WWE RAW RESULTS
October 28, 2002|
Detroit, Michigan - Joe Louis Arena
Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler
- DARK MATCHES:
- Ernest the Cat Miller def Johnny Stamboli..
- Raven & Redd Dogg def Tyson Dux & Larry Destiny..
- HEAT MATCHES:
- Mark Jindrak def Justin Credible..
- Rosey & Jamal def ?..
- D-Lo Brown def Steven Richards..
- KICKOFF: Triple H + Hurricane + Kane + Bischoff..
- We see an ominous casket down at the ringside area..
- Triple H comes out in what looks like one of Vince McMahon's old suits..
- Triple H brings a steel chair into the ring and sets it up in the middle of the ring..
- Triple H explains that he got out of the trunk last week by using the child-proof anti-lock cord..
- Triple H says that lots of people said they would never watch wrestling again after that..
- Triple H says the only person's opinion that matters, is Katie Vick's..
- Triple H says he's invited Katie Vick to appear tonight..
- Triple H introduces Katie Vick to the crowd, and goes outside the ring and opens the casket..
- Triple H talks to the maniquin inside and lifts her out of the casket and puts her in the ring..
- Triple H makes several lewd sexual comments about the manniquin..
- Triple H sits down on the chair and puts the manniquin on his lap..
- Triple H proceeds to carry on a ridiculous conversation with the damn thing..
- Katie (voice of HHH) says that Kane had a 'burnt little wiener'..
- Triple H says that a lot of people were seriously offended last week and he seriously doesn't give a damn..
- Triple H says that he will do what he wants to do, when he wants to do it!
- Suddenly, the Hurricane comes out to the stage to confront Triple H..
- Hurricane says HHH is in a pretty good mood this week, but he wasn't laughing last week..
- Triple H says that nothing happened last week because he pulled the safety latch and got out..
- Hurricane asks HHH to explain the following footage..
- They show footage of somone with a HHH mask on getting an enema..
- ~~~The doctors pull out a sledge hammer from Triple H's butt!
- ~~~The doctors pull out a string of hankys tied together..
- ~~~The doctors next pull out a HAND and then a SQURRIL!
- ~~~The doctors then pull out a gear shift from a car!
- ~~~this is getting ridiculous..
- ~~~The doctors then pull out a steering wheel!
- ~~~The doctors then pulled out a wax figured head of Triple H's head!
- ~~~HHH (fake) looks up and says "You pulled my ass out of my head?"
- Back in the ring, Triple H has a fit and starts beating up the manniquin..
- Kane eventually comes out and attacks Triple H..
- A crew of security guards come out but Kane throws them out of the ring too!
- Triple H jumps back on Kane and they brawl around the ring..
- Eric Bischoff, Sgt Slaughter, TERRY TAYLOR, and a bunch of referees come out to break them up..
- Johnny The Bull, DLo Brown, Randy Orton & Justin Credible also run out to help..
- Eric Bischoff gets on the microphone and announces a CASKET MATCH for the main event tonight!
- F-VIEW: Trish Stratus.
- We see hidden camera footage of Trish Stratus on the phone talking to her mom..
- Trish gradually undresses anware of the camera focused on her..
- TAG MATCH: William Regal & Lance Storm vs Rob Van Dam & Tommy Dreamer..
- Storm & Regal win in a suprisingly quick match..
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Rosey/Jamal & Rico..
- Eric compaining to his troops about Big Show getting a title shot on Smackdown! already!
- Eric says that two weeks ago Spike looked him in the eyes and said "Bite me!"
- Eric tells the trio not to forget who made them stars!
- Eric tells the trio to go out there and make some impact or their three minutes are up!
- HOTEL LOUNGE: Test & Stacy..
- Stacy & Test talk backstage about Stacy's "ideas"..
- Stacy says that Kane has his Kaninites and Hulk has his Hulkamaniacs..
- Stacy says that Test should have Testicles!!
- Stacy says that, as his marketing agent, Test's Testicles will be HUGE!
- Test laughs..
- TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Chris Jericho & Christain vs Bubba & Spike Dudley..
- The Dudleyz come out first but are brutally attacked by Rosey, Jamal & Rico!
- Rosey & Jamal give Spike a brutal double somoan drop..
- The tag team champions do not appear and our title match has been scratched..
- MATCH: Goldust vs Test w/Stacy..
- Test comes out and says he just wants to say hi to all his TESTICLES!!
- Goldust jumps him and the match is on..
- Goldust sets Test up for the shattered dreams but Stacy comes in and tries to slap Goldust..
- Goldust sets Stacy up for the shattered dreams in the opposite corner..
- Goldust asks the crowd who he should kick?!
- Goldust goes towards Stacy but the referee blocks him..
