz storm the ring to talk to Vince McMahon..
- Bubba says that earlier on they got suspended and they dont know where to turn..
- Bubba says that they have a tremendous amount of respect for Vince McMahon..
- Bubba says that Vince chose a 'piece of crap' to be GM of RAW..
- Bubba says he speaks for every wrestler and every fan..
- Bubba says that Bischoff doesn't appreciate talent..
- Vince inturrupts and says he doesn't appreciate the Dudleyz interrupted him..
- Vince does reintate the Dudley though..
- Vince also gives the Dudleyz a tag team title match against Regal & Storm at Royal Rumble..
- Vince says that he wants to hear the words "DVON.. GET THE TABLES" at the PPV..
- The Dudleyz celebrate and leave the ring happy..
- Vince gets back to his speech but is interrupted AGAIN by Chris Jericho..
- Jericho says it's great to see Vince again, and says we have a huge problem..
- Jericho says he was denied the #1 slot in the Royal Rumble..
- Vince says that the winner of the Over the Top Challange tonight gets to choose their entry #..
- Jericho says that when he wins that match he'll choose #1 and proove that he's the best..
- Vince says that the winner can pick any number except #1, because Shawn Michaels has it..
- Vince then kicks Jericho out of the ring so he can finally get to his announcement..
- Suddenly Eric Bischoff's music hits and he comes out to interrupt THE BOSS!
- Eric questions Vince's efforts to undermind his authority as General Manager of RAW..
- Vince bursts out and tells Eric Bischoff to SHUT UP!
- Vince says he's been interrupted by wrestlers Bischoff cannot control..
- Vince says maybe it's time for a public employee evaluation..
- Vince asks the crowd if Bischoff is doing a good job as General Manager (Crowd Boos)..
- Vince disagrees and says Bischoff is doing a good job..
- Vince says he didn't hire Bischoff to do a good job, he hired him to do a GREAT job..
- Vince gives Eric Bischoff 30 days to turn RAW around, or he'll be fired..
- Vince leaves the ring to his "No Chance In Hell" theme music..
- After the commercial, we see Bischoff pleading with Vince to give him more time!
- Bischoff says that Vince knows there is nobody on the planet who could replace him..
- Vince opens the limo door and Shane McMahon steps out!
- MATCH: Booker T w/Goldust vs Lance Storm w/William Regal..
- The Dudley Boyz run-in and interfer, beating up Regal & Storm..
- The Dudley Boyz give Lance Storm the 3D!
- Lance Storm wins by Disqualification..
- MATCH: Hurricane w/Trish vs Steven Richards w/Victoria..
- It doesn't take long before Tirsh & Victoria are brawling outside the ring..
- Hurricane eventually pins Richards to win the match..
- The women bring the fight into the ring where Trish kicks Victoria in the head!
- BENCH PRESS CHALLANGE: Triple H vs Scott Stiener..
- The Coach introduces Scott Stiener to the stage first..
- Stiener tells the helpers to load up the bar with 588lbs for starters..
- Triple H is introduced, but he walks by the stage and heads towards the ring..
- Triple H says he doesn't give a crap about bench pressing, arm wrestling and posedowns..
- Triple H says all he cares about is the World Heavyweight title..
- Triple H says that he is the best that there is... erm..
- Triple H says that he's knocked down, Rock, Austin, HBK and others and he's still standing..
- Triple H says that Scott Stiener will end up just like the others..
- Stiener suggests they not wait til Sunday and fight right now..
- Stiener drops the mic and walks to the ring, where the two begin to brawl!
- Stiener rips Triple H's suit off, all the way down to his tight grey undies..
- OVER THE TOP ROPE CHALLANGE: Kane vs Rob Van Dam vs Chris Jericho vs Batista..
- Batista & Kane eliminate eachother..
- Batista gets back up and knocks RVD off onto the top rope!
- Jericho comes over and flips RVD out of the ring to win the match!
- Jericho says that if Shawn Michaels is #1, then he's picking #2!
- IN THE RING: Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho..
- Suddenly Shawn Michaels runs out and attacks Jericho!
- Jericho throws Michaels over the top rope, but Michaels skins the cat and slips back in!
- Jericho charges and Michaels tosses Jericho over the top rope!
- RAW goes off the air...
- We also saw a promo featuring Sean O'Haire with a new 'womanizer' gimmick..
- As well as another Nathan Jones "I like me, but you might not" promo..
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