DARK MATCHES & HEAT TAPINGS:
- Shelton Benjamin & R.C. Hass def Danny Doring & ?..
- Molly Holly def Jacqueline..
- Hurricane pinned Justin Credible..
- Johnny The Bull pinned D-Lo Brown..
- Raven def Aaron Stevens(?)..
RAW KICKOFF: Eric Bischoff & Ric Flair..
- Eric Bischoff in the parking lot waiting for someone (probably Scott Stiener)..
- A limo pulls up and Bischoff opens the door but doesn't see who he expected..
- Ric Flair gets out of the limo and smiles at Bischoff..
- Bischoff says that Triple H is off taking a fit cause he lost his title to Shawn Michaels..
- Flair says everybody knows where Triple H is..
- Flair says that Triple H suffered a crushed trakia in the Elimination Chamber last night..
- Flair says that Bischoff doesn't care about Triple H or anybody else, all he cares about is RAW..
- Bischoff agrees with Flair and says Flair will have a match with Kane tonight!
- Flair says he doesn't "sweat" Kane..
- Flair says he wants to see Bischoff produce RAW without the Game!
IN THE RING: Shawn Michaels + Rob Van Dam + Eric Bischoff..
- The new World Champion comes to the ring to address the audience..
- Michaels asks where do we go from here?
- Michaels says that he is a mere shell of a shell of a shell of what he used to be..
- Michaels says he doesn't want to be one of those guys who hangs around too long..
- Michaels says he wants to be the guy who goes out on top..
- Michaels says that he'd love to come out and take on RAW's top talent week after week..
- Michaels says his body can not keep up with that schedule..
- Michaels says that the sensible thing to do would be to leave the belt and go home..
- Michaels says that he's never really been that 'sensible' of a guy!
- Michaels says that he's gonne find out how much this ol body had got in it!
- Michaels says that the World title will stay with him!
- Suddenly Rob Van Dam's music hits and RVD comes to the ring!
- RVD says that he enjoys watching the "Heartbreak Kid" for years..
- RVD says he thought it was quite inspiring watching Michaels when he was a kid..
- RVD says that if he didn't win the World title last night, he was glad it was Michaels..
- RVD suggests Michaels goes one-on-one with the Whole Damn Show in his first title def ense!
- Just as Michaels was about to accept the challange, Eric Bischoff comes out to the ring..
- Bischoff says that before Michaels goes and "loses his smile" he should realize who runs the show..
- Bischoff says that Rob Van Dam will have to earn their title shot at Shawn Michaels..
- Bischoff says that Rob Van Dam vs Booker T vs Chris Jericho will happen tonight, winner gets a title shot..
- Michaels says that Bischoff better realize that there's a NEW sherrif in town!
- Michaels says that he will not represent a show with "necrophelia"..
- Michaels says it offends him as a wrestling fan (woohoo get'em shawn!)..
- Michaels asks Triple H how it feels to be watching HIM from his hospital bed..
SIX MAN TAG: Bubba, Spike & DVon Dudley vs Rosey, Jamal & Rico..
- The Dudley Brothers come out on top of this one..
BACKSTAGE: Stacy Keibler..
- Stacy on the phone talking to the "Testicle" t-shirt manufacturer..
- Stacy answers a second phone and talks to Test on it..
- Stacy says that she has two samples of Testicle t-shirts and she's going to let the fans decide..
BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff + Scott Stiener..
- A guy enters Bischoff's office and says that rumors have it HHH is on his way to the arena..
- Bischoff says HHH is probably coming to try to get into the triple threat match tonight..
- Bischoff goes out to the parking lot to meet Triple H in his approaching limosine..
- Bischoff opens the door and finds someone BETTER than Triple H... BIG POPPA PUMP!!
- Bischoff says that this is just like OLD TIMES..
- Bischoff tell Stiener that he is his SPECIAL guest and get can have whatever he wants!
IN THE RING: Stacy Keibler + Stevie Richards + Victoria..
- Stacy is wearing a headseat microphone
- Stacy says she has a special treat for all the Testicles out there..
- Stacy unvails a "I'm A Testicle -- Rub Me The Right Way!" shirt..
- Stacy then shows a "I'm a Testcile -- Take Me for a Test Ride" shirt..
- Stacy brings out the "I loove my Testciles!" shirt..
- Stacy gets out a 'Testicular Cannon" and randomly shoots t-shirts into the crowd..
- Suddenly, Stevie Richards comes out with an intense attitude..
- Stevie says that this 'display' has gone on long enough!
- Stevie says that Stacy set him up last week!
- Stevie says that Test is in India, so that means Stacy is alone..
- Stevie says he's going to get some revenge!
- Stacy fires a t-shirt into Stevie's crotch!
- Stevie colapses in pain!
- Victoria runs in and jumps Stacy from behind and beats the living hell out of her!
- Victoria puts an armbreaker on Stacy and bites her finger nails off..