- Goldust turns around and ducks a clotheline from Test..
- Stacy gets loose and hits Goldust with a weak low blow!
- Test pins Goldust to pick up the win!
- BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Bubba Dudley..
- Bubba yelling at Bischoff asking him why he sent Rosey/Jamal/Rico out there to beat he and Spike up!
- Bubba complains about losing his title shot because Spike cannot compete..
- Bischoff tells Bubba that he still has his title shot and can pick any partner he wants..
- RNN BREAKING NEWS: Randy Orton..
- Randy Orton breaks in to talk about not being mentioned on last weeks RAW..
- Randy says that he will be giving updates on how his rehabilitation is going..
- Randy plugs his firstname.lastname@example.org email address..
- INTERVIEW: Coach & Kane..
- Coach tells Kane that their Casket Match will not be for the World title tonight..
- Kane says it isn't about the World title, it's about locking Triple H in an air-tight casket!
- TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Chris Jericho & Christain vs Bubba Dudley & Jeff Hardy..
- Jeff Hardy replaces Spike Dudley who was beaten up earlier..
- Late in the match, Bubba ducks the conchairto..
- Jeff Hardy leaps off of Bubba over the top rope onto Jericho & Christian!
- Rosey & Jamal runs down but Bubba & Hardy knock them down..
- Bubba jumps off the top rope onto Jamal/Rosey & Jericho outside the ring!!
- The referee ejects Rosey & Jamal from ringside..
- Late in the match, Rosey, Jamal & Rico come out to the stage hanging Spike by his ankles!
- Bubba runs up to try to help his little brother..
- Jeff Hardy goes at it alone for a bit and almost wins but Christian pulls the referee out of the ring!
- Jericho nails Hardy with the title belt and pins him for the win!
- INTERVIEW: Coach & Triple H..
- Triple H admits that he's scared of Kane tonight..
- Coach asks Triple H about Shawn Michaels' threats last week..
- Triple H says there is no way on earth that HBK can convince him that he's 100%..
- Triple H's cell phone rings and he ends the interview and goes into his locker room..
- F-VIEW: Triple H.
- Hidden camera inside HHH's locker room and he's talking to someone on the phone..
- Triple H tells the person to hurry up and get here as fast as he/she can!
- BACKSTAGE: Chris Nowinski & Al Snow..
- Snow says that all through Tough Enough I he stayed loyal to Chris..
- Snow says that he is proud that Chris made it to the WWE anyway but he's not proud of his attitude..
- Snow says that he stands by his decision to pick Maven to win Touch Enough I..
- Snow says that Nowinski is a pompus ass!
- Nowinski tells Snow that he would be a superstar in the WWE right now with or without Tough Enough..
- Nowinski says he wants Al Snow to be at ringside during him match tonight..
- Nowinski says that Al Snow can even pick his opponent..
- IN THE RING: Eric Bischoff..
- Eric Bischoff announces the Big Poppa Pump Scott Stiener is coming to the WWE..
- Eric says that he is going to try his hardest to bring Stiener to RAW!
- Eric says that he got a few superstars in the trade for Big Show and they will show up soon..
- Eric says that RAW is live and they're flying without a net!
- Eric says that he is behind the F-VIEW segments that we've seen tonight..
- Eric reminds everybody that he'll debut the elimination chamber..
- Eric says it will involve SIX RAW SUPERSTARS..
- Eric says that it will combine eliments of Survivor Series, Royal Rumble and War Games..
- Eric says that Triple H, Jericho, Booker, Rob Van Dam, Kane & Shawn Michaels will be in the match!
- Suddenly Booker T's music hits and Booker T comes out to the ring!
- Booker tells Eric to get to the back.. jack!
- Booker calls out Chris Nowinski for their match!
- MATCH: Chris Nowinski vs Booker T..
- Al Snow watches the match from outside the ring..
- Nowinski keeps disrespecting Al Snow throughout the match..
- Al Snow eventually jumps in the ring and attacks Chris Nowinski causing a DQ..
- Nowinski's arm is raised and he laughs at Al..
- Booker T knocks Snow out of the ring and beats up Nowinski some more..
- Booker does the spinerooni for the fans!
- WOMANS TRIPLE THREAT TITLE MATCH: Trish Status vs Jacky Moore vs Molly Holly..
- Jacky & Molly lock Trish in a double sharpshooter but Jacky elbows Molly..
- Trish eventually wins the match to retain the Woman's title..
- NON-TITLE CASKET MATCH: Triple H vs Kane..
- Late in the match, Shawn Michaels pops out of the casket and attacks Triple H!
- Michaels delivers the sweet chin music to Triple H!
- Kane hits a chokeslam and puts HHH in the casket to win the match!
- Shawn Michaels dances on the casket after the match..
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