- Victoria says that the people didn't come here to see Stacy!
- Victoria says that they came to see HER, the new Woman's champion!!
- Victoria helps Stevie up an dout of the ring -- a couple of whackos!
BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Stacy Keibler..
- Stacy complains to Bischoff about what Victoria did..
- Bischoff says that he's giving Stacy a title shot at Victoria tonight!
TAG MATCH: Lance Storm & William Regal vs Jeff Hardy & Tommy Dreamer..
- Jeff Hardy is taken out of the match early due to his injuries suffered last night in the tables match..
- Storm & Regal make short work of Tommy Dreamer, pinning him for the win..
- Storm & Regal give Dreamer a drop toehold catching Dreamers jaw on a steel chair!
IN THE RING: Scott Stiener + Chris Jericho..
- Scott says that everybody wants to know what took him so long to get to the WWE..
- Scott rhymes off a bunch of excuses, centering around his "freaks" and "peaks"..
- Scott says that when he was at home, he's occassionally watch RAW and it made him puke!
- Scott says that he would turn on Smackdown! and see people talk about being the greatest of all time..
- Scott says that HE is the greatest of all time..
- Scott says that he isn't here to make friends..
- Scott says he is here to proove that nobody can compare to the genetic freak!
- Suddenly, Chris Jericho's music hits and Y2J comes out to the stage..
- Y2J says he doesn't have a clue what Scott Stiener is talking about?!
- Y2J says that he is a larger than life king of the world... and a HUGE rock star!
- Y2J says that he's gonna win the triple threat match and go on to beat the "Hasbeen Kid" next week!
- Y2J says that he doesn't have time for a guy who dresses like King Arther..
- Scott suggest Y2J comes down to the ring so he can beat his mid-evil ass!
- Y2J says he has to prepare himself for the triple threat later!
- Scott says that he might stick around to see if Y2J is any good..
WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Victoria vs Stacy Keibler..
- Victoria def eats Stacy easily, finishing her off with a crazy move!
- Victoria continues to assault Stacy after the match..
- Trish Stratus runs down and pulls Victoria off and the two woman brawl around the ring!
- Stevie Richards runs down and gives Trish a modified Edgecution!
SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS MATCH: Chris Nowinski vs Al Snow..
- Al Snow smashes a chalk board over Nowinski's head!
- Al throws half a dozen chairs into the ring..
- Nowinski uses a couple of chalk brushes on Al's eyes!
- Nowinksi throws a stop sign, some other weapons, and a plastic skelatin into the ring..
- Al smashes Nowinski in the mouth, might have gotten a tooth knocked out, cause he's bleeding..
- Al sets up six chairs like a table and lays Nowinski out on them..
- Al goes up for a moonsault, but Nowinski moves and Al crashes though the chairs!
- Nowinksi covers Al for the 1-2-3 and the win!
BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Val Venis..
- Bischoff says that he has been a fan of Val Venis for years!
- Val cuts him off and says not to call him Val Venis anymore!
- Editor's Note: Well WTF do we call you Val?
- Val says that he has a new job now..
- Bischoff says that they should finishing signing all the papers..
IN THE RING: Ric Flair + Kane + David Batista..
- Ric Flair comes out in his street clothes..
- Ric says that he respects Kane, but if he puts a hand on him, HHH will kick his ass!
- Kane chases Flair around the ring until David Batista comes out of nowhere and attacks Kane!
- Batista gives Kane a brutal power bomb in the center of the ring!
F-VIEW: Chris Jericho & Christian..
- Jericho apologizes to his tag team partner for hitting him with a chair last week..
- Jericho says that he needs Christian's help tonight..
- Christian says that Jericho should have thought about that last week..
- Christian gets up and walks out on his partner..
IN THE RING: Booker T..
- Booker T gets on the microphone and says that he's been sitting in the back listening all night..
- Booker says that everybody is talking about Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Rob Van Dam & Chris Jericho..
- Booker says nobody has mentioned the 5TIME! 5TIME! 5TIME! 5TIME! 5TIME! World champion!
- Booker says that is alright because he is going to become the #1 Contender tonight!
MAIN EVENT: Booker T vs Chris Jericho vs Rob Van Dam..
- Late in the match, Rob Van Dam gets knocks silly outside thr ring and stays out cold..
- Christian runs down and smashes Booker with a steel chair!
- Jericho puts Booker into the Walls of Jericho..
- Scott Stiener runs down and attacks Christian from behind!
- Scott enters the ring and attacks Chris Jericho, delivering a brutal power bomb!
- Scott does push-ups while yelling in Jericho's ear..
- Scott leaves the ring..
- Rob Van Dam climbs the ropes and hits the five-star-frog splash on Jericho!
- Rob Van Dam pins Jericho to win a title shot on next week's RAW!
- Shawn Michaels comes down and shakes RVD's hand and raises him arm..
RAW goes off the air..

